Friday, July 13, 2018

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No good deed goes unpunished. A private Italian ship answered a distress call and rescued 67 “migrants” off the coast of Libya. But when the ship tried to hand over the “migrants” to the Libyan coast guard, the “migrants” threatened to decapitate the ship’s crew.




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Great news for women who have liberated themselves from sexual morality. Soon they may be able to indulge in random sex to their heart’s content without worrying about either the inconvenience of reproducing, or the expense of abortion or even birth control. The sexually transmitted disease mycoplasma genitalium may soon become resistant to standard antibiotics. It can make women infertile, completing the feminist revolution. One in every 100 British adults aged 18 to 44 are already thought to be infected with the bug. Experts are warning that this figure is set to double within 10 years as it becomes untreatable. An alarming characteristic is that most people have no symptoms from MG infection, passing it along unknowingly. I wonder which diversity culture contributed this gift???


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The Unmasking Antifa Act of 2018 could hamper some of the hampering of freedom of speech we have seen from left-wing fascists:
The “Unmasking Antifa Act of 2018,” legislation introduced in the House, carries a potential 15-year prison sentence for those caught engaging in behaviors typically associated with the “antifa” movement of anti-fascist activists.
Under the act, anyone “wearing a mask” or in disguise who “injures, oppresses, threatens, or intimidates any person … in the free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege” would be subject to a fine or up to 15 years in prison.








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The cultural Marxist agenda calls for seeing to it that fewer whites are accepted into college. California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo is doing its part with dozens of projects advancing racial discrimination. Cal Poly San Luis Obispo recently released a 30-page report outlining plans to “improve diversity” via a series of initiatives. … “In 2011, the campus was 63 percent Caucasian,” the May 2 report informs readers, “in fall of 2017, it was less than 55 percent … but there is still much work to do.” Only when there are no more whites left to be denied admission based on their race will this work be completed. Not only whites will be targeted for systemic racial discrimination, but also men.


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Democrats in Congress are outraged by President Trump’s “sexist”
refusal to nominate their least favorite Supreme Court hopeful, Judge Amy Coney Barrett. “Oh, we totally would have blocked her,” said Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA). “I mean, besides being a right-wing nutjob, the lady has seven kids. How would she find time to do the job? Even so, the fact that Trump turned her down shows how much of a misogynist he really is.” Democrats Accuse Trump Of Sexism For Not Nominating Female Justice They Promised To Block 



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THE WORLD'S first floating city will boast its own government and cryptocurrency when it lays roots in the South Pacific in 2022, claim its backers. Building work on this isolated "utopia" will begin next year following the signing of an agreement with French Polynesia's government in 2017. WHERE TO FIND ME IN 2022!


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Transportation innovation from France: a plane with removable wings that becomes a train. Uh huh. Sounds like something that would end with it being driven into a painting of a tunnel on the side of a cliff by a hungry coyote. UHHHHH.....


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LAUGHING STOCK- Germany’s soldiers forced to use BROOMSTICK for a gun as Donald Trump blasts Angela Merkel over NATO spending. The highly embarrassing episode, revealed in a leaked report, is just the beginning of the country's woes as it fights to reverse chronic army shortages. While Germany supports Russia buying oil/gas from them and we foot the bill to defend Germany from Russian? LIBERAL SOCIALISM LOGIC!


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Google cofounder Larry Page has backed Canadian startup Opener, which came out of stealth mode on Thursday to reveal its electric flying vehicle BlackFly. It's the second flying car startup backed by Page, who has also put money into US startup Kitty Hawk, headed up by former Googler Sebastian Thrun. Opener didn't say how much he had invested. article 


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So true! Everyone thinks they can take advantage of the US. Like on the Southern Border where we provide portals for legal immigrants and refugees but they prefer to pay coyotes $5000-$20000 a piece to sneak them across the border illegally- an invasion. Rich industrial/financial leader Germany pays half of the agreed NATO fee for us to protect them from Russia who they buy pipeline products from. They are supporting Russia's taking part of Georgia and the Ukraine, and their other aggressive endeavors.



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Tuesday, July 10, 2018

TOP 10 REASONS WHY A GUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN

Top 10 reasons why a gun is better than a woman

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. 


#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn't ask “Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer GuN





#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER for a Gun










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Monday, July 9, 2018

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Trump administration continues to face widespread backlash over its "zero tolerance" immigration policy, which has seen thousands of families separated at the southern U.S. border, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has said its workers have faced an increasing number of violent threats. In one recent case, a DHS staffer found a burned and decapitated animal carcass left on their front porch, an agency official confirmed to Newsweek. In a memo to staffers on Saturday, Deputy DHS Secretary Claire Grady warned of an increase in the number of security threats against DHS employees, The Hill reported. 
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On July 6, 2018, the Times‘ editorial board published an editorial titled “Democrats: Do Not Surrender the Judiciary,” calling on Democrats and progressives to go to war against President Trump by deploying unscrupulous mafia tactics.




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An armed society is a polite society. When people don’t know that others are armed, it is sometimes necessary to teach them politeness, as occurred recently at a George Webb restaurant in Milwaukee. The suspect, who is a regular at the restaurant and reportedly had been cursing at his server throughout the night for taking too long with his order, came behind the counter and punched her in the face. Within seconds, the woman’s colleague pulled out a handgun from her waistband and pointed at him until he backed off.


