The Russians didn’t only get into Hillary’s server, but it’s now reported they hacked into the DNC computer network and stole their opposition research on Trump. They also stole lots of other stuff that the media isn’t reporting, such as:
- Way too many Anthony Weiner pics
- Proof that Joe Biden is being controlled by his hair plugs, which are an alien symbiote
- The receipt for the $1.7 billion ransom payment to Iran
- Obama’s missing transcripts, and they were all from Trump U (Notes indicated he was denied a photo with the Trump cutout)
- The REAL Benghazi video, in which the terrorists warn of the coming attack and challenge the administration to try and stop them
- Grainy, drone videos of Hillary and Donald meeting with a shadowy, smoking man
- Lists of the recently deceased in swing states
- Documentation directly linking the rise in campus rape cases to Bill’s campus speaking engagements
- Video clips suggesting that Trump tried to invoke prima nocta at Chelsea’s wedding
- Lots of coloring pages to hand out to the Social Justice Warriors at the convention
- Plans to achieve population demographic control through Zika
- Information regarding a Project Raging Jackass, which consisted almost entirely of what appeared to be Alan Grayson’s genome and plans to make an army of raging jackasses
- Hours of surveillance video of Anthonin Scalia
- Hillary’s book of spells and curses and prescriptions for wart removal and broomstick rash creams
- A rough draft of “101 Uses for a Dead Fetus,” by Debbie Wasserman Schultz
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