Thursday, September 29, 2016



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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.'

So he tied her up and went golfing.

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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'
'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' 'Can you read this?' the optician asked. 'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'

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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, 'I must tell you all something.
We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.'
'Thank God,' said an elderly nun at the back.
'I'm so tired of chardonay.

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'

The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'

The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

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Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years. 

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Kaepernick & Co. continue their anthem protest, but Americans don’t notice because… they’re NOT watching. Will the NFL allow them to continue their protest if ratings keep falling?

For the third consecutive week, ratings for the National Football League (NFL) have plummeted, as players continue anti-American protests during the playing of the national anthem. This week’s drop-off also coincided with the Monday broadcast of the first presidential debate between Republican nominee Donald Trump and Democrat nominee Hillary Clinton.

Ratings for Sunday Night Football featuring the Chicago Bears and Dallas Cowboys scored a 12.9 Nielsen rating, down from the game’s 13.7 rating last week. Week two, in turn, was down from week one’s 13.9 rating, according to Sports Business Daily. Ratings also dropped more than they did during week three a year ago for the slate of midday regional games, falling by 18 percent.

Monday Night Football performed even worse. Monday’s game between the Atlanta Falcons and the New Orleans Saints received a low 5.7 rating, a 38 percent plunge from week three of last year.

Notably, the game was competing against the first presidential debate between Trump and Clinton, an event that earned the biggest debate audience in U.S. political history. According to CNN Money, the September 26 debate brought in more than 80 million viewers.
Read more: Breitbart

Kaepernick, America has spoken: your 15 minutes are up.


Dr. John Zhang
From Seattle TimesScientists say the first baby has been born from a controversial new technique that combines DNA from three people — the mother, the father and an egg donor. The goal was to prevent the child from inheriting a fatal genetic disease from his mother, who had previously lost two children to the illness.
The birth of the boy is revealed in a research summary published by the journal Fertility & Sterility. Scientists are scheduled to present details at a meeting next month in Salt Lake City.
The magazine New Scientist, which first reported the birth, said the baby was born five months ago to Jordanian parents, and that they were treated in Mexico by a team led by Dr. John Zhang of the New Hope Fertility Center in New York. It’s not clear where the child was born.
The technique is not approved in the United States, but Zhang told the magazine, “To save lives is the ethical thing to do.” A spokesman for the fertility center said Zhang was not available for further comment on Tuesday. Others involved in the research referred questions to Zhang.
The mother carries DNA that could have given her child Leigh syndrome, a severe neurological disorder that usually kills within a few years of birth. Her two previous children died of the disease at 8 months and 6 years, the research summary said.
The technique involved removing some of the mother’s DNA from an egg, and leaving the disease-causing DNA behind. The healthy DNA was slipped into a donor’s egg, which was then fertilized. As a result, the baby inherited DNA from both parents and the egg donor. The technique is sometimes said to produce “three-parent babies,” but the DNA contribution from the egg donor is very small.

Tuesday, September 27, 2016



Keith Scott WAS carrying a stolen gun, police say – and his wife filed for a restraining order against him saying he was armed, violent and had threatened to kill her

  • Keith Scott's gun had been reported stolen, authorities said on Monday
  • A breaking and entering suspect told officials he had sold him the gun 
  • His wife Rakeyia got a restraining order in October last year, records show
  • She wrote: 'He carries a 9mm black' and said he had hit her and a child
  • Scott, 43, was shot and killed Tuesday after a confrontation with Charlotte, North Carolina police 

Keith Scott was carrying a stolen gun when he was shot and killed during a confrontation with police in Charlotte, North Carolina, authorities have said.



is based on Alinsky’s eight steps from democracy to socialist 
society.  Obama quotes him often in his book and Hillary did her 
thesis on Alinsky.




are 8 levels of control that must be obtained before you are able to 
create a socialist/communist State.  The first is the most 


Healthcare: "Control Healthcare and you control the People"  
Poverty:  Increase the Poverty level as high as possible."  
Poor People are easier to control and will not fight back if the 
government is providing everything for them to live. 
Debt: Increase the National Debt to an unsustainable level."  
That way you are able to increase Taxes, and this will produce more 
Gun Control:  Remove the ability to defend themselves from the 
Government.  That way you are able to create a Police State - 
total local control.  
Welfare:  Take control of every aspect of their lives (Food, 
Livestock, Housing, and Income). 
Education:  Take control of what People read & listen to; 
take control of what Children learn in School.  
faith in God from the Government and 
Class Warfare:  Divide the People into the Wealthy against the 
Poor.  Racially divide. This will cause more discontent and it 
will be easier to Tax the Wealthy with full support of the voting 

The bases are all covered!  We are ripe!

Thursday, September 22, 2016


Stone Mountain, Georgia — a city with just over 6,000 residents and a poverty rate well above the national average — has resettled more Syrian refugees than Los Angeles and New York City combined

Since October 1 (the start of the fiscal year), 72 Syrian refugees have been placed in Stone Mountain, State Department data shows. Los Angeles has resettled just 45 Syrian refugees, while NYC has only resettled nine.

Syrians aren’t the only refugees placed in Stone Mountain this year. Since October 1, 299 refugees have been resettled in the Georgia town. That’s roughly five percent of Stone Mountain’s July, 2015 population (6,109, according to U.S. Census data).

The largest group of refugees are from the Democratic Republic of the Congo, which had 83 refugees placed in Stone Mountain.

