Thursday, August 10, 2017

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Tens of thousands of North Koreans have come out in a show of defiance following US President Donald Trump's threats of 'fire and fury'. The North Koreans gathered for a massive rally at Kim Il Sung Square in Pyongyang on Wednesday with photos showing citizens holding propaganda placards and waving their fists in the air. Footage shows thousands of North Korean workers dressed in white shirts as they angrily marched through the square brandishing flags. The elite class, who were dressed in black, applauded the workers as they rallied.



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Y’know, when I see videos of young Muslim men slicing their heads with straight razors in a frenzied jihadic pep rally, then I see our young males wearing Bro-Rompers and driving Priuses with Bernie stickers on them, I get a real bad feeling. It’s the feeling that if our civilian teens/twentysomethings were ever to go toe to toe with post-pubescent Islamic terrorists that our young ‘uns would get hammered like a loose board at Jonathan Scott’s house.


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WE USED A SHOE BOX BACK IN THE DAY BUT NOW THIS TOO!



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For 146 years, the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus dazzled audiences with its traveling display of death-defying performances, humorous antics, and exotic wildlife.
But the entertainment came at a cost: Animal rights advocates accused the circus of mistreating elephants, prompting the company to stop using the animals in 2016. On May 21, 2017, the "greatest show on Earth" closed its doors for good following declining ticket sales and rising production costs. Here's a look back at how the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus transformed itself across a century of American history.



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COMMON CORE MATH
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NOW FOR SOME REAL MATH




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This Is, Uh, Not What You Want To See On A Hike- Seeing animals in their natural habitat is one of the appeals of going on a hike. That is, unless.... 


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As governments around the world scramble to stop the spread of radicalization and terror attacks one country is going against the grain and trying something different. In Aarhus, Denmark’s second largest city, police have set up a program referred to by some as the “hug a terrorist” model of de-radicalization, t. They are trying to steer those who have been radicalized down a different path by offering them kindness. YES! NO DOUBT THIS WILL WORK!


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On America’s Got Talent, Heidi Klum‘s ex-husband Seal was the guest judge, and although the two are now good friends, when two mini versions of them stepped onstage, things got a little bit awkward. Eight-year-old Paige and 9-year-old Artyon are pretty much small versions of the famous former couple. Howie Mandel asked, “Heidi, do you feel like you’re looking in the mirror?” Klum said, “Kind of, right? It’s a little mini Seal and Heidi.”


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BBC News - Suicide Bombers Go On Strike!
Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-week strike on Wednesday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.
The unrest began last Tuesday, when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death, would be cut by 25% this February from 72 to 54. A spokesman said increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings, has resulted in a shortage of virgins in the afterlife.   
The suicide bombers' union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (B.O.O.M) responded with a statement saying the move was unacceptable to its members and called for a strike vote.
General Secretary Abdullah Aloud Bhang told the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth".   
Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, Al Qaeda chief executive Aisheet Mapants explained, "I sympathize with our workers concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands.  They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace. Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It's a straight choice between reducing expenditures or laying people off. I don't like cutting benefits but I'd hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won't be able to blow themselves up."   
Spokespersons for the union in the North East of England, Ireland, Wales and the entire Australian continent stated that the change would not hurt their membership as there are so few virgins in their areas anyway.
According to some industry sources, the recent drop in the number of suicide bombings has been attributed to Rosie O'Donnell; many Muslim Jihadists now know what a virgin looks like and have reconsidered their benefit  packages.





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A savvy couple have snapped up the best property deal in San Francisco, buying a gated street with 38 mansions on it for a mere $90,000.
Tina Lam and Michael Cheng now own the roads, sidewalk and other previously public areas of Presidio Terrace, a cul-de-sac that has played home to Nancy Pelosi, among other notable figures.
That's come as a shock to the residents of the street - where homes cost an average of $5.1 million - who lost the property when the governing board failed to pay a $14-a-year property tax, SF Chronicle reported.



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SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS!




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