Monday, February 19, 2018

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THIS FROM SAD DISGUSTING DEGENERATES


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A union boss walks in from the factory next door and is about to order a beer when he sees a guy at the far end of the bar wearing a TRUMP “Make America Great Again” cap with two beers sitting in front of him.
The union boss doesn’t need to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican, so he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender.... but not for the Republican."
Soon after the drinks have been passed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice.
This infuriates the union boss.
After a few minutes, the union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican.
As before, this doesn’t seem to bother the Republican. He nods and smiles, and again yells, "Thank you!"
A few more minutes pass and the union boss orders another round of drinks for everyone except the Republican.
Just as before, this STILL doesn't seem to faze the Republican who continues smiling and again yells out, "Thank you!!"
Frustrated that he can’t seem to get the guy angered, the union boss asks the bartender, "What is wrong with that Republican? I’ve ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the dummy does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts...?"
"Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."




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After days of bitter hurt, anger, deep savage argument, and plenty of non-thinking social media trolls blurting whatever comes to mind through their thumbs, it’s time we as Americans begin a genuine discussion about how to stop the next school shooting from occurring.


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As fiction, the symbolism would be too heavy-handed. But this is real life. Giant rats are taking over South Africa:
Johannesburg’s environmental health department said it is concerned by how quickly the rats are breeding, while the report stated an abundance of food for the rodents means their numbers are thriving.



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In Britain, fashion is a tool to advance moonbattery not only for women, but also for kids. From last fall:
JOHN LEWIS has become the first major UK store to remove boy’s and girl’s labels from children’s clothing in a bid to reduce “gender stereotypes”.

New labels say, “Girls & Boys” or “Boys & Girls” and will be put on all own-brand garments from newborns to age 14. A line of “gender neutral” pieces is also being introduced and gendered signs removed from the department store’s childrenswear sections.



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If you want a cushy overpaid job as an educrat, the first thing you have to do is not be white:
Dalhousie University, based in the Canadian city of Halifax, Nova Scotia, has announced it will only be seeking “racially visible and Indigenous candidates” for a senior management position in order to encourage diversity. That is, whites need not apply. Provost and vice-president academic Carolyn Watters, who wrote the email, claimed that the move was to increase representation from “underrepresented groups”, CBC reports



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The ultimate stain remover that actually works on a seriously set in stain! Never buy oxyclean again!
The mixture is:
1 tsp. Dawn dishwashing detergent
3-4 tablespoons of hydrogen peroxide
couple tablespoons of baking soda.
Scrub on with a scrubbing brush.



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Gun control, Chiraq style: 21 shot (4 killed) over the weekend & woman grazed by bullet in her living room. Please tell me, those who support #GunControlNow, how’s that strict gun control working in Chiraq? From MyFoxChicago: Four men were killed and at least 17 other people have been wounded in President’s Day weekend shootings across Chicago (as of 2:00 pm on Sunday).


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Professor Albert Ponce calls for violent overthrow of Trump and America





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WE HAVE LOST THE WAR ON IGNORANCE!






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Friday, February 16, 2018

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1984 was not imposed upon us by the Government, we opted in!
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!!!CAUTION LANGUAGE!!!




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The Problem With Illegal Immigration      


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A man bought a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner: …
Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?
Son: At school
(robot slaps the son and he immediately changes his mind)
Okay, okay, I went to the movies!
Dad: Which one?
Son: Harry Potter
(robot slaps the son again!)
Okay Alright, I was watching porno.
Dad: What? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porno is!
(robot slaps dad)
Mom: Hahahahaha! After all he is your Son!
(robot gives Mom a hot dirty slap)



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Barack Obama unveils $1 trillion economic stimulus package
President-elect Barack Obama has warned that “things are going to get worse before they get better” as he outlined details of an economic stimulus package that could reach $1 trillion and is designed to lift the United States out of recession.

