A young woman in Europe is approached in an isolated setting by a menacing thug who begins making crude statements about how “tasty” she looks. Prepared for such an event, she uses:
This “helpful” Finnish video demonstrates just how easily a woman can thwart a rapist.
-She only needs to stare down her attacker, hold up her hand and have him walk away.
-OR — if the encounter is more intense than that, you can give him a 2-handed shove, and hold up BOTH hands. This will deter him.
-OR — if the encounter reaches peak intensity, she can go looney toons like Grannie beating Sylvester the cat with her handbag. THEN push him, and THEN hold out both hands while glaring menacingly. Problem solved.
This is presumably followed by the mumbled phrase “This is not the victim you are looking for.”
It really works! Here we have documented video evidence that such Jedi methods successfully deter at least one emasculated European actor in a mock scenario. What further proof do you need?
-She only needs to stare down her attacker, hold up her hand and have him walk away.
-OR — if the encounter is more intense than that, you can give him a 2-handed shove, and hold up BOTH hands. This will deter him.
-OR — if the encounter reaches peak intensity, she can go looney toons like Grannie beating Sylvester the cat with her handbag. THEN push him, and THEN hold out both hands while glaring menacingly. Problem solved.
This is presumably followed by the mumbled phrase “This is not the victim you are looking for.”
It really works! Here we have documented video evidence that such Jedi methods successfully deter at least one emasculated European actor in a mock scenario. What further proof do you need?
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