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White millennials are equally divided between supporting Republicans and Democrats in this year's critical midterm elections, as a campaign urging people to "Walk Away" from the Democratic Party has picked up steam online. Young people do not like President Donald Trump, but whites between the ages of 18 and 34 said they are equally likely to vote for a Republican as for a Democrat in the elections for Congress this November. A full 39 percent said that "if the election for U.S. Congress were held today," they would vote for the Republican in the district where they live.


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Not even illegal aliens are completely above the law, as Roberto Garza Palacios learned the hard way after killing two government agents. The driver of a Honda Accord that fatally struck an FBI agent and a fire investigator on the side of a Maryland highway has paid a $280 fine, concluding a case of negligent driving lodged against him. Roberto Garza Palacios, 28, did not have to appear in court and did not receive jail time, according to court records and lawyers involved in the case, which ended with the June 25 payment. You can mow lawns all day and not make $280. This is a lesson Garza Palacious will not soon forget.


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An illegal alien from sub-Saharan Africa who repeatedly impregnates a native German would be a heartwarming tale of multicultural harmony that the authorities would love to promote, except Mourtala Madou, a 33-year-old illegal immigrant from Niger, stabbed his German ex-girlfriend, identified as Sandra P., and their one-year-old daughter, Miriam, at a Hamburg subway station. The child died at the scene; her mother died later, at the hospital. The woman’s three-year-old son witnessed the murders. Madou was mad because a court would not give him joint custody of the baby he murdered. Vague media reports did not include relevant details, including Madou’s attempt to decapitate the murdered baby.



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Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro urged his urged his nation to be on guard against the threat of President Trump ordering an invasion of Venezuela. Apparently he’s never met Trump. He’s not going to invade. He’ll buy that shithole country for a song then build a casino on it. They'll be getting condos too if they don't watch it!


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Trump-hating white feminist activist is slammed as a racist after tweeting her 'confusion' over a black man driving a BMW with pro-NRA and Tea Party bumper stickers.


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"Lock and load" refers to “the procedure used for readying an empty M1 Garand for action, not because he said it backwards. In order to prepare the weapon for firing, the bolt must first be 'locked' back to the rear so that the en bloc clip can be 'loaded' into the fixed magazine.




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Sunday, July 8, 2018

FUN WITH GRAMMA

A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

A bar was walked into by the passive voice.


An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

A question mark walks into a bar?

A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."

A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

A synonym strolls into a tavern.

At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.

A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.

The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

A dyslexic walks into a bra.

A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television getting drunk and smoking cigars.

A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.

A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.

*(I can’t take credit for these, but the malapropism is my favorite. Enjoy!)

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Random House reminds us that not all censorship is imposed by government. Publishing giant Random House has declined to release a new book by controversial German politician-turned-author Thilo Sarrazin over fears it could whip up anti-Muslim hatred, Bild daily reported Friday. The book is entitled Hostile Takeover — How Islam Hampers Progress and Threatens Society. His previous book, Germany Does Away with Itself, addressed the same topic and was a “runaway bestseller.” Progressives accuse it of assisting the rise of the Alternative for Germany party.


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Terry Gilliam has responded to the BBC diversity debate which referenced Monty Python by saying: “I tell the world now I’m a black lesbian.” Gilliam was commenting on the row over diversity triggered by the BBC’s unveiling of its new comedy programming, announced in June, at which the BBC’s controller of comedy commissioning Shane Allen emphasised the corporation’s commitment to “the stories that haven’t been told and the voices we haven’t yet heard”. In response to a question about Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Allen said: “If you’re going to assemble a team now, it’s not going to be six Oxbridge white blokes. It’s going to be a diverse range of people who reflect the modern world.”



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Australian billionaire Richard Branson said that America should start handing out “free cash” to fix inequality. Excellent idea. We’ll start with his and re-evaluate after it’s all gone.



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The World Cup soccer tournament ratings are down 42% without an American team playing. Not an accident. We ruin the ratings, wait to see which team wins, buy it for cheap, and use it as the American team next year.


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Because of the ever-descending moral and intellectual state of the mainstream news media, there has been no outcry against the leftists who call President Donald Trump and all Americans who support him Nazis. Indeed, members of the media now regularly do so. Without that outcry, this labeling will only increase; and this steadily increasing drumbeat of hysteria is likely to lead to one result: violence against conservatives.


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Researchers asked subjects both to try putting themselves in another’s shoes, on the one hand, and to talk directly with test partners about their positions on a given topic. The final experiment confirmed that getting another person’s perspective directly, through conversation, increased the accuracy of subjects’ predictions, while simply “taking” another’s perspective did not. This was true for partners, friends, and strangers alike.


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Turns out, women are hard-wired to be much more attracted to male protectors who espouse so-called "benevolent sexism" than men who treat them as equals. And the best part: this is true even for hardcore feminists, scientists found.


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Most cult members are of above-average intelligence, well adjusted, adaptable, and perhaps a bit idealistic. In relatively few cases is there a history of a pre-existing mental disorder. LINK 



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A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful, he began to cry. A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidently hit this rabbit and killed it."
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.
Miraculously the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved it’s paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 meters away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved and hopped down the road, another 50 meters, turned, waved and hopped another 50 meters. The man was astonished. He couldn’t figure out what substance could be in the woman’s spray can!!
He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What is in your spray can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."



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African migrants in Italy, a disaster- They be sleeping with the fishes soon.




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WOW! Trump Derangement Syndrome is real!!!




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