By Toby Harnden in Washington
1:52AM GMT 08 Dec 2008

On Friday the US announced a net loss of more than half a million jobs in November, the largest drop in a single month for 34 years and bringing unemployment to 6.7 per cent. The following day, Mr Obama announced the biggest infrastructure investment since President Dwight Eisenhower created the US highway system in the 1950s. WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT $1T INFRASTRUCTURE STIMULUS??
He proposed government programmes for bridges, roads, broadband internet and schools as well as plans for greater energy efficiency and health spending. The National Bureau of Economic Research has said that America has now been in recession for a year.



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PORTRAIT OF A MONSTER!




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8:00  Today I made a snowman.

8:10  A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.

8:15  So, I made a snow woman.

8:17  The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.

8:20  The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.

8:25  The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28  I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31  The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.

8:40  Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.

8:42  I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a***"

8:45  Local TV news crew shows up.  I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women?  I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.

8:52  My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.

9:00  I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.

9:10  I am asked if I have any accomplices.

9:29  A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

Moral: When it's this cold, stay inside.




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These Teachers Are Under Heat For Their Shocking Student Relationships… A list of 50 hot teachers who had illicit sexual relations with their students. WHERE WERE THEY WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL???


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NOKO BRUTAL OPPRESSIVE REGIME




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The moment a gigantic boar stands on his hind legs to chow down on garbage has been caught on camera — but it’s where the animal is doing it that’s causing concern. Shocked parents taking their kids to school in Hong Kong spotted the huge animal standing on the tips of his hooves to get his head in the dumpster, while two piglets stand next to him.


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A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. She was not aware her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. When her husband came home unexpectedly, she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.
Boy: “Dark in here.”
Man: “Yes it is.”
Boy: “I have a baseball.”
Man: “That’s nice.”
Boy: “Want to buy it?”
Man: “No, thanks.”
Boy: “My dad’s outside.”
Man: “OK, how much?”
Boy: “$250.”
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.
Boy: “Dark in here.”
Man: “Yes, it is.”
Boy: “I have a baseball glove.”
Man: “That’s nice.”
Boy: “Want to buy it?”
Man: “No, thanks.”
Boy: “I’ll tell.”
Man: “How much?”
Boy: “$750.”
Man: “Fine.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!”
The boy says, “I can’t. I sold them.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
The son says, “$1,000.”
The father says, “That’s terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, “Dark in here.”
The priest says, “Don’t start that shit again.”



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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners and asked her students the following question:
“Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”
Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go pee.”
The teacher responded by saying, “That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?”
Sherman said, “I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.”
“That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?”

“I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.”
The teacher fainted…



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Sam and John were out cutting wood when John cut his arm off. Sam remained calm, wrapped the arm in a plastic bag, and took the arm and John to a surgeon. “You are in luck,” said the surgeon. “I am an expert in re-attaching limbs. Come back in four hours when I have completed the operation.”

So Sam returned in four hours and the surgeon said, “I did it faster than I expected. Jon is down at the pub.” Sam rushed down to the pub and was amazed to see John playing darts.

A few weeks later, Sam and John were cutting wood again when John accidentally cut off his leg. Sam put the leg in a plastic bag and took it and John back to the same surgeon. “Legs are harder,” said the surgeon, “but I’ll see what I can do – come back in six hours.”

Sam returned in six hours and the surgeon said, “I finished early – John’s playing football.” Sam went to the field and to his surprise found John kicking 50 meter torpedoes.

A few weeks later, Sam and John were cutting wood again, when John accidentally cut off his own head. Sam put the head in a plastic bag and took it and the rest of John to the surgeon, confident that the skilful surgeon would do the job.

“Gee, heads are really difficult to re-attach,” the surgeon muttered, “but I’ll see what I can do – come back in 12 hours.”

Sam returned in 12 hours. “How did it go, Doc?” he asked. “I’m sorry. John died,” the surgeon replied.

“He suffocated in the plastic bag, you idiot!!”



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