THE MAGIC HAT

While in California I needed to go to the 
emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put 
on my Magic Green Hat.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 
3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that 
sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my 
waiting time.

Here's the hat: Below.

It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles.

It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after

entering, I had my choice of any machine,

most still running.

If you live in Texas, it might cut your wait

time at the grocery store.

But, don't try it at McDonald's. The

whole crew ran out the back door and I

never did get my order!