Friday, March 31, 2017


Seattle Propane (at Wallingford Chevron) has a person with a really good sense of humor running their sign department.

You'd be 3/4 dead







This is the best analogy yet!
Leave it to Maxine to come up with a solution for the mess that
US/Canada/UK/Germany/ Australia/NZ is now in economically.

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it
on my back porch and filled it
with seed. What a beauty of
a bird feeder it was, as I filled it
lovingly with seed.
Within a week we had hundreds of birds
taking advantage of the
continuous flow of free and
easily accessible food.

But then the birds started
building nests in the boards
of the patio, above the table,
and next to the barbecue.

Then came the shit. It was
everywhere: on the patio tile,
the chairs, the table ...

Then some of the birds
turned mean. They would
dive bomb me and try to
peck me even though I had
fed them out of my own

And others birds were
boisterous and loud. They
sat on the feeder and
squawked and screamed at
all hours of the day and night
and demanded that I fill it
when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even
sit on my own back porch
anymore. So I took down the
bird feeder and in three days
the birds were gone. I cleaned
up their mess and took down
the many nests they had built
all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like
it used to be ..... quiet, serene....
and no one demanding their
rights to a free meal.

Now let's see.....
Our government gives out
free food, subsidized housing,
free medical care and free
education, and allows anyone
born here to be an automatic

Then the illegals came by the
tens of thousands. Suddenly
our taxes went up to pay for
free services; small apartments
are housing 5 families; you
have to wait 6 hours to be seen
by an emergency room doctor;
Your child's second grade class is
behind other schools because
over half the class doesn't speak

Corn Flakes now come in a
bilingual box; I have to
'press one ' to hear my bank
talk to me in English, and
people waving flags other
than ”ours” are
squawking and screaming
in the streets, demanding
more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe
it's time for the government
to take down the bird feeder.

If you agree, pass it on; if not,
just continue cleaning up the shit!


How to escape if you're locked in the trunk of a car
Earlier this month, 25-year-old Alabama nursing student Brittany Diggs made headlines when she made a daring escape from the trunk of a moving car.

UK mom says she learned on Facebook that her daughter died


This Chick’s Got A WICKED Arm! She Makes Romo Look Like A Hobo!
====1.2M VIEWS! This Warrior Chick Is AWESOME – She’s WAKING Poland Up To The INVASION!
====EU could BREAK UP the US: Juncker in jaw-dropping threat to Trump over support for Brexit
EUROPEAN Union boss Jean-Claude Juncker issued a jaw-dropping threat to the United States, saying he could campaign to break up the country in revenge for Donald Trump’s supportive comments about Brexit.

Not Support and Defend the Constitution?
During a speech on the House floor, Democrat Maxine Waters said “my mission and my goal is to make sure that Trump does not remain president of the United States of America.”

Visiting Cosmopolitan might cause the dumb sensors to overload, so let's take Daily Wire's word for what can be found there:
“It's not enough that men are already having more orgasms than women. To make matters worse, a new study published in the Journal of Sex Research found — aside from deriving pleasure from their own orgasms, obviously — men also derive a specific sort of masculine pleasure from making female partners orgasm,” complains Cosmo Sex & Relationships editor Hannah Smothers.


How To Turn A Stainless Steel Skillet Into A Nonstick Pan
A few weeks ago my colleague Kat Sacks and I set out to find the best nonstick pan on the market. But while we were testing those pans, Kat said something that made me wonder why we were messing with nonstick pans at all: she said she’d read about a trick to turn any stainless steel pan nonstick. All you have to do, according to the internet, is season the pan in the same way you would season a cast iron skillet.