Tuesday, July 31, 2012

“F*** you, I’m the President, sign it.”.



On February 14, 2009, the vice president of Stratfor sent an email stating that a congressional friend of his informed him of a very shocking event. According to the unnamed congressman, there were two democratic senators who were worried about the volume of the new stimulus. After voicing their concerns, they both received calls from Obama saying “F*** you, I’m the President, sign it.”. The congressional source told Stratfor’s VP Fred Burton that this event “should be leaked very shortly”. Obviously for whatever reason, this instance of vulgarity was not leaked until now.

Monday, July 30, 2012

HOW BARRY REPAYS BFFs

Zombies Protest Westboro Baptist Church

The Westboro Baptist Church had recently announced that it would be holding one of its protests outside the Joint Base Lewis-McChord in DuPont, Washington. But last Friday, the controversial group was met with a far larger group of counter-protestors … dressed as zombies.

Melissa Neace and three of her friends organized the Facebook event "Zombie'ing Westboro Baptist Church AWAY from Fort Lewis!"

DON'T BE STINGY IF A SEA HAG DEMANDS A BEER!

‘Sea Hag’ accused of fatally shooting man who refused to give her a beer

A Florida Keys woman known as "Sea Hag" has been charged with fatally shooting a man who refused to give her a beer.
Carolyn Dukeshire, 62, was arrested late Sunday, charged with first-degree murder.
According to the Monroe County Sheriff's Office, Dukeshire shot 64-year-old Martin Mazur five times after Mazur denied her a beer. Casey Whippo, who was with Mazur at the time of the shooting told police they had just returned from dinner to Mazur's house in Conch Key, were sitting outside and had just opened a beer. Dukeshire walked around the side of the house and asked if she could have one, the witness told investigators. When Mazur refused, he said, she opened fire, shooting him in the abdomen, twice in the back and once in the wrist.

After a struggle, she tossed the gun into a canal and sat down before police arrived. Mazur was rushed to Fisherman's Hospital in Marathon, Fla., where he later died.

 

Delta Flight 15

Delta Flight 15

Amazing Story of Delta Flight 15
Written by a flight attendant.

"On the morning of Tuesday, September 11, we
were about 5 hours
out of Frankfurt, flying over the North
Atlantic. All of a sudden the
curtains parted and I was told to go to the
cockpit, immediately, to see
the captain. As soon as I got there I noticed
that the crew had that
"All Business" look on their faces. The
captain handed me a printed
message. It was from Delta's main office in
Atlanta and simply read,
"All airways over the Continental United
States are closed to commercial
air traffic. Land ASAP at the nearest airport.
Advise your destination."

No one said a word about what this could mean.
We knew it was a
serious situation and we needed to find terra
firma quickly. The captain
determined that the nearest airport was 400 miles
behind us in Gander,
New Foundland. He requested approval for a
route change from the
Canadian traffic controller and approval was
granted immediately--no
questions asked. We found out later, of course,
why there was no
hesitation in approving our request.

While the flight crew prepared the airplane
for landing,
another message arrived from Atlanta telling us
about some terrorist
activity in the New York area. A few minutes
later word came in about
the hijackings.

We decided to LIE to the passengers while we
were still in the
air. We told them the plane had a simple
instrument problem and that we
needed to land at the nearest airport in
Gander, New Foundland to have
it checked out.

We promised to give more information after
landing in Gander.
There was much grumbling among the passengers,
but that's nothing new!
Forty minutes later, we landed in Gander.
Local time at Gander was 12:30
PM! . . . that's 11:00 AM EST.

There were already about 20 other airplanes on
the ground from
all over the world that had taken this detour
on their way to the U.S.

After we parked on the ramp, the captain made
the following
announcement: "Ladies and gentlemen, you must be
wondering if all these
airplanes around us have the same instrument
problem as we have. The
reality is that we are here for another reason."
Then he went on to
explain the little bit we knew about the
situation in the U.S. There
were loud gasps and stares of disbelief. The
captain informed passengers
that Ground control in Gander told us to stay
put.

The Canadian Government was in charge of our
situation and no
one was allowed to get off the aircraft. No
one on the ground was
allowed to come near any of the aircrafts. Only
airport police would
come around periodically, look us over and go
on to the next airplane.
In the next hour or so more planes landed and
Gander ended up with 53
airplanes from all over the world, 27 of which
were U.S. commercial
jets.

