Thursday, March 16, 2017

PIX-N-TOONZ-N-STUFF 031617

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Students Suspended After Failing to Get on Board With Open Borders
In Michigan, students are taught the American tradition of revering freedom of speech:
Four students at Grand Rapids Christian High School were suspended for two days after holding signs supporting President Donald Trump’s immigration policies


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No One Will Build Police Station in Islamic Colony of Rinkeby, Sweden
Let’s check in on how “refugee” assimilation is coming along in Sweden:
There will be no new police station in the troubled immigrant suburb of Rinkeby in the Swedish capital of Stockholm. Not right now anyway. The reason: no construction company dares to build it.


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Seattle Anti-Landlord Measure Takes Tyranny to Surreal Extremes
Leftists have always had a particular hatred of landlords, probably based on their feeling that housing should be provided free of charge. So it is no surprise that when it comes to leftist tyranny, abuse of landlords is at the cutting edge:
With a heavy-handed new law that is the first of its kind in the nation, Seattle has set its regulatory crosshairs on landlords, attempting to police their inner thoughts and eliminate the possibility that their decisions could be motivated by “implicit” or unintended bias.


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People Are Not Paying Back Student Loans
Despite the conspicuously declining quality of education, tuition has been skyrocketing. How do students afford it? By borrowing, the student loan industry having been nationalized as part of the ObamaCare power grab. How do they pay back these massive loans, especially after their degrees in moonbattery barely qualify them to flip burgers at McDonald’s? Increasingly, they don’t:
A new analysis of federal student loans reveals the number of people severely behind on repaying their debt has soared in the last year, painting a bleak picture of one of the largest government programs.


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“Teens” Run Riot at Oakland Carnival
If ever an incident was perfectly emblematic of our age:
A California carnival erupted into pandemonium over the weekend in Oakland after a mob of teens began attacking carnival workers and taking anything that wasn’t bolted down, making off with over $30,000 in merchandise.



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Hispanic Student Calls Upon White People to Pay for Her Spring Break- A Hispanic student at Pitzer College takes the moocher mentality to a new extreme of audacity.

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George Washington, the father of our country, is generally recognized as one of the greatest men the pages of history have to offer. Naturally he is hated by the sort of Libtards who write op-eds in the almost indescribably odious New York Times. How heartbreaking it must be for those who fail to pass on this hatred to their offspring. Weeps Jennifer Harvey:
Last year at this time, my 7-year-old was running around singing the praises of George Washington. … I was dismayed that the peace- and diversity-centered curriculum she gets at her public school had left her with such a one-dimensional view of history.


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On Twitter, Barbra Streisand complained that Donald Trump is making her gain weight.
Wanna lose weight, Babs? Try the Michelle Obama School Lunch Diet.


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Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has ordered the navy to put up "structures" to assert sovereignty over a stretch of water east of the country, where Manila has reported a Chinese survey ship was casing the area last year.
The Philippines has lodged a diplomatic protest with Beijing after the vessel was tracked moving back and forth over Benham Rise, a vast area east of the country declared by the United Nations in 2012 as part of the Philippines' continental shelf.
The Philippines says Benham Rise is rich in biodiversity and fish stocks.


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Rachel Maddow May Have Committed a Felony by Releasing Trump’s Return- Rachel Maddow today released an unauthorized copy of President Donald Trump’s tax return. In this return, from 2005, we learned Trump made about $150 million and paid about $38 million in taxes for an effective rate of about 25%. For the record, Bernie Sanders paid an effective rate of about 13.5% in 2015. So much for paying your fair share, but I digress. The problem is releasing tax return information without the consent of the taxpayer. US Code 7213 states:
It shall be unlawful for any person to whom any return or return information (as defined in section 6103(b)) is disclosed in a manner unauthorized by this title thereafter willfully to print or publish in any manner not provided by law any such return or return information. Any violation of this paragraph shall be a felony


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A man who was found guilty in Gwinnett County of brutally cutting his 2-year-old daughter's genitals was deported to his native Ethiopia, federal authorities said Tuesday. Khalid Adem, 41, was convicted in November 2006 of aggravated battery and cruelty to children and sentenced to 10 years in prison and five years of probation, according to The Atlanta Journal-Constitution’s archives.

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ONE LINERS

I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but by turning to religion . I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam and we're stoning her in the morning.

The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 25 and her name is Melissa.

Went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting "pedophile" and other names at me, just because
my wife is 24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 12th anniversary.

My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand job. I said "Son, that's three schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."

The cost of living has gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.

A man called 911 and says "I think my wife is dead." The operator says, " How do you know?" The man says "The sex is the same, but the ironing is piling up!"

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated, but come must back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said "You obviously haven't been listening."

My wife has been missing for a week now. The police said to Prepare for the worst. So I had to go back to Goodwill to get all her clothes back.


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