Monday, April 10, 2017

PIX-N-TOONZ-N-STUFF 041017


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A NEW ROUSEY!!!
Like Rousey and McGregor, Dana White's latest darling has made a huge first impression
Sitting next to budding strawweight star Cynthia Calvillo on Saturday night, UFC president Dana White laid it on a little thick. Calvillo had just won her second ...




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Manhunt Intensifies for Joseph Jakubowski, Man Who Allegedly Stole Guns and Mailed Manifesto to Trump
Police in Wisconsin ramped up security at local churches on Sunday as the manhunt continued for a 32-year-old fugitive who is accused of stealing more than a dozen weapons from a gun store and mailing an anti-government manifesto to President Donald ...


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The man who fatally shot a teen in February who was trying to escape from a Walmart in Orange County, Florida, with stolen diapers was charged Wednesday in connection with the teen’s death.
Lonnie Leonard, 51, is charged with manslaughter, aggravated battery with a firearm, and carrying a concealed firearm, court documents show.
Leonard, who has no prior criminal history, was appointed a public defender and is being held on a $100,500 bond.
Authorities said the vehicle the three men were driving had been reported stolen two weeks before the shooting. They also think that Adams, a known gang member, was likely planning to sell the diapers.


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PICKING UP DRUNK FRIEND



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Prescription painkiller tramadol, taken by thousands of people every day, is claiming more lives than any other drug – including heroin and cocaine – according to Northern Ireland’s top pathologist. The painkiller doesn’t cause harm if taken correctly, but the danger rises when users mix it with other drugs or alcohol.

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As soon as they arrive, officers begin chopping down the plants with machetes and garden pruners. Gabriel pulls on blue nitrile gloves, plucks a pot leaf and sticks it into a small plastic bag to test for pesticide residue. Then he kneels to examine a Gatorade bottle lying on the ground. Growers often use empty containers like this to store toxic chemicals. In the previous year, every Gatorade bottle Gabriel and his team found at grow sites tested positive for carbofuran, a neurotoxic insecticide that is so nasty it has been banned in the U.S., Canada and the EU. Farmers in Kenya have used it to kill lions. Symptoms of exposure range from nausea and blurred vision to convulsions, spontaneous abortions, and death. “They just leave these sitting around,” Gabriel says as he carefully swabs the bottle.

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Corkscrew thinking won the war. Here's how to use it in business.
To mark Winston Churchill Day on 9 April, we celebrate the thinking that helped allied forces win the second world war.


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OVER a couple of days in February, hundreds of thousands of point-of-sale printers in restaurants around the world began behaving strangely. Some churned out bizarre pictures of computers and giant robots signed, “with love from the hacker God himself”. Some informed their owners that, “YOUR PRINTER HAS BEEN PWND’D”.

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A residence hall in Bucknell University covered its mirrors in an effort to promote “body positivity” and “self-love” during “Eating Disorder Awareness Day”.

WHAT LUNACY??


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NELSON, BC—A woman who raised 10 cats on strict vegan diets has claimed the one that lived is “doing great”.
Lily Daniels, who operates a vegan farm sanctuary, cites her “success” as definitive proof that cats and other animals can be raised without eating meat or animal products. “I’ve successfully raised deer, cows, horses and goats, all on meat-free diets,” she explained. “And now finally, cats. It’s a major breakthrough.”


Will prob evolve a new species!! Some kind of Liberal cat that protests #MOUSELIVESMATTER! .....and has really bad gas.
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THEY ALL LIKE SHOES!!




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Flying vehicles may just be a part of Singapore's transport network in the near future; in fact, the Ministry of Transport says that you can "bet your money" on it. It has already taken initial steps to make it happen. The ministry's top official has told The Business Times that it is in talks with some companies to start trials on drones that can carry passengers.

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A new study shows that the average smartphone contains more disease-causing bacteria than a toilet. Which is why, despite your dog’s drinking habits, you won’t spot him checking Facebook.

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Youtube deleted entire channel of animator who did video mocking Islamic vehicular jihad- It is frequently said that you know who rules you because they are the people you are forbidden from criticizing. There is some truth to this indeed, even if there is an element of circular logic to it.

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Chick-fil-A, for example, faced a nationwide boycott in 2012 after Dan Cathy, the son of Chick-fil-A’s founder, S. Truett Cathy, set off a fury among supporters of equal rights for gay people when he told Baptist Press that the company was “guilty as charged” for backing “the biblical definition of the family unit.”
Reports then emerged detailing Chick-fil-A’s many charitable donations to organizations opposed to same-sex marriage.
Despite the backlash, Chick-fil-A’s sales increased 14% in 2012.


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The Islamophiles running public schools had better be careful that they don’t teach the kids too much about Islam. The more people learn about it, the less they like it:
In a paper released [last] Friday by the New Zealand Attitudes and Values Study, researchers found that people who listen to, watch or read the news are more likely to display a dislike of Muslims, a trend that applies across the political spectrum.


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OK, LONG BUT NEEDED TO BE SAID



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The day after his wife disappeared In a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim faced Alaska State Troopers. 

"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one of the troopers.

"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens asked.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, the ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay ."

"Oh my God!," said Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five-pound King crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."

Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?"

The trooper smiled and said, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."



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OPRAH?? HILLARY?? UHUH!!! DEY CRAZY!!!



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Civilization is held aloft above the primordial slime by many pillars, each of them crucial in their own way. Progressives methodically swing sledgehammers at all of them. One pillar is language. Progressives aspire to degrade and destroy it, thereby impeding not only our capacity to communicate, but to think. We’ve seen this in the liberal media. We can also see it in education:
[University of Wisconsin–Madison junior Erika] Gallagher, a Posse scholar, began her research during her time as an undergraduate Writing Fellow this semester. She said she realized, as she sat in her seminar class of predominantly white students, that she wanted to focus on standard written English and how it excludes marginalized groups.




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Ubuntu founder Mark Shuttleworth insults free software community, compares Mir to gun control debate
When it comes to Linux on the desktop, I am primarily a Fedora user. Sure, I like trying out other distributions for fun, but I always return to the wonderful Fedora.


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