SOLLY AND YITZAK

Solly saw Yitzak at the synagogue, and said; "Solly on the way here I heard two men say they were planting a bacon tree in your garden!" 

 

"A bacon tree!" said Solly, "That is not kosher! I must go at once and stop them."

Solly woke up in the hospital, and Yitzak was by his bed, saying "Solly, please forgive me. Now I remember, it was a ham bush!"