Rihanna angers Irish farmer with her breasts

I understand, I get really mad when chicks flash their breasts at me too!

So when Graham—who says he’s never heard of Rihanna, and thus clearly doesn’t understand her artistic process—noticed gawkers stopping along the nearby freeway, and witnessed his crops souring in the presence of Rihanna’s exposed breasts, he climbed down from his tractor and told them to cease filming immediately. For his part, Graham says he and Rihanna reached an amicable understanding (“We shook hands,” he says), and adds, “From my point of view, it was my land, I have an ethos and I felt it was inappropriate. I was unhappy with her state of undress. I wish no ill will against Rihanna and her friends. Perhaps they could acquaint themselves with a greater God.” “Nah, that’s okay,” God said.