Sense and Nonsense Of interest to???????????? Mostly stolen from other truly clever people. 1984 was not imposed upon us by the Government, we opted in!
Wednesday, March 1, 2017
THE LEMON PICKER
Sally Mullihan of Coral Springs , Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.
Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove and seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and a school teacher.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said: "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers and I voted twice for Obama."
She starts work next Monday

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