OLDER WOMEN

Beware of Older Women

I ended up with an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.

 

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

 

We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a 'Sportsman's Double'?



'What's that? I asked.

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.



As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like,

I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'.



 

We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the

hall light and shouted upstairs, "Hey 'Mom...you still awake?"