Monday, March 27, 2017

PIX-N-TOONZ-N-STUFF 032717

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A social media storm erupted on Sunday when two girls were stopped from boarding a United Airlines flight because they were wearing leggings. The girls were flying as guests of employees, and thus were subject to the company's dress code. But it is not the first time leggings or yoga pants have caused controversy in the United States.

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Scientists convert spinach leaves into human heart tissue — that beats
If an overhyped vegetable existed before marketers coined the term superfood - and long before Oprah Winfrey chatted up acai berries with Dr.


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Less Salt, Fewer Nighttime Bathroom Trips?
SUNDAY, March 26, 2017 (HealthDay News) -- Lowering your salt intake could mean fewer trips to the bathroom in the middle of the night, a new study suggests.


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WHAT?????
The Justice Department has agreed to a settlement with a Miami-based pizza restaurant franchise as a way of resolving an investigation over allegations that the company violated immigration law by demanding that foreign-born legal resident workers produce green cards as proof of employment eligibility but failed to demand a similar document from U.S. citizen workers.


Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/article140762018.html#storylink=cpy


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COULD IT BE TRUE!!!!



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Uploaded on Jun 1, 2011
Donald Trump shares his opinion with Piers Morgan of the Anthony Weiner scandal



In the 2011 interview, Morgan asked Donald Trump what he thought about the Weiner scandal.
Trump said, beginning at the 0:26 mark in the video below, which was uploaded by CNN to YouTube on June 1, 2011:
“I was watching between pizzagate and Anthony Weinergate, I found Anthony Weinergate to be a terrible situation.”

Did √©lites-in-the-know like Donald Trump know about D. C. pedophilia years before the American people? 

YOU BETCHA!!


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It Cheats by Checking Your Facebook Page
Scientists have developed a new mind-reading artificial intelligence that “knows if you’re guilty”.
The artificial mother.


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Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation.

The Yellow Labrador turned to the Black Lab and asked, "So why are you here?"

The Black Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything.....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

The Yellow Lab said, "So what’s the vet going to do?"

"Gonna cut my nuts off" came the reply from the Black Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down."

The Black Lab then turned to the Yellow Lab and asked " why are you here?"

The Yellow Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch."

"So what are they going to do to you ?" the Black Lab inquired.

"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Yellow Lab said.

The Black Lab turned to the Great Dane and asked, "Why are you here? "

" I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away."

The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, it's nuts off for you too, huh?"

The Great Dane said, "No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped.


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Amy Schumer has taken to Instagram to address her latest stand up show's poor reviews, blaming 'Alt-right trolls' for all the one-star reviews.

NO, SHE JUST SUCKS!!!


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A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.

Looking in her purse, she commented, "That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $100 bill in it.
Now there are 100 $1 bills." The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady.

The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."



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