Sunday, February 26, 2017

PIX-N-TOONZ-N-STUFF 022617


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A couple, married over thirty years, came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish, too. Unfortunately, he leaned over too far, fell into the well and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment, but then smiled. 'IT REALLY WORKS,' she thought to herself. 


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Population Comparison : 
INDIAN : I hav 4 sis 3 bro. Wat abt U? 
AMERICAN : I hav no sis or bro. Bt I hav 4 Moms from 1st dad, 3 dads from 1st mom... 


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OF INTEREST MOSTLY TO GUYS- WELL WHO KNOWS?
The Bustiest Athletes That Make You Love Sports- These are some of the bustiest athletes to ever compete in sports, both professional and amateur.

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We now have a Secretary of Education who – GASP – wants students to learn the basics and think for themselves?? She doesn’t want to control young minds and meld them into her vision of what they should think and be?? She wants students and parents to have the final say in education, not just leave it up to Big Daddy Government to dictate a One-Size-Fits-All system??
Well, THAT just doesn’t sit well with the progressive establishment in education AT ALL. And it must be silenced!


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Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He then addressed the men. "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?" Frank leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered, "Gold Medal -All-Purpose, isn't it?" And thus began Frank's life of celibacy. 


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HILLARY COMING BACK!



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Former NAACP branch president Rachel Dolezal, who lied about being black but still identifies as black, is now jobless, living on food stamps and expects to lose her home next month.
“There’s no protected class for me,” the former NAACP branch president told The Guardian. “I’m this generic, ambiguous scapegoat for white people to call me a race traitor and take out their hostility on. And I’m a target for anger and pain about white people from the black community. It’s like I am the worst of all these worlds.”
Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2017/02/25/rachel-dolezal-is-nearly-homeless-on-food-stamps/#ixzz4ZnNxWbOO


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A very genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father." 
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump." 
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children." 
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids." 
She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee." 
He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?'' 
She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb Yankee."

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Oakland Raider’s Great Burgess Owens was at CPA to do book signings for his new book “Liberalism or How to Turn Good Men into Whiners, Weenies and Wimps.” As you can tell, he is no fan of the liberal regressive narrative. In fact, he sees it as destructive to the black community. He is no fan of the BET network and thinks they bear part of the blame.
A member of the 1980-1981 Oakland Raiders Super Bowl winning team told Breitbart News at the Conservative Political Action Conference that it is time for African-Americans to reclaim their traditional conservatism.


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The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and there is scent of fresh hay. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.... I don't buy toilet paper there any more. 


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