Tuesday, June 19, 2018

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The World Health Organization has declared that compulsively playing video games now qualifies as a mental health condition. Although it’s not a dangerous condition, unlike the uncontrollable urge to run socialist political agencies for the UN.



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William Sweeney Jr., assistant director in charge of the FBI's New York field office, said in a statement released Monday. "As an employee of the CIA, Schulte took an oath to protect this country, but he blatantly endangered it by the transmission of Classified Information," Sweeney added. "To further endanger those around him, Schulte allegedly received, possessed, and transmitted thousands of child pornographic photos and videos."


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Acorda, who worked as a financial analyst for a multinational company, was beaten to death by a bulky Slovak national who was harassing his Filipina friend on May 26. He died in the hospital days after the incident. The suspect has been arrested. The Prime Minister of Slovakia has assured the Philippines that justice will be done for the slain Filipino. Thousands of Slovaks and Pinoys rallied in the capital Bratislava to pay tribute to a murdered Filipino, whom they all consider a hero.


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With a rift over migrants bringing German politics to a boil, the country’s feuding leaders scraped together a truce Monday on an issue that threatens to topple the fragile government. Then President Trump stepped in. “The people of Germany are turning against their leadership as migration is rocking the already tenuous Berlin coalition,” Mr. Trump said on Twitter, before falsely claiming that crime in Germany had risen because of immigration.
BWAHHH HAH HAH!!!!! FALSE CLAIM????


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If you feel like you’re constantly surrounded by psychopaths, it may be that you live in the wrong city. New research measured which areas of the country are home to the individuals with psychopathic personalities and found that the Northeast hosts a larger percentage of these individuals, with Washington, D.C., and Connecticut housing the most. HA HA! WHO DAH THUNKIT??


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The United States announced Tuesday it was leaving the United Nations' Human Rights Council, with Ambassador Nikki Haley calling it "an organization that is not worthy of its name." It was the latest withdrawal by the Trump administration from an international institution. Haley, Trump's envoy to the U.N., said the U.S. had given the human rights body "opportunity after opportunity" to make changes. She lambasted the council for "its chronic bias against Israel" and lamented the fact that its membership includes accused human rights abusers such as China, Cuba, Venezuela and the Democratic Republic of Congo.


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According to a World Health Organization (WHO) report, there are no adverse health outcomes but rather several medical applications for cannabidiol, a.k.a. CBD. It is a non-psychoactive cannabinoid, and you can see the effectiveness of its anti-inflammatory, anti-oxidant and neuroprotectant properties in thousands of clinical trials published on pubmed.gov. In a world where opioid addiction is a real threat, CBD can help with the negative side effects of opioids, and even replace certain types of anxiety and pain management medications. Despite the WADA ruling and the well-established benefits, however, some athletes remain leery of CBD.


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Letting their government deprive them of their fundamental right to bear arms does not make French people safer. This is increasingly problematic, because that same government has been importing a great deal of danger, as a Muslima with a boxcutter demonstrated in La Seyne-sur-Mer, near Toulon:


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When geniuses decide to hold an all-night festival in a diverse war zone like Trenton, and a gang-banger who was let out of prison early by other geniuses runs riot and shoots people, what is the cause of the violence? According to New Jersey’s Democrat Governor Phil Murphy, it is our right to bear arms.


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In the USSR, party members who fell out of Stalin’s favor were deleted from the historical record, even getting airbrushed out of photographs. In institutions controlled by liberals, it is high-achieving white males who get banished to the memory hole. That’s why Harvard Medical School’s teaching hospital, Brigham and Women’s Hospital, is removing portraits of medical luminaries from the Bornstein Amphitheater. Hospital president Betsy Nabel says that “it’s time that we think about respecting our past in a different way” — i.e., by erasing it for not complying with current leftist ideology.


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Take a wealthy and physically beautiful city, add plenty of LIBERALISM, and what do you get? San Francisco. Tourists don’t know what to make of it:
“Is this normal or am I in a ‘bad part of town?’ Just walked past numerous homeless off their faces, screaming and running all over the sidewalk near Twitter HQ and then a murder scene. Wife is scared to leave hotel now,” wrote an Australian Reddit user Wednesday. …
On Sunday, another tourist from Canada asked the San Francisco Reddit community, “Why is this city so terrifying?”
“I’d been there for probably less than a day, just wandering around the center, and already seen more than enough poverty and suffering to cause me wanting to leave desperately,” wrote another visitor from London in 2017.



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OK, THIS IS PRETTY BAD...

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."


Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(You're gonna love this.)

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You sang it, didn't you? Yeah, I know you did.)

Never take life too seriously.
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Monday, June 18, 2018

GOOD STUFF 061918 YOU MAY HAVE MISSED

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The mayor of San Juan, Puerto Rico, who shot to international fame after criticizing President Trump for not doing enough to help Hurricane Maria victims is being investigated by the FBI on corruption charges, according to multiple news outlets.  Mayor Carmen Yulin Cruz and her administration are under fire for allegedly obstructing critical supplies from reaching victims of the category-4 hurricane that leveled much of the tiny U.S. territory nearly nine months ago.

