Monday, April 3, 2017

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ALWAYS PUT A LITTLE ASIDE FOR THE FUTURE


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Epic west coast waves as Irish Surfing Festival rolls into Sligo-
Sligo is set to make waves all along the Wild Atlantic Way when the Irish Surfing Festival rolls into town.
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Appearing at George Washington University, communist and former member of the Black Panthers Angela Davis barks:
“I don’t consider myself a prison reformer; I consider myself a prison abolitionist.”
That’s not the dumbest thing I’ve seen all day. Calls for the abolition of prisons make sense coming from Davis, considering how richly she deserves to be behind bars.




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NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE PARKING HELP!!
After driving past the poorly parked BMW, the unseen Jeep driver turns around in the parking lot and, seemingly without a second thought, rams into the luxury vehicle’s side.
Read more: Daily Mail


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From Salt Lake Tribune: Police have identified a man who was shot and killed early Thursday after kicking in the door of a Salt Lake City apartment. Puleaga Danny Tupu, 33, of West Valley City, died in the living room of the apartment at 731 S. 300 East, police said Friday. Tupu has a long history of mostly misdemeanor convictions for petty crimes dating back to 2002, according to a search of Utah court records. Tupu was one of two men — dressed in black, with hoods — who rushed into the apartment at about 3 a.m.



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Tina Fey slams white women who voted for Donald Trump
Tina Fey is not happy about the university-educated white women who voted for Donald Trump in the US election. Speaking in New York at an event hosted by the American...

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A southearn gentleman went to Las Vegas . Sitting in a cocktail lounge, and sipping on some bourbon, he beckoned the waitress and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady.
Can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of aass?" 

"Wow, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and said, "Sure, why not? You're an attractive guy too, and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to your room?" 

When they returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress smiled at him and asked, "Will there be anything else?" 

"Why yes, " replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me. It was real sweet and right neighbourly of y'all.But where ah come from in Alabama, we lahk our bourbon real cold, so ah still need a piece of aass for mah drank."



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