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I AM A SEENAGER

I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later.

I don't have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance every month.

I have my own pad.

I don't have a curfew.

I have a driver's license and my own car.

I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store.  I like the wine store best.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren’t scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared.

And I don't have acne.

Life is Good!

Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.

Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age; it just takes them longer to recall facts

because they have more information in their brains; scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.

Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive gets full; so too, do humans take longer to access information when their brains are full.

Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there they stand there wondering what they came for.  It is NOT a memory problem; it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.

SO THERE!!

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.  So, please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too.

TRUMP KKK SUPPORTERS WERE #BLACKLIVESMATTER ACTIVISTS

Media outlets quickly picked up a story about two Klansmen in full robes and caps standing outside a Nevada caucus site to "support" Donald Trump. While Trump certainly has a very active Neo-Nazi Alt-Right base, it mostly spends its time on Twitter calling conservatives "cuckservatives" and retweeting anime and Taylor Swift memes to make themselves seem younger than they are. (That doesn't mean he's responsible for them.)

There was one obvious problem with these two KKK Trump supporters. They were black.

Senator Aaron Ford, who helped spread the story, essentially admitted they were black, but claimed that it didn't matter.

While it's a free country and black people have as much right to set up their own KKK affiliate as anyone else, it seems pretty obvious that black men dressed as Klansmen probably aren't real grand wizards. The giveaway though is the reference to the New England Police Benevolent Association in... Nevada.


Why mention the New England Police Benevolent Association in Nevada? The Association endorsed Trump. This really looks like an attempt to smear police officers. Black activists out to smear police in New England by associating them with the KKK leads us inevitably to Black Lives Matter.

I wouldn't quite call this a fake hate crime since anyone with common sense can figure out what's going on, but that obviously excludes the media which tried to turn a political protest into a fake hate crime.

The activists didn't try too hard or they would have worn gloves. So this counts more as a political protest. But by distorting the story, the media took a protest and misrepresented it. Because that's what the media does.

MUSLIM COLOGNE PERPS GIVEN SUSPENDED SENTENCES

Suspended sentences. If that's not a deterrent, I don't know what is. Future Muslim asylum seekers will tremble in their sandals now knowing that if they step out of line, they too will suffer a... suspended sentence.

Two men were convicted of theft and given suspended sentences Wednesday in the first trials for New Year's Eve crimes in the German city of Cologne. A third suspect was convicted under juvenile law and put on probation.

Suspended sentences and probation. The Euros are getting tough here.

Now these criminals are not being tried for the sexual assaults that took place, but they likely were members of the same gangs that carried them out.

The Cologne district court handed a 23-year-old Moroccan asylum-seeker a six-month suspended sentence and a 100-euro ($110) fine for stealing a cellphone from a woman as she photographed the city's cathedral and for possessing drugs.

In a separate trial, a 22-year-old Tunisian was given a three-month suspended sentence for theft. The court found he distracted a man on a bridge near Cologne's main station while his 18-year-old Moroccan co-defendant stole a bag containing a camera.

Between the suspended sentences and the probation, this certainly sends a message. And it isn't, "Don't this again". It's once again the same old message of, "No consequences".

The court stressed that the future of the man's asylum application wasn't a matter for Wednesday's proceedings. 

ARTICLE

CHIRAQ MURDER RATE DOUBLED

A recent string of murders brings Chicago's homicide rate to double the same time last year.

The city has recorded at least 95 homicides since the first of the year, compared to 47 last year, according to data kept by the  Tribune. The city has also more than doubled the amount of people shot - about 420 this year compared to 193 last year. 

Thirty-two people were shot in Chicago over the weekend, the youngest among them a 3-year-old boy shot in the leg in the Englewood neighborhood. 

The weekend shooting toll includes "one person killed and nine wounded from Friday evening to Saturday morning; three men killed and 14 people wounded from Saturday afternoon to Sunday morning; and six people wounded from Sunday afternoon to Monday morning."

The first homicide for the weekend began on Friday night when a 20 year-old man was shot multiple times in the abdomen while standing outside his house. Another man was shot on Saturday morning and there were two more homicides on Monday morning. 

ARTICLE Chicago Homicide Rate Now DoubleSame Time Last Year

DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN! THE DONALD'S MENTOR?

SOUND ECONOMIC ADVICE

Sound advice for everybody. 


Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.

This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format:

Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?

A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q.Where will the government get this money ?

A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?

A. Only a smidgen of it.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?

A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a ; high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?

A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. Economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will  ; go to China or Sri Lanka .

* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to theArabs.

* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or  ; China ...

* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala ...

* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .

* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .

* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go  ; to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in America by:

1) Spending it at yard sales, or

2) Going to ball games, or

3) Spending it on prostitutes, or

4) Beer or

5) Tattoos.

(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )

Conclusion:

Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day!

No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.