Friday, September 2, 2016


Hillary Clinton was recently invited to speak in front of a major gathering of the American Indian Nation in upstate New York. 

She spoke for nearly an hour about her plans for increasing every Native American's standard of living She talked about her experience as a U.S. Senator and how she had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate. 

Despite Hillary being vague about the details of her plans, she seemed enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about her ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers". 

At the end of her speech, the Tribes presented Hillary with
a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name, "Walking Eagle."

Honored and happy with how everything went, Hillary then left to go to a fund raiser, smiling and waving to the crowd from her motorcade. 

A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to choose the new name they had given to Mrs. Clinton. They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to an old bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

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