Meanwhile, bits of news started to come in over
the aircraft
radio and for the first time we learned that
airplanes were flown into
the World Trade Center in New York and into
the Pentagon in DC. People
were trying to use their cell phones, but were
unable to connect due to
a different cell system in Canada. Some did
get through, but were only
able to get to the Canadian operator who would
tell them that the lines
to the U.S. were either blocked or jammed.

Sometime in the evening the news filtered to us
that the World
Trade Center buildings had collapsed and that
a fourth hijacking had
resulted in a crash. By now the passengers were
emotionally and
physically exhausted, not to mention frightened,
but everyone stayed
amazingly calm. We had only to look out the
window at the 52 other
stranded aircraft to realize that we were not the
only ones in this
predicament.

We had been told earlier that they would be
allowing people off
the planes one plane at a time. At 6 PM,
Gander airport told us that our
turn to deplane would be 11 am the next
morning. Passengers were not
happy, but they simply resigned themselves to
this news without much
noise and started to prepare themselves to
spend the night on the
airplane.

Gander had promised us medical attention, if
needed, water, and
lavatory servicing. And they were true to their
word. Fortunately we had
no medical situations to worry about. We did
have a young lady who was
33 weeks into her pregnancy. We took REALLY
good care of her. The night
passed without incident despite the
uncomfortable sleeping arrangements.

About 10:30 on the morning of the 12th a
convoy of school buses
showed up. We got off the plane and were taken
to the terminal where we
went through Immigration and Customs and then
had to register with the
Red Cross.

After that we (the crew) were separated from
the passengers and
were taken in vans to a small hotel. We had no
idea where our passengers
were going. We learned from the Red Cross that
the town of Gander has a
population of 10,400 people and they had about
10,500 passengers to take
care of from all the airplanes that were
forced into Gander! We were
told to just relax at the hotel and we would
be contacted when the U.S.
airports opened again, but not to expect that
call for a while.

We found out the total scope of the terror
back home only after
getting to our hotel and turning on the TV . . .
24 hours after it all
started.

Meanwhile, we had lots of time on our hands and
found that the
people of Gander were extremely friendly. They
started calling us the
"plane people." We enjoyed their hospitality,
explored the town of
Gander and ended up having a pretty good time.

Two days later, we got that call and were
taken back to the
Gander airport. Back on the plane, we were
reunited with the passengers
and found out what they had been doing for the
past two days. What we
found out was incredible.

Gander and all the surrounding communities
(within about a 75
Kilometer radius) had closed all high schools,
meeting halls, lodges,
and any other large gathering places. They
converted all these
facilities to mass lodging areas for all the
stranded travelers. Some
had cots set up, some had mats with sleeping
bags and pillows set up.

ALL high school students were required to
volunteer their time
to take care of the "guests." Our 218
passengers ended up in a town
called Lewisporte, about 45 kilometers from
Gander where they were put
up in a high school. If any women wanted to be
in a women-only facility,
that was arranged. Families were kept
together. All the elderly
passengers were taken to private homes.

Remember that young pregnant lady? She was put up
in a private
home right across the street from a 24-hour
Urgent Care facility. There
was a dentist on call and both male and female
nurses remained with the
crowd for the duration.

Phone calls and e-mails to the U.S. and around
the world were
available to everyone once a day. During the day,
passengers were
offered "Excursion" trips. Some people went on
boat cruises of the lakes
and harbors. Some went for hikes in the local
forests. Local bakeries
stayed open to make fresh bread for the
guests. Food was prepared by all
the residents and brought to the schools.
People were driven to
restaurants of their choice and offered wonderful
meals. Everyone was
given tokens for local laundry mats to wash
their clothes, since luggage
was still on the aircraft. In other words,
every single need was met for
those stranded travelers.

Passengers were crying while telling us these
stories. Finally,
when they were told that U.S. airports had
reopened, they were delivered
to the airport right on time and without a
single passenger missing or
late. The local Red Cross had all the
information about the whereabouts
of each and every passenger and knew which
plane they needed to be on
and when all the planes were leaving. They
coordinated everything
beautifully. It was absolutely incredible.