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Church attendance reduces suicide risk by half The recent spate of “celebrity” suicides by hanging — actor Robin Williams in 2014; fashion designer Kate Spade and “celebrity chef” Anthony Bourdain this month — are famous examples of the 25% increase in U.S. suicides since 1999. Compared with women who never participated in religious services, women who attended any religious service once a week or more were five times less likely to commit suicide between 1996 and 2010, says a study published Wednesday by JAMA Psychiatry. It's not clear how widely the findings can be applied to a diverse population of American women. In a study population made up of nurses and dominated by women who identified themselves as either Catholic or Protestant, the suicide rate observed was about half that for U.S. women as a whole. Of 89,708 participants aged 30 to 55, 36 committed suicide at some point over 15 years.


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Kidnapping and Molesting the 4-Year-Olds Americans Won’t Kidnap and Molest - In what a Pa. district attorney is calling ‘every parent’s nightmare,’ a family in eastern Pennsylvania awoke in the middle of the night to find their front door unlocked and their four-year-old girl missing. As CBSPhilly.com reports, it happened early on June 10 in Avondale, Chester County, Pa. And now a 35-year-old Mexican national who is a legal resident of the United States has been charged in the case. Humberto Guzman-Garcia is accused of kidnapping and sexually assaulting the 4-year-old girl, who was snatched from her home in an apartment complex.


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You can’t get more politically correct than Netflix. This doesn’t make life fun for Netflix employees, who are now forbidden to look at each other for longer than 5 seconds in order to comply with tyrannical #MeToo hysteria:
The new policy also bans the company’s film crews from asking their colleagues for their phone numbers, according to an article in the Sun. …



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Actress Mary McCormack has said that her husband’s Tesla Model S caught fire while he was driving in the Los Angeles area.
‘This is what happened to my husband and his car today,’ McCormack wrote on Twitter Friday, posting a shocking video of a Model S spewing flames from the front driver’s side front wheel well. Other electric vehicles have burst into flames weeks after a collusion or while sitting quietly in the garage, among other scenarios.

On the positive side, anyone who gets burned up will have their carbon footprint reduced to zero.









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Samuel L. Jackson’s “Ezekiel 25:17” speech from “Pulp Fiction” is not actually found in Ezekiel 25:17. Just the last sentence is… (well, mostly). The rest of it was lifted verbatimish from a 70’s Kung Fu flick called “Bodyguard Kiba”, which had the speech as its opening crawl, and had “Ezekiel 25:17” at the bottom, since that’s where the last sentence was from-ish.


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Upcoming military tech: using radio signals that bounce off human bodies to create a dynamic image, essentially allowing soldiers to see through walls. Big deal. Enough C4 will let you see through walls, too.


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MORE FROM THE EXPERTS- WHAT ELSE ARE THEY WRONG ABOUT?




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Having been playing outside with his friends, a small boy came into the house and asked: “Grandma, what is it called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?”
His grandma was surprised to hear such a forthright question from a six-year-old but decided to answer as honestly as she could. “Well,” she said hesitantly, “it’s called sexual intercourse.”
“Oh, okay,” said the boy and he ran outside to carry on playing with his friends.
A few minutes later, he came back in and said angrily: “Grandma, it isn’t called sexual intercourse. It’s called bunk beds. And Jimmy’s mom would like a word with you!”



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Tuesday, June 12, 2018

GOOD STUFF 061218 YOU MAY HAVE MISSED

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North Korean despot Kim Jong Un is so anal about thwarting spies that he brought his own portable toilet to the five-star hotel where he’s staying in Singapore for the summit with President Trump, according to a report. The toilet, which will deny “sewer divers insights into the supreme leader’s stools,” arrived in a transport plane ahead of him that also carried special food and his bulletproof limousine, the South Korean website Chosun reported Monday.


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Is Stevia Safer or Healthier Than Artificial Sweeteners? Stevia is a plant-based sweetener—but is it bad for you? Our nutritionist has the verdict on this controversial ingredient.


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Teresa Giudice spent months preparing to compete in the bikini division of a bodybuilding competition — and the experience didn’t let her down. “She has been training for this bodybuilding competition since December,” a source tells PEOPLE. “She wanted a new challenge and pushed herself to the extreme. Right now she is in the best shape of her life.”


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The US has retaken its place as the country with the most powerful supercomputer after the Department of Energy, on Friday, unveiled the new IBM-made Summit. Summit, which replaces previous-record holder, China's Sunway TaihuLight, can run 200 quadrillion calculations per second, is almost the size of two tennis courts, and consumes water and electricity like a small town.
AND RUNS LINUX, OF COURSE!!!


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