Thursday, January 30, 2014

A new phenomenon called E-MOONING


 
 
A new phenomenon called  
E-MOONING  
We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: 

:) means a smile and 

:( is a frown. 



Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?' 
Here goes: 



(_!_) a regular ass 



(__!__) a fat ass 



(!) a tight ass 



(_*_) an ass hole 



{_!_} a swishy ass 



(_o_) an ass that's been around  

(_x_)  kiss my ass 



(_X_) leave my ass alone 



(_zzz_) a tired ass 



(_E=mc2_) a smart ass 



(_$_) Money coming out of his ass 



(_?_) Dumb Ass 

You have just been e-mooned! Send 
this to 5 people within the next hour and  
you will be blessed with people laughing  
their asses off  
at your e-mail.
 
 

 
 





TRUCK-STOP STRIPPERS

Everyone knows what charming places strip clubs can be, but perhaps there is no club so charming as one in Moriarty, New Mexico—a truck stop with taxidermy and the bras of former employees on the walls, a few poles, a shitload of black light, and plenty of titties. Never mind that The Ultimate Strip Club List website describes it as the place “where strippers go to die.”
Natalia Leite and Alexandra Roxo go Gonzo as they pose as strippers and experience something that can be best described as a Marina Abramovic performance crossed with a bizarro episode of Wife Swap directed by David Lynch's daughters, set in the type of place where a one eyed guy who shot himself in the head dispenses meditation advice to two naked women.

EARLY MUSICAL TRAINING BENEFITS THE BRAIN LATER IN LIFE



11/5/2013 | For immediate release

JUST A FEW YEARS OF EARLY MUSICAL TRAINING BENEFITS THE BRAIN LATER IN LIFE 

 

Older adults who took music lessons during childhood are faster at responding to speech

Washington, DC – Older adults who took music lessons as children but haven’t actively played an instrument in decades have a faster brain response to a speech sound than individuals who never played an instrument, according to a study appearing November 6 in The Journal of Neuroscience. The finding suggests early musical training has a lasting, positive effect on how the brain processes sound.


As people grow older, they often experience changes in the brain that compromise hearing. For instance, the brains of older adults show a slower response to fast-changing sounds, which is important for interpreting speech. However, previous studies show such age-related declines are not inevitable: recent studies of musicians suggest lifelong musical training may offset these and other cognitive declines.

REEFER GLADNESS

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Now Playing in Denver: Reefer Gladness

IRISH SLAVES




After the Battle of Kinsale at the beginning of the 17th century, the English were faced with a problem of some 30,000 military prisoners, which they solved by creating an official policy of banishment. Other Irish leaders had voluntarily exiled to the continent, in fact, the Battle of Kinsale marked the beginning of the so-called “Wild Geese”, those Irish banished from their homeland. Banishment, however, did not solve the problem entirely, so James II encouraged selling the Irish as slaves to planters and settlers in the New World colonies. The first Irish slaves were sold to a settlement on the Amazon River In South America in 1612. It would probably be more accurate to say that the first “recorded” sale of Irish slaves was in 1612, because the English, who were noted for their meticulous record keeping, simply did not keep track of things Irish, whether it be goods or people, unless such was being shipped to England. The disappearance of a few hundred or a few thousand Irish was not a cause for alarm, but rather for rejoicing. Who cared what their names were anyway, they were gone.
Almost as soon as settlers landed in America, English privateers showed up with a good load of slaves to sell. The first load of African slaves brought to Virginia arrived at Jamestown in 1619. English shippers, with royal encouragement, partnered with the Dutch to try and corner the slave market to the exclusion of the Spanish and Portuguese. The demand was greatest in the Spanish occupied areas of Central and South America, but the settlement of North America moved steadily ahead, and the demand for slave labour grew.
The Proclamation of 1625 ordered that Irish political prisoners be transported overseas and sold as laborers to English planters, who were settling the islands of the West Indies, officially establishing a policy that was to continue for two centuries. In 1629 a large group of Irish men and women were sent to Guiana, and by 1632, Irish were the main slaves sold to Antigua and Montserrat in the West Indies. By 1637 a census showed that 69% of the total population of Montserrat were Irish slaves, which records show was a cause of concern to the English planters. But there were not enough political prisoners to supply the demand, so every petty infraction carried a sentence of transporting, and slaver gangs combed the country sides to kidnap enough people to fill out their quotas.
Although African Negroes were better suited to work in the semi-tropical climates of the Caribbean, they had to be purchased, while the Irish were free for the catching, so to speak. It is not surprising that Ireland became the biggest source of livestock for the English slave trade.
IRISH SLAVES

THE IRISH SLAVES

The Irish Slave Trade – The Forgotten “White” Slaves

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

GROWTH OF HOT SAUCE IN THE US


If you like Sriracha, try Yuzu Pao. 
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If you like Tabasco, try Snake Oil.
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If you like Frank’s Red Hot, try Pain Is Good.
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If you like Cholula, try Jufran Banana Sauce.
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ALL ABOUT IT

A FAREWELL TO DANTE


There is a heartrending moment when pet owners realize it's time to time to say a final goodbye to their loyal companions. For Massachusetts State Trooper Christopher Coscia, it came on a frigid morning in early January when Dante, his K-9 partner of more than eight years — a big, loyal, smart German Shepherd — suffered yet another seizure in the fresh snow outside of their house. "He was so beautiful, he was hard not to love," Coscia tells Yahoo Shine. "Everybody just wanted to be with him." Coscia knew it would be best to let Dante go, but before bringing him in to be put to be sleep, the duo took what Coscia refers to as "One Last Ride" together, and describes those bittersweet final hours in a moving obituary he posted on the State Police Facebook page on Tuesday.

Coscia says the obit was meant for his colleagues at headquarters who knew Dante, but he's since received an outpouring of love and support from strangers as far away as England, and the tribute has been liked more than 10,000 times. [You can read the full text here.]

"Dante was best described as a one-person dog," Coscia wrote, "Every morning when I opened the door to his kennel he would jump up on me, wrap his paws around my waist, get his morning greeting and pat from me, storm up the stairs, and push the door open ready to go to work." Coscia tells Yahoo Shine that the 9-year-old dog truly loved his job and some days he didn't even want to get out of the patrol car to go home. "After my shift, I'd go to the car and open the door, and I'd have to grab him by the collar and say, 'That's it, work's over.'"