A mature
(over 70) lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem,
Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were
speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I
see.
Officer: Can I see your license
please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have
one.
Officer: Don't have
one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk
driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle
registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do
that.
Officer: Why
not?
Older Woman: I stole this
car.
Officer: Stole
it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up
the owner.
Officer: You
what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags
in the trunk if you want to see
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your
vehicle please! The woman steps out of her
vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem
sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you
have stolen this car and murdered the
owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the
trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
Don't Mess With Mature Ladies
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