Carnival Parade Floats in Germany

These floats were part of the annual Carnival Parade in Germany watched by an estimated three million people in three German cities,     including Düsseldorf .

Doesn't it make you so proud that the whole world is laughing at the U.S.A. ?

You can bet the pro-Obama media will never print these pictures! 

Mobile Phone Etiquette

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes.

As the train rolled out of the station, a woman sitting next to him pulled out her mobile phone.

She started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Sue. I'm on the train". "Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting. No, honey, not with that Kevin from the accounting office. It was with the boss.

No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life. Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart!" Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking loudly.

When the man sitting next to her had enough, he leaned over and said into the phone, "Sue, hang up the phone and come back to bed."

Sue doesn't use her mobile phone in public any longer.

MAN HAS AN ALLY AGAINST SKYNET

STORY WITH A MORAL

Daddy's car in the woods?

Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car a and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane In a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mom, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to Look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his Pants off, then Aunt Jane ...

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, ' Johnny , this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it Tonight.

At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny To tell his story. Johnny started his story, 'I was at the Playground and I saw my Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a Big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army.' Mommy fainted!

Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story Before you interrupt!

HILLS CALLED OUT BY ANONYMOUS

TWO PATIENTS

Two patients limp into two different  doctors' offices with the  same complaint: Both have trouble walking and may require hip surgery. Patient 1. is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following  week.


Patient 2. sees his family doctor after  waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then, pending the review board's decision on his age and remaining value to society.


Why the different  treatment for the 2  patients? The FIRST is a Golden Retriever taken to a  vet. The SECOND is an American Citizen on ObamaCare.


After November, if Hillary is elected... we'll all have to find a good vet!

AUSSIE 60 MINS CREW EXPERIENCE MULTICULTURALISM IN SWEDEN

The TV crew was in the Stockholm suburb of Rinkeby to depict the mass immigration to Sweden, and do interviews with local residents. The team barely got into Rinkeby before it was attacked for the first time, writes Avpixlat.

When a cameraman from 60 Minutes went out of the car, suddenly a car came up close beside him. The African driver of the car began to argue about why they were filming in Rinkeby. After a few minutes he ran across the foot of the cameraman, who tumbled to the ground and lay in agony. Another cameraman filmed the whole incident.

The camera man was not seriously injured, however, and was able to continue the job, but with significant pain. The police arrived at the site 10 minutes later and six policemen guarded the TV team, which consisted of three camera men and broadcaster Liz Hayes, in addition to Jan Sjunnesson from Avpixlat, who guided them in Rinkeby. 

After a while the Australians wanted to go to Rinkeby Square, but the police had to stay behind on the outside not to provoke the residents.

- We provoke them if we continue, but we'll see you from Rinkeby Plan, said one of the policemen to the TV team.

Inside the Rinkeby Square, the TV crew talked with residents who did not seem aggressive, but who told about how good life was in Rinkeby with so many different cultures. All said they enjoyed it there. But when the police suddenly disappeared, without telling the TV crew, a group of masked men suddenly circled the camera men.

One of the camera men was attacked and hit with a clenched fist over his mouth. A bottle was then thrown at the camera. 

Meanwhile, another camera man was attacked and punched in the mouth so that a tooth came loose.

The TV team quickly decided to leave Rinkeby, with pictures and film of everything that had happened. They told the journalist from Avpixlat that they have been to Somalia, Syria and Iraq, but they have never experienced anything like this anywhere.

The 60 Minutes report from Sweden will be broadcasted on national Australian TV shortly.

In addition to interviews with Tino Sanandaji and Avpixlat's Jan Sjunnesson on the immigration policy, also Islamists on the Internet in Sweden are portrayed in the program.

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