Sunday, October 30, 2011

16ft-long snake found with adult deer in its stomach












A 16-foot-long Burmese python was found to have a whole adult deer in its stomach after it was captured and killed in a U.S. national park.

The reptile - one of the biggest ever found in South Florida - had recently swallowed a doe the size of a small child.



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2054968/16-foot-python-Everglades-eaten-deer.html#ixzz1cExGy89N

PRECIOUS SNOWFLAKES

Self Asteem Movement chickens come home to roost.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

MEN VS WOMEN



Dave Chapelle - Men and Women

TAKE THAT WACKY SHIT!



And ur kids too so they can be like Lindsey!

APPARENTLY IT'S ALL MICHELLE'S FAULT

Black Women Can't Find Black "Mr Right"

Earn $2,000 a night as a boomtown stripper

The Spirit of the Elderly in Fife

Subject: The Spirit of the Elderly in Fife

This letter was sent to the Kirkcaldy High School Principal's office
after the school had sponsored a luncheon for pensioners. An elderly
lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize and was writing to say thank you.
This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward this to anyone you know who might need a lift today.

Dear Kirkcaldy High School,

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Old Age Pensioners luncheon.
I am 87 years old and live at the Raith home for Elderly Ladies. All of my family has passed away so I am all alone.
I want to thank you for the kindness you have shown to a forgotten old lady.

My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio; but, she would never let me listen to it.
She said it belonged to her long dead husband, and understandably, wanted to keep it safe.

The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a dozen pieces.
It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I was overjoyed to have the chance to tell her to fuck off.

Thank you for that wonderful opportunity.

God bless you all.

Yours sincerely,

Ella.

NOW IS THE TIME


CBS calls it “bizarre” and notes that the ad is, currently, unlisted. Which means you can’t go to the Cain YouTube channel and find it unless you know where to look.

Obama smokes, but hides it. Cain’s campaign manager smokes, and posts it on YouTube???

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Ref-turned-streaker in big trouble


Jace Michael Lankow, 22, was arrested on charges of criminal impersonation and was booked into Pima County jail Thursday night after his televised streaking at Arizona Stadium. Lankow was released Friday, the jail said.
[…]
The criminal impersonation charge is a Class 6 felony. According to Arizona Revised Statutes, the felony can be dropped down to a Class 1 misdemeanor based on the court's review of the defendant's character and history and if the crime was not a dangerous offense.

42% of people who graduate from college

Interesting statistics:

1/3 of high school graduates never read another book for the rest of their lives.
42 percent of college graduates never read another book after college.
80 percent of U.S. families did not buy or read a book last year.










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Friday, October 21, 2011

A GREAT PROPHET SPEAKS

Project Veritas founder, James O'Keefe checks out the OWS folks


James O'Keefe of ACORN takedown fame... here he
"dresses up" as a Wall Street Banker and goes to chat up the
crowd.

I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.

One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to
the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday,
Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the
very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with Pres. Obama"

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and
said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."

BARGAIN NOT ALWAYS BARGAIN