When passengers came on board, it was like
they had been on a
cruise. Everyone knew each other by name. They
were swapping stories of
their stay, impressing each other with who had
the better time. Our
flight back to Atlanta looked like a chartered
party flight. The crew
just stayed out of their way. It was
mind-boggling. Passengers had
totally bonded and were calling each other by
their first names,
exchanging phone numbers, addresses, and email
addresses.

And then a very unusual thing happened. One of
our passengers
approached me and asked if he could make an
announcement over the PA
system. We never, ever allow that. But this time
was different. I said
"of course" and handed him the mike. He picked
up the PA and reminded
everyone about what they had just gone through in
the last few days. He
reminded them of the hospitality they had
received at the hands of total
strangers. He continued by saying that he would
like to do something in
return for the good folks of Lewisporte.

He said he was going to set up a Trust Fund
under the name of
DELTA 15 (our flight number). The purpose of
the trust fund is to
provide college scholarships for the high school
students of Lewisporte.
He asked for donations of any amount from his
fellow travelers. When the
paper with donations got back to us with the
amounts, names, phone
numbers and addresses, the total was for more
than 14,000 dollars!

The gentleman, a MD from Virginia, promised to
match the
donations and to start the administrative work on
the scholarship. He
also said that he would forward this proposal
to Delta Corporate and ask
them to donate as well.

I just wanted to share this story because we
need good stories
right now. It gives me a little bit of hope to
know that some people in
a far away place were kind to some strangers
who literally dropped in on
them. It reminds me how much good there is in
the world."*

Saturday, July 28, 2012

THE LIFE OF A HUGE CAGED GORILLA

FULL SIZE

Bean At 2012 Opening

BATMAN IS A 1 PERCENTER

Ecstasy makes you forget.

Ecstasy makes you forget. With rave rampaging across America once again, all you kandi kids might want to take note of new research that links the drug ecstasy with memory impairment. Scientists studied people who took about three ecstasy tablets per month for a year. Their memory skills deteriorated in subsequent lab tests. "It's been very, very difficult to convince people that there's a causative effect of the drug," says Vanderbilt University Medical Center neuroscientist Ronald Cowan. "This adds strong evidence to that." [Science News

ADORING FANS

BUT NOT ANYMORE!

HOT NEW CLUB


DR OZ SAYS YOU'RE GIVING KIDS ARSENIC

OH BOY! CARP BURGERS!

HEY! WHO NEEDSA DA PAPA ANYWAY!!!

Nuns Weigh How to Respond to Vatican’s Scathing Rebuke

American nuns are preparing to assemble in St. Louis next week for a pivotal meeting at which they will try to decide how to respond to a scathing critique of their doctrinal loyalty issued this spring by the Vatican — a report that has prompted Roman Catholics across the country to rally to the nuns’ defense. 

The nuns will be weighing whether to cooperate with the three bishops appointed by the Vatican to supervise the overhaul of their organization, the Leadership Conference of Women Religious, which represents about 80 percent of women’s Catholic religious orders in the United States.
The Leadership Conference says it is considering at least six options that range from submitting graciously to the takeover to forming a new organization independent of Vatican control, as well other possible courses of action that lie between those poles. 

The sisters have been caught in the riptide. Most of them have spent their lives serving the sick, the poor, children and immigrants — and not engaged in battles over theology. But when some sisters after Vatican II began to question church prohibitions on women serving as priests, artificial birth control or the acceptance of same-sex relationships, their religious orders did not shut down such discussion or treat it as apostasy. In fact, they have continued to insist on their right to debate and challenge church teaching, which has resulted in the Vatican’s reproof.
The former head of the church’s doctrinal office, Cardinal William J. Levada, said after his last meeting with the nuns’ leaders in June, just before he retired, that they should regard his office’s harsh assessment as “an invitation to obedience.”
“I admire religious men and women,” Cardinal Levada said in an interview with The National Catholic Reporter. “But if they aren’t people who believe and express the faith of the church, the doctrines of the church, then I think they’re misrepresenting who they are and who they ought to be.”

