ELECTION YEAR ONE LINERS

Great one liners for this election year:


These quotes are really good
especially considering what choices we voters are currently faced with....



If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. 
~Jay Leno~

  
The problem with political jokes is they get elected. 
~Henry Cate, VII~

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office 
~Aesop~

  
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. 
~Will Rogers~

  
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. 
~Nikita Khrushchev~

  
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. 
~Clarence Darrow~

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
~John Quinton~

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. 
~Author unknown~


Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. 
~Ronald Reagan~
  

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. 
~Oscar Ameringer~

  
I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. 
~Adlai Stevenson, 1952~

  
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. 
~ Tex Guinan~

  

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. 
~Charles de Gaulle~

  
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. 
~Doug Larson~

  
There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on Congressmen. 
~Will Rogers


We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate.
~Kin Hubbard~