Wednesday, April 19, 2017

PIX-N-TOONZ-N-STUFF 041917



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Former NFL star Aaron Hernandez, who was serving a life sentence for a murder conviction and only days ago was acquitted of a double homicide, died after hanging himself in his cell on Wednesday morning, Massachusetts prison officials said. He was 27.
An official with the Massachusetts department of corrections said Hernandez was found in his cell just after 3am Wednesday. Authorities tried to revive the former New England Patriots tight end, but he was pronounced dead at UMass Memorial-HealthAlliance Hospital in Leominster at 4.07am.


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Arrivederci Dirtbag!
The man who randomly gunned down a Cleveland retiree and posted video of the crime on Facebook killed himself Tuesday during a police chase in Pennsylvania that began when a McDonald's drive-thru attendant reco
gnized him.
It marked a violent end to the nearly 48-hour multistate manhunt for Steve Stephens, whose case brought another round of criticism down on Facebook over how responsibly it polices objectionable material posted by users.
Source:  NBC Chicago




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MSNBC CONTRIBUTOR DELETES TWEET CALLING FOR ISIS BOMBING OF TRUMP PROPERTY AN MSNBC CONTRIBUTOR WROTE ON TWITTER TUESDAY THAT HE HOPED THE ISLAMIC STATE WOULD BOMB PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP’S PROPERTY IN TURKEY.

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Equihen Plage, on the coast of northern France by the English Channel, is a small seaside village with a population of about 3,000. Up until the beginning of the 20th century, Equihen Plage was a fishing village with a dry harbor—the kind where fishing boats were launched into the sea by sliding them on logs. Today, the village is famous for its many inverted boat houses—locally known as “quilles en l'air”—that serve as unique holiday accommodation for travellers.

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The first European settlement in the United States? That title often erroneously goes to Jamestown, Virginia, the first British permanent settlement, founded in 1607.
Yet by the time Jamestown was founded, the oldest city in the U.S., St. Augustine, Florida, in the northeast corner of the state, was already 42 years old. The story of that settlement provides American history with a Spanish lilt.
The area of St. Augustine was first claimed for Spain by Ponce de Leon, the explorer who first spotted Florida on April 2, 1513. But the real Spanish connection to Florida doesn’t establish itself until 52 years later, when a contingent under the command of Pedro Martinez de Aviles founded the settlement.


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Bruce Lee was much more than a martial arts expert and movie star. He was also a Zen philosopher, and some consider him one of the most influential people of the 20th century.
Recently, one of his “pocketbooks” was discovered, which has given us a chance to delve more deeply into the mind of Bruce Lee.


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In the interests of achieving an even higher degree of ideological homogeneity, universities have been requiring faculty to make “diversity statements.” These are essentially loyalty oaths to leftism:
These statements have strong ties to liberal ideology, such as the assumption of group victimization and claims for group-based entitlements, effectively making them “partisan litmus tests” to “weed out non-left wing scholars,” the [Oregon Association of Scholars] states in its report.


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Vandals Deface High School With N-Word: Guess Their Race
Police arrested two teenage girls Friday for vandalizing a Texas high school with profanities and racial slurs. A Crimestoppers tip led police to nab Alexandria Butler and Elizabeth Police, two teens who attend Lone Star High, reports Fox 4 News. Authorities charged Butler and Police with felony criminal mischief for vandalizing Plano West Senior High School, another local school.
Police, Butler and another unidentified female tagged Plano West with racial slurs like “nigger,” vulgar drawings and profanity in February.


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GLAD I DON'T DO MICKEY-DEEZ!


BOTH WATER MY MOUTH!



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If the government/education/media establishment plants enough evil seeds — demonizing Caucasians, sanctifying Islam, portraying blacks as sacred victims who deserve to be avenged — it can be sure to harvest some evil weeds. Presenting Kori Ali Muhammad:
Three people are dead in a shooting spree in downtown Fresno on Tuesday, and the suspect was wanted in connection to the Motel 6 killing last week, the Fresno Police Department said.
Kori Ali Muhammad, 39, shouted “Allahu Akbar” as police tackled him to the ground after the shootings which were spread over four locations, Police Chief Jerry Dyer said.
The victims appeared to be random, Dyer said. ?????????




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More than a year after the U.S. Department of Defense repealed a longtime ban on women serving in ground combat assignments, relatively few have been trained or assigned to these jobs in the U.S. military.
Norway has moved a lot faster to break down military gender barriers. Its parliament introduced legislation in the 1980s that opened up all military roles to women. Last year, Norway became the first NATO country to introduce female conscription.
But the introduction of the all-female special forces unit in 2014 raised the profile of women in the Norwegian military the most.


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THIS IS A LITTLE WEIRD!
(CNN)President Barack Obama has vowed to be a regular presence on the campaign trail for Hillary Clinton, but he took the opportunity at a rally Tuesday to settle a different issue: whether he smells like sulfur -- as in, like a demon.
"I was reading the other day. There's a guy on the radio who apparently said me and Hillary are demons, said we smell like sulfur. Ain't that something?" Obama joked at a Clinton rally in Greensboro, North Carolina.
Then, leaning over to take an exaggerated whiff of his arm, Obama cracked, "Now, I mean, come on people!"

What did Bill Shakes say? "THOW PROTESTETH TOO MUCH..."

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ALWAYS GOOD TO MAINTAIN A SENSE OF HUMOR!



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MEANWHILE IN CHIRAQ!
From MyFoxChicago: Two men were killed and at least 43 other people were wounded in shootings across Chicago over the Easter holiday weekend.
Last weekend, seven men were killed and at least 28 other people were wounded in shootings across Chicago. More than 900 people have been shot in the city so far this year, according to Chicago Sun-Times data.
Guess they need more gun control laws, or something.


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Drain the Swamp: First Clinton-State Dept. staffer indicted for treason- According to YourNewsWire, prosecutors warn Claiborne is “the first of many” corrupt Clinton-era State Department employees who will be brought to justice by a reinvigorated Department of Justice in the Trump administration.
In a press release on March 29, 2017, the DOJ’s Office of Public Affairs announced the March 28 arrest and indictment of U.S. Department of State employee Candace Marie Claiborne for:


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From Daily Mail: Nurseries should teach toddlers about same-sex relationships and transgender lifestyles to reduce hate crime, say teachers.
The National Union of Teachers voted yesterday for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) matters to be taught to children aged two to four.
They want nursery teachers to deliver ‘age-appropriate content’ on the subject and to challenge homophobia and transphobia. However, critics say the subject would simply confuse toddlers.


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Ovens are pretty straightforward kitchen appliances. Sure, there are variations, but for the most part they pretty much run the same.
Almost every oven has that one drawer underneath where most people store pots, pans, cookie sheets, BBQ tools, and whatever else will fit. Everyone has gone through the struggle of pretty much kicking it shut because a handle is in the way causing it to jam.


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ALWAYS FUNNY AGAIN!!!
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Last week, Ethel checked  into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."

She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.

He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a sixpence off his well-oiled butt.. She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know I'll give him a call.

"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?

Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm ready!! Now how does that sound?"

He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."

Ethel changed Motels…and probably her home address.



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