Friday, February 8, 2013

Life's Natural Laws



1. Law of Mechanical Repair   -   After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity -   Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

3. Law of Probability   -   The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers   -   If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.

6. Variation Law-   If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now

8.. Law of Close Encounters   -   The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result   -   When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!

10. Law of Biomechanics   -   The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to it's location.

12. The Coffee Law -   As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13. Murphy's Law of Lockers   -   If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

15. Law of Logical Argument   -   Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.

16.   Brown's Law of Physical Appearance   - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking   --   A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!!!

18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy -   As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it, OR the store will stop selling it!!

19. Doctors' Law -   If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better.. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.

If you don't forward this to your friends within the next 5 minutes your belly button will unscrew - and your butt will fall off. Really.... It's true . . .

Life is not the way it's supposed to be - it's the way it is. The way you cope with it is what makes the difference.
 
 
 





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