Friday, February 27, 2015

TBT- WALK THE DINOSAUR


WORD SCRAMBLE



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You are going to like this one. Someone put a lot of thought into this one. 

     
     
This is one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in a while.
Someone out there
Must be "deadly" at Scrabble.
Wait till you see the last one!

It's going to be hard to top because
It fits to a "T"

 
PRESBYTERIAN
When you rearrange the letters:

BEST IN PRAYER

 
ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:

MOON STARER

 
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:

A ROPE ENDS IT

 
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

 
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

 
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

 
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM

 
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

 
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters: 

LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

 
SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters: 

ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

 
A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters:

I'M A DOT IN PLACE

 
THE EARTHQUAKES
When you rearrange the letters:

THAT QUEER SHAKE

 
ELEVEN PLUS TWO
When you rearrange the letters:

TWELVE PLUS ONE

 

AND FINALLY….

  
  
 

FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

 
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
When you rearrange the letters:

"An Arab Backed Imposter"

 
Bet your friends haven't seen this one!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 


Thursday, February 26, 2015

VERTICAL HARVEST



Vertical farm can make 44,000 pounds of tomatoes on the side of a parking lot

Project lets Wyoming town keep growing food all year long

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NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE EFFECT OF A BAD HAIRCUT


Teen girls leave home to join ISIS


Haikus vs Limericks

OK, I stole it but it's still funny!

Haikus vs Limericks

Notamobster at The Real Revo just ran a piece about haikus, "Happy Humpday Haiku Hysteria", with the general opinion that they're kind of, umm, lame.  I have to agree… 
Here's one I wrote that kind of proves that:
Rinos and Leftists
Roam the countryside, mindless,
Buttheads run amok.
I guess I'm more of a limerick guy…here's a couple, which kind of say the same thing, but I like them a lot better:
The people who work for Obama
Distract us with fiction and drama.
Our friends shed a tear,
And our enemies jeer,
But we'll deal with the self-induced trauma.
The left knows they have to move fast…
Their socialist dreams are half assed…
They think it's their game,
But their pitcher is lame,
and Freedom is gonna bat last.
What do you think?

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

SADIE THEN AND NOW

“And, and, and, if I was famous, so, I would still love the Lord. I would not just remember about myself. I would love the Lord.”



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CAULIFLOWER MASHED TATERS


CAULIFLOWER MASHED TATERS

Oh my gosh!!!! These are amazing!!!!

1 head cauliflower, cut in pieces
1 garlic clove...
4 oz cream cheese, room temperature
3 Tbsp cream
1 1/2 tsp chicken bouillon
1/4 tsp black pepper
2 Tbsp Parmesan cheese

In a medium pot, bring 4 cups water to a boil. Add 1 tsp salt, cauliflower and garlic clove. Boil till soft.
Drain, and place in a blender. Add all other ingredients and blend till creamy. Serve immediately.

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Net Neutrality: "Solution That Won't Work to a Problem That Doesn't Exist"

FCC Commissioner Ajit Pai: Net Neutrality is a "Solution That Won't Work to a Problem That Doesn't Exist"

 

ARTICLE HERE

OH MY GOODNESS CORN CASEROLE





Corn Casserole
1 can whole kernel corn, drained
1 can creamed corn
2 eggs beaten
1 stick butter, melted
4 heaping T. all purpose flour
2 T. sugar
1/4 C. diced green pepper (you can use red, I only had green)
1 C. whole milk
1/2 C. shredded cheddar cheese
1/4 tsp each salt and pepper
Combine all ingredients and pour into a greased casserole dish. Bake at 350 degrees for 1 hr. 20 min.

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

NO! AL SHARPTON DID WHAT???

HEY RUDY! CJ THINKS SO TOO!


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TAKE MY ASS TO JAIL!


A Texas State trooper pulled a car over on I-35 about 2 miles south of Waco Texas. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Austin Texas to do a show for the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.

The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.

While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the State Troopers car. A drunken good old boy from central Texas got out, watched the performance, then went over to the Trooper's car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the State car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.


 The drunk replied, “You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.”