EXPLAINS ALL THE DEPRESSED BUT HEALTHY PEOPLE

UCLA researchers discover that fluoxetine -- a.k.a., Prozac -- is effective as an anti-viral

Researchers have come across an unexpected potential use for fluoxetine – commonly known as Prozac – which shows promise as an antiviral agent. The discovery could provide another tool in treating human enteroviruses that sicken and kill people in the U.S. and around the world.
Human enteroviruses are members of a genus containing more than 100 distinct RNA viruses responsible for various life threatening infections, such as poliomyelitis and encephalitis. While immunization has all but eliminated the poliovirus, the archetype for the genus, no antiviral drugs currently exist for the treatment of enterovirus infections, which are often severe and potentially fatal. In view of its favorable pharmacokinetics and safety profile of fluoxetine — which is in a class of compounds typically used in the treatment of depression, anxiety disorders and some personality disorders — the research team found that it warrants additional study as a potential antiviral agent for enterovirus infections.
Using molecular screening, the UCLA research team from the Department of Pediatrics, the California NanoSystems Institute and the Department of Molecular and Medical Pharmacology found that fluoxetine was a potent inhibitor of coxsackievirus replication. This is one of the viruses that include polio and echovirus that is found in the gastrointestinal tract. Exposure to the virus causes other opportunistic infections and diseases.
"The discovery of unexpected antiviral activity of fluoxetine is scientifically very significant and draws our attention to previously overlooked potential targets of fluoxetine and other psychogenic drugs," said Robert Damoiseaux, scientific director of the Molecular Screening Shared Resource at the California NanoSystems Institute. "Part of our follow-up work will be the discovery of these unconventional targets for fluoxetine and other drugs of the same class and how these targets intersect with the known targets of this drug class."
Paul Krogstad, professor of pediatrics and molecular and medical pharmacology, added that understanding the mechanisms of action of fluoxetine and norfloxetine against coxsackieviruses "will add to our understanding of enterovirus replication and lead to assessment of their potential clinical utility for the future treatment of serious enterovirus infections."
The research team found that fluoxetine did not interfere with either viral entry or translation of the viral genome. Instead, fluoxetine and norfluoxetine markedly reduced the production of viral RNA and protein.

 

PPM BLUE

BIG EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES IN TAMPA!

Strip Clubs in Tampa Are Ready to Cash In on G.O.P. Convention

ARE THEY THINKING DEMOCRATS??

Pattinson 'wrote love songs' for Kristen Stewart

Earlier this week, the actor's world crumbled as pictures of his girlfriend, 22, kissing 41-year-old Snow White And The Huntsman director and married father-of-two Rupert Sanders surfaced.

The devastated British actor moved out of the California home he shared with Kristen after incriminating photographs showing Kristen and Rupert together were released on Tuesday.

The newspaper's source added: ‘Rob is devastated and deeply hurt. They spoke on the phone and he said “You’ve completely humiliated me. All the trust has gone."
'He still can’t fathom why she cheated. Kristen is begging for another chance. Robert is undecided.'
The couple were last seen in public at the Teen Choice Awards together on July 22 looking like a decidedly happy couple.  
The actor made his feelings regarding infidelity clear in April, telling Vanity Fair: 'There's a thing I've never got: That is, why do people cheat?'
He explained that while he 'can understand the impulse', he doesn't comprehend 'how you can keep two relationships going at the same time.'
'I'm not the casual-affair kind of guy,' he said. 'If I choose to be with someone, it's because I really want it. When I have a relationship, I'm 100 percent into it.'

MARINES STICKING TO THEIR GUN!

Sticking to their guns: Marines place $22.5M order for the Colt .45 M1911

"You can’t beat a .45 cartridge," Jack Lewis, firearms director for Cowan's Auctions, told FoxNews.com. "Some things are hard to replace," he said.
Colt Defense, based in Hartford, Conn., will supply as many as 12,000 of the 200,000 U.S. Marines with semi-automatic, tan-colored M45 Close Quarter Battle Pistols, and they will include spare parts and logistical support. The gun has long been the weapon of choice for special operations agents, thanks to its reliability and the stopping power of its massive bullets.
"I'm really glad that they're keeping it in the American economy," Lewis, who used the gun while he was in the armed forces, said. "I was quite upset when they went to the Beretta," Lewis said.
Some reports suggest Marines are not happy with their main Beretta M9s for their lack of accuracy and stopping power. With M1911's now supplying Special Ops, growing interest may lead to a better solution.

