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June 3 is the 154th day of the year (155th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. There are 211 days remaining until the end of the year.

1962: 130 die in Paris air crash
An Air France Boeing 707 crashes on take-off at Orly Airport killing all but two of those on board.

On June 3, 1965, astronaut Edward White became the first American to "walk" in space, during the flight of Gemini 4. Go to article »

On This Date
1621 The Dutch West India Company received a charter for New Netherlands, present-day New York City.
1888 The poem "Casey at the Bat" by Ernest Lawrence Thayer was first published, in the San Francisco Daily Examiner.
1963 Pope John XXIII died at age 81.
1989 Chinese army troops began a sweep of Beijing to crush student-led pro-democracy demonstrations.
1989 Iran's spiritual leader, Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, died.
1999 Yugoslav President Slobodan Milosevic accepted a peace plan for Kosovo designed to end mass expulsions of ethnic Albanians and 11 weeks of NATO airstrikes.
2001 Mel Brooks' musical comedy "The Producers" won a record 12 Tony Awards.
2008 Barack Obama clinched the Democratic presidential nomination.


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From Hollywood Reporter: On Thursday, President Donald Trump, as expected, announced his plans to withdraw the U.S. from the Paris Climate Agreement. While reports since Wednesday had said Trump was planning to leave the deal, reached by former President Barack Obama in 2015, it wasn’t official until Thursday afternoon’s Rose Garden ceremony. SO MANY HEADS EXPLODED!!


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Now Liberals Want to Ban the Robots They Made Necessary.
Government coercion invariably causes problems. Fortunately for LIBTARDS, these problems can always be solved by more government coercion. For example, the insane campaign to saw off the bottom rungs of the economic ladder by jacking up minimum wage has inevitably resulted in wealth-producers resorting to robotics to replace the workers they can no longer afford to employ. The solution is obvious; ban robotics.


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DUMBASS!!! REALLY???




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Report: 14 poisoned by 'death cap' mushrooms in California
SAN FRANCISCO - A new report says 14 people were poisoned after eating “death cap” mushrooms last year in the greater San Francisco Bay Area.


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Man Attempts To Create Centaur

Arizona man, 20, arrested after allegedly having sex with a horse as police study video footage of the incident

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4562124/Arizona-man-arrested-alleged-sex-horse.html#ixzz4iwvRDVMN


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The Complete (And Ever Expanding) List Of Hillary's Excuses For Election Loss. Two-time failed presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton has blamed everything and everyone other than the old lady looking back at her in the mirror for her 2016 presidential election loss. The politically irrelevant former politician began whining and complaining about her stunning loss to Donald Trump soon after Election Day, and shows no signs of letting up.

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Chinese students will live in a laboratory simulating a lunar-like environment for up to 200 days as Beijing prepares for its long-term goal of putting humans on the moon. The Chinese government is serious about this project. They’ve already picked out a crater for holding political dissidents. CHINA HAS IT'S OWN SPACE STATION??

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From Daily Mail: Three quarters of child migrants in Sweden who had to be tested to prove their age have turned out to be adults after having their teeth and knees analysed.
The Swedish Migration Board were skeptical of 4,200 asylum cases of migrants without papers claiming to be children, so sent the names to forensic experts to determine how old they were.
The company, Rättsmedicinalverket, is now sifting through the files and having tested 581 people, 447 of them have been medically proven to be 18 years old or older.


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US anti-Trump protesters facing decades behind bars
More than 200 anti-Trump protesters are facing felony charges that could land some in prison for 70 to 80 years.

Left behind was broken glass from the windows of cafes, restaurants and banks. Declarations of resistance marked the walls and pavements: "Make racists afraid again," and "F*ck Trump".
Images of a limousine in flames later made it onto television screens and the front pages of news websites around the world.


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BREAKING BAD MEMORIES




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The toy-like drones destroyed during an Army field exercise at Fort Sill, Okla., last month weren't anything special; however, the way they were brought down -- zapped out of the sky by lasers mounted on a Stryker armored vehicle -- might grab people's attention. The first soldier to try out the lasers was Spc. Brandon Sallaway, a forward observer with the 4th Infantry Division. He used a Mobile Expeditionary High Energy Laser to shoot down an 18-by-10-inch drone at 650 yards, an Army statement said.

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Wasserman Schultz BLAMES her Security Violations on Others for NOT STOPPING Her. With Liberals, it’s always someone else’s fault. Leftists never hold themselves accountable for their criminal behavior. They also demand that no one else does either.

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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.   
 
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.  He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.   
 
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?"
 
Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them. 
Two lessons here: 

    1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
    2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.


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