Another 36 refugees came from Burma, 26 came from Somalia, 21 from the Central African Republic, 18 from Eritrea, 13 from Bhutan, eight from Ethiopia, seven from Afghanistan, six from the Ivory Coast, four from Iraq, two each from Pakistan and Iraq, and one refugee from Sudan.

According to U.S. Census data, the median income in Stone Mountain is $36,444, well below the national average of $53,482. Stone Mountain has a poverty rate of 22.5 percent, which is significantly higher than the national average of 13.5 percent. (RELATED: Nancy Pelosi’s Congressional District Has Taken In Zero Syrian Refugees)

The vast majority (75.2 percent) of the Stone Mountain population is African-American, while just 16.8 percent of the population is white. (RELATED: Leaked Soros Docs: African-Americans Worried Their Children Receiving Less Attention Than Syrian Refugees)

According to U.S. Census data, more than 30 percent of the Stone Mountain population under the age of 65 does not have health insurance — almost triple the national average of 10.5 percent.

As previously reported by The Daily Caller, the vast majority of Syrian refugees resettled in Virginia have been placed in low-income high-poverty cities, far away from the wealthy D.C. suburbs.

Do You Think The Feds Deliberately Put Syrian Refugees In Places With High Poverty Rates?

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Wednesday, September 21, 2016



This is a dynamic list and may never be able to satisfy particular standards for completeness. You can help by expanding it with reliably sourced entries.

Terror attacks by Islamist extremists to further a perceived Islamic religious or political cause have occurred globally. The attackers have used such tactics as arson, vehicle rampage attacks, bomb threats, suicide attacks, bombings, spree shooting, stabbings, hijackings, kidnappings and beheadings. The following is a list of Islamist terrorist attacks that have received significant press coverage since 1980.


Tuesday, September 20, 2016


Here’s a video showing how the Muslim “migrant” invasion has transformed the French capital into a literal garbage dump, with men lounging on mattresses on streets choked with litter and garbage. I recommend you watch the video in full screen to get the maximum impact.

The vagrants are all men, and not just men, but young, able-bodied, military-age males. Where are the pore Muslim women and children of the media’s propaganda?

Muslim riot in Paris:

In August 2016, the French government announced that the number of tourists in the country has fallen by 7% since January. Minister of Foreign Affairs and Tourism Jean-Marc Ayrault acknowledged that “The perception of security risk has had a clear influence on certain travelers, including the wealthiest ones or those from Asia.”
While all of France is affected by the drop in tourist numbers, Paris and Ile-de-France and have been hit particularly hard. The tourism sector in Ile-de-France has lost a billion Euros in sales since January, according to a report of the Regional Tourism Committee (RTC).
But France’s socialist president Fran├žois Hollande, in a speech on September 8, 2016, defended Muslims and called on his country to be “tolerant” and “embrace” Islam.

Monday, September 19, 2016


Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? 

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
What disease did cured ham actually have? 

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? 

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? 

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? 
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
Face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? 

Why, Why, Why
Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? 

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four 
Billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles 
For death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Is there ever a day that sofas
Are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light 

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my 

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.


A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car.  Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt.

After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look at our cars!  There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.  This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

The man replied," I agree with you completely.  This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.  My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of 75 year old scotch didn't break.  Surely God meant for us to drink this vintage delicacy and celebrate our good fortune." Then she handed the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opened it, drank half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."

Adam ate the apple, too!

Men will never learn!


Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself,’Lillian, you should have remained a virgin..’ 
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) 


I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - ‘No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.’ 

- Eleanor Roosevelt 


Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.. 

- Mark Twain 


The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible 

- George Burns 


Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. 

- Victor Borge 


Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. 

- Mark Twain 


By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher 

- Socrates 


I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. 

- Groucho Marx 


My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. 

- Jimmy Durante 


I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. 

- Zsa Zsa Gabor 


Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. 

- Alex Levine 


My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. 

- Rodney Dangerfield 


Money can't buy you happiness .... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. 

- Spike Milligan 


Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP . 

- Joe Namath 


I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap. 

- Bob Hope 


I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.. 

- W. C. Fields 


We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. 

- Will Rogers 


Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. 

- Winston Churchill 


Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.. 

- Phyllis Diller 


By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere. 

- Billy Crystal 

And the cardiologist’s diet: - If it tastes good spit it out.


Where Have You Been?

Wife "Where have you been? You said you'd be done with golf by noon!”

Husband "I'm so sorry Honey... but you probably don't want to hear the reason.”

Wife "I want the truth, and I want it now!”

..."Fine. We finished in under 4 hours, quick beer in the Clubhouse, I hopped in
the car, and would have been here at 12 on the Button. ..... On the way home, I spotted a girl half our age struggling with a flat tire. I changed it in a jiffy, and next she's offering me money.
Of course I refuse it - then she tells me she was headed to the bar at the Sheraton - and begs me to stop so she can buy me a beer. She's such a sweetie, I said yes.
Before you know it, one beer turned to three or four, and I guess we were looking pretty good to each other. Then she tells me she has a room at the Sheraton, less than 50 steps from our table.
She suggested we get some privacy while pulling me by the hand.
Now I'm in her room....clothes are flying ...... the talking stopped....and we proceeded to have sex in every way imaginable. It must have gone on for hours, because before I knew it, the clock says 5:30....... I jumped up, threw my clothes on, ran to the car, and
here I am. ...There. You wanted the truth, and you got it.”

Wife "Bullshit! You played 36 holes, didn't you!!

Thursday, September 15, 2016