The landmark experiment in Quantum Rhetoric

While super high-density bullshit was critical to the experiment, other key variables were necessary to keep potential Taxons from escaping to Gallup Reality Space.

"We were careful to shroud the collision within the Beltosphere, which is protected with a thick sheath of inert, pliable media," he noted. "As additional protection, we surrounded it with a negatively-charged gaseous squirrel field."

Base on the success of the test, Plouffe said the HSWC would soon begin work on destroying traces of a new deadly Facton particle, the Unemployon.

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