Friday, July 27, 2012

AMAZING MARS ROVER LANDING

FARM IT MAYBE

FLY SOUTWEST- THEY'RE SMARTER!

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from KansasCity
to Chicago .
The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother
and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why
don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an
answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant.

So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs
have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby
planes?"
The busy flight attendant smiled and said, "Did your Mother tell you to ask
me?"
The boy said, "Yes, she did."
"Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes
because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that
to you."

7/27/12 GOOD NEWS BAD NEWS

John, a lifelong white racist living in
the East End of London is in a major car crash.

When he comes round 3 days later in hospital the surgeon says:
"I've got good news and bad news.....Bad news is you have had 2 pints
of African blood and 2 pints of Pakistani blood"

John screams "What the f*** is the good news then?"
"Your penis is 6" longer and you are top of the housing list

THE CHICK-FIL-A PHILOSOPHY

YOU COULD GET RATTED OUT- Ratatouille anyone?







MORE HERE

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

SO, OBAMA COPIED A FAKE INDIAN????



Sep 21, 2011

KARATE GOOMBAH

ICE-T DEFENDS GUN RIGHTS

HE JUST A NORMAL CHILD


VICKSBURG, Mississippi (NBC) -- Surveillance video from Kiddie City Childcare Center in Vicksburg, Mississippi shows a 9-year-old's reign of terror over a room of infants.

The boy can be seen punching one little girl multiple times, then choking another, then patting her back as she cries in pain.

Later he violently shakes another child.

In one instance, you can see the boy kick one of the little girls while a daycare worker looks out the window.

Obama Supporter Interviews Her 2008 Self

10 FOOT LEAPING MAKO


http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/34253/massive+mako+shark+stuns+anglers+as+it+leaps+repeatedly/

HATING BREITBART


Runaway Slave

FLASHLIGHT FOR SELF DEFENSE

A WOODEN BIKE???


http://www.splinterbike.co.uk/

Ultimate Rebuttal to Obama’s “You Didn’t Build That”

Do you want to be a member of THE COLLECTIVE?

WHO IS HE?

Cartoons for the slightly Twisted

Cartoons for twisted People

Fast Food







 







If you don't pass this along, a dog will visit your computer! 
Oops...guess you didn't send it fast enough!


We'll be friends until we are old and senile.
 
Then we'll be new friends every day thereafter.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

ALWAYS KEEP A TAMPON HANDY

A snake on the golf course

FOUND ON A GOLF COURSE

This is why you shouldn't go looking for the golf balls hit

'Out of Bounds' in Arizona !!!


 


THIS IS NOT A PYTHON!


This is a 15 foot Western Diamondback
rattlesnake - the largest ever caught on record,


This snake was found Near the St. Augustine
outlet, in a new KB homes subdivision just south of
Mesa Az.


A little research revealed the following:


One bite from a snake of this sizewould contain enough venom to
kill over 40 full grown men.


The head of this snake alone is larger than the hand of a
normal sized man.


A bite from those fangs would be comparable to being stabbed
by two curved, 1/4 inch diameter screwdrivers.


The knife being used to draw out the fangs for the bottom
picture has a blade around 6 inche long.

This snake is estimated to have weighed over 170 pounds.
(How much do you weigh?)


Notice the girth of this snake as compared to the cop's
leg in the first picture (and he is not a small man).


A snake of this size could easily swallow a 2 year-old
child
 and dogs, pigs, etc).


A snake this size has an approximately 5 1/2 foot
accurate
 striking distance.
(The distance for an average size rattlesnake
is about 2 feet
. )


This snake has probably been alive since George Bush Sr.
was President.



Now just ask yourself these questions:


What has this snake been feeding on and
where are its offspring?
 

FINE WINE

TICK WARNING!!

Cleaning my gun

City of London

NEW AMAZON FEATURE

Sunday, July 22, 2012

OBAMA-ROMNEY

We Must Stop This Immediately!

