Monday, July 3, 2017

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Versailles (France) (AFP) - French President Emmanuel Macron said Monday that the country was ready to embark on a "radically new path" after presidential and parliamentary elections swept him and his new centrist party into power. "Until now, we were on the wrong track," Macron said in a solemn address to both houses of parliament gathered at the Palace of Versailles. The 39-year-old French leader, elected in May, laid out a series of proposals including a new law that will reduce the number of lawmakers in both houses of parliament by one third.
HMMMMM!


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I THINK I SEE PART OF THE PROBLEM!




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From The Guardian: Barack Obama has called on the world to stand up for tolerance, moderation and respect for others – warning that sectarian politics could lead to chaos and violence. The former US president said some countries had adopted “an aggressive kind of nationalism” and “increased resentment of minority groups”, in a speech in Indonesia on Saturday that could be seen as a commentary on the US as well as Indonesia.
TRAITOR ALERT!!!


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"Impeach Trump now!" Demonstrators in Ann Arbor hold signs in support of refugees and free press as they call for Pres. Donald J. Trump's impeachment http://abcn.ws/2uyR4FJ



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FROM 2014- TOO BAD MORGAN DIDN'T HAVE THE COURAGE TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY IF DT WAS ELECTED POTUS LIKE HE SAID!




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16 Fake News Stories Reporters Have Run Since Trump Won
Journalists, media types, reporters, you have two choices: you can fix these problems, or you can watch your profession go down in flames. Since at least Donald Trump’s election, our media have been in the grip of an astonishing, self-inflicted crisis. Despite Trump’s constant railing against the American press, there is no greater enemy of the American media than the American media. They did this to themselves. We are in the midst of an epidemic of fake news.



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In their journalistic zeal to report anything detrimental to President Trump, CNN has appeared to have forgotten that the Federal Communications Commission has an oversight responsibility. With that responsibility, the FCC is to ensure that all licensed users always be truthful. The Association of Mature American Citizens (AMAC) has now filed a complaint with the FCC that CNN is spreading false news.


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THE POINT IS WARREN AND LIBERALS LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING




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MSNB Pundit Donny Deutsch takes the low road by challenging President Trump to a schoolyard FIGHT, to defend “strong” liberal women’s honor, because of President Trump’s recent tweet about Mika and Joe. Good grief.


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Europe has approved the launch of a deep-space observatory to search for habitable planets in other star systems, along with any life forms they may host. I just hope the French aren’t involved. I don’t want Earth pre-emptively surrendering to an asteroid full of semi-sentient space slugs.
Easy Fix: Broadcast Trump’s Tweets to the Planet Ahead of Time and the Terrified Inhabitants Will Welcome Us With Gold Like Interstellar Aztecs


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A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. As he gets into the taxi, the Cabbie says, 'Perfect timing! You're just like Frank.'

Passenger: 'Who?'

Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman...He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.'

Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'

Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special.'

Cabbie: 'Wait...there's more...He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, could do everything right.'

Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then!'

Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.'

Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him? '

Cabbie: 'Well...I never actually met Frank. He died some years back and I was lucky enough to marry his lovely wife."




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