We Must Stop This Immediately!
      Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper.  Groceries are heavier. And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long  our street had become!
      And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face! What do they think I am a lip reader?
      I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me.
      I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own reflection . Well, REALLY NOW - even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!
      Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You're risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto the motorway in front of them. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror.
      Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else would they suddenly start labelling a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or 20? Do they think no one notices? The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank. Do they think I actually 'believe' the number I see on that dial? HA! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these people think they're fooling?
      I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on -- but the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in there!

      All I can do is pass along this warning:
      WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!

      Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these awful indignities.

      PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!
      PS: I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something has happened to my computer's fonts - they are smaller than they used to be.


OBAMA: American flag is a symbol of oppression.

Yes, he told us in advance what he planned to do. Few
were listening .
 
The following is a narrative taken from a 2008 Sunday morning televised "Meet The Press'.
 
From Sunday's 07 Sept. 2008 11:48:04 EST, Televised "Meet the Press" THE THEN Senator Obama was asked about his stance on the American Flag.
 
General Bill Gann' USAF (ret.) asked Obama to explain WHY he doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is played.
 
The General stated to Obama that according to the United States Code, Title 36, Chapter 10, Sec. 171...
 
During rendition of the national anthem, when the flag is displayed, all present (except those in uniform) are expected to stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. Or, at the very least, "Stand and Face It".
 
NOW GET THIS !!
 
'Senator ˜Obama replied:
 
"As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides". "There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression.." "The anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all that sort of thing."
 
(ARE YOU READY FOR THIS???)
 
Obama continued: "The National Anthem should be 'swapped' for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like To Teach the World To Sing'. If that were our anthem, then, I might salute it. In my opinion, we should consider reinventing our National Anthem as well as 'redesign' our Flag to better offer our enemies hope and love. It's my intention, if elected, to disarm America to the level of acceptance to our Middle East Brethren. If we, as a Nation of warring people, conduct ourselves like the nations of Islam, where peace prevails - - - perhaps a state or period of mutual accord could exist between our governments ......."
 
When I become President, I will seek a pact of agreement to end hostilities between those who have been at war or in a state of enmity, and a freedom from disquieting oppressive thoughts. We as a Nation, have placed upon the nations of Islam, an unfair injustice which is WHY my wife disrespects the Flag and she and I have attended several flag burning ceremonies in the past".
 
"Of course now, I have found myself about to become the President of the United States and I have put my hatred aside . I will use my power to bring CHANGE to this Nation, and offer the people a new path. My wife and I look forward to becoming  our Country's First black Family. Indeed, CHANGE is about to overwhelm the United States of America "
 
 
 
Yes, you read it right.
 
I, for one, am speechless!!!

Dale Lindsborg , Washington Post



EVERYONE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
NEEDS TO READ THIS, KEEP IT GOING ! !
 
SAVE AMERICA BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE ! !








 
 
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SHUT TFU! EVERYTHING'S GREAT!

FINAL WARNING

BUG ASSAULT

Craig Ferguson Changes Opening After Colorado Shooting

DRIVE UP THE COSTS OF FOSSIL FUELS

Watch 'We're Going to Find Out How Bad Climate Change Really Is' on PBS. See more from PBS NewsHour.

Friday, July 20, 2012

WAL-MARTIANS THEME SONG

These Hands


Quotable quote: “Did somebody else take out the loan on my father’s house to finance the equipment? . . . Through hard work and a little bit of luck we built this business. Why are you demonizing us for it? We are the solution, not the problem. It’s time we had someone who believes in us. . . . We need somebody who believes in America.”

EXPLAINING OBAMA'S RESENTMENT

DAC-MIDNIGHT BLUE 1-4




Wednesday, July 18, 2012

MacGyver LIVES!!!!











 

Man stranded in desert builds motorcycle out of his broken car

John Sununu: 'I Wish This President

Ancient Hieroglyphics



Carved across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:

                                              
It was considered a unique find and the writings were thought to be at least 3000 years old!

The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.

They held a huge meeting, after months of conferences, to explain the meaning of the markings.

The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said:

                                                    

"This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem.

                                                   

You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.

                                                    
The next drawing resembles a shovel, which means they had tools to help them."

                                                       

Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they sought food from the sea.

                                                            

The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.

The audience applauded enthusiastically
.

Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,

                                              


"Idiots ... Hebrew is read from right to left... It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick"