Tuesday, March 27, 2012

All he had to buy was fava beans and a nice chianti












Russian police have arrested an alleged serial killer on charges of murder and cannibalism.
Investigators caught Bychkov by accident. Initially, he was detained in connection with an investigation of theft from a local store. During questioning Alexander Bychkov suddenly began to talk about the corpses that he had buried near his house.
Bychkov killed his victims with a knife, then cut them up and ate their livers. “We can confirm cannibalism took place,” said senior law enforcement source.

http://en.rian.ru/crime/20120326/172397415.html

NO JUMP DUNK

FABIO'S PERFECT SAVORY PANCAKES

Dalai Lama On Man

Monday, March 26, 2012

MORE ANTIOXIDANTS THAN FRESH FRUIT!















PLAIN POPCORN may be better for your health than certain fruits and vegetables, researchers have discovered.
A scientific study has shown that the crunchy grain snack has higher antioxidant levels than many fresh, healthy foods like apples, bananas and carrots.


Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/a-bowl-full-popcorn-a-day-doctor-researchers-insist-article-1.1051224#ixzz1qI1hy0fR

Is This "HOPE N' CHANGE"?












There's no doubt that the shooting death of black teen Trayvon Martin was a tragedy. But exactly what kind of tragedy remains unclear.

Was this an innocent black kid executed by a racist with an itchy trigger finger, or a civic-minded crimewatch volunteer whose life was ruined when he was bloodily beaten by a 6'2" football player and subsequently felt compelled to defend himself with a gun?

Honestly, we don't know. And neither does Barack Obama, who has chosen to take sides anyway, based entirely on the skin color of the participants - and not so subtly try to enflame racial tensions just in time for his reelection campaign. And that is a tragedy of national proportion.

Regarding the shooting, Obama bemoaned the fact that "if I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon," and then said that all Americans need to do some "soul searching" about the incident. But why? What do the rest of us have to do with any of this? The direct implication is that Americans are, at heart, dangerous ugly-minded racists who need to work up at least a little residual White Guilt by Election Day. http://hopenchangecartoons.blogspot.com/2012/03/hot-topic.html 

INTROVERT MYTHS

Myth #1 – Introverts don’t like to talk.
This is not true. Introverts just don’t talk unless they have something to say. They hate small talk. Get an introvert talking about something they are interested in, and they won’t shut up for days.
Myth #2 – Introverts are shy.
Shyness has nothing to do with being an Introvert. Introverts are not necessarily afraid of people. What they need is a reason to interact. They don’t interact for the sake of interacting. If you want to talk to an Introvert, just start talking. Don’t worry about being polite.
Myth #3 – Introverts are rude.
Introverts often don’t see a reason for beating around the bush with social pleasantries. They want everyone to just be real and honest. Unfortunately, this is not acceptable in most settings, so Introverts can feel a lot of pressure to fit in, which they find exhausting.
Myth #4 – Introverts don’t like people.
On the contrary, Introverts intensely value the few friends they have. They can count their close friends on one hand. If you are lucky enough for an introvert to consider you a friend, you probably have a loyal ally for life. Once you have earned their respect as being a person of substance, you’re in.
Myth #5 – Introverts don’t like to go out in public.
Nonsense. Introverts just don’t like to go out in public FOR AS LONG. They also like to avoid the complications that are involved in public activities. They take in data and experiences very quickly, and as a result, don’t need to be there for long to “get it.” They’re ready to go home, recharge, and process it all. In fact, recharging is absolutely crucial for Introverts.
Myth #6 – Introverts always want to be alone.
Introverts are perfectly comfortable with their own thoughts. They think a lot. They daydream. They like to have problems to work on, puzzles to solve. But they can also get incredibly lonely if they don’t have anyone to share their discoveries with. They crave an authentic and sincere connection with ONE PERSON at a time.
Myth #7 – Introverts are weird.
Introverts are often individualists. They don’t follow the crowd. They’d prefer to be valued for their novel ways of living. They think for themselves and because of that, they often challenge the norm. They don’t make most decisions based on what is popular or trendy.
Myth #8 – Introverts are aloof nerds.
Introverts are people who primarily look inward, paying close attention to their thoughts and emotions. It’s not that they are incapable of paying attention to what is going on around them, it’s just that their inner world is much more stimulating and rewarding to them.
Myth #9 – Introverts don’t know how to relax and have fun.
Introverts typically relax at home or in nature, not in busy public places. Introverts are not thrill seekers and adrenaline junkies. If there is too much talking and noise going on, they shut down. Their brains are too sensitive to the neurotransmitter called Dopamine. Introverts and Extroverts have different dominant neuro-pathways. Just look it up.
Myth #10 – Introverts can fix themselves and become Extroverts.
Introverts cannot “fix themselves” and deserve respect for their natural temperament and contributions to the human race. In fact, one study (Silverman, 1986) showed that the percentage of Introverts increases with IQ.

THESE KIDS TODAY


http://www.insidehighered.com/quicktakes/2012/03/23/student-tased-after-outburst-class

Sunday, March 25, 2012

The Genius Says They Punch Above Their Weight

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Friends of George Zimmerman, the neighborhood watch volunteer who shot and killed an unarmed teen in Florida last month, have come forward to say the 28-year-old acted in self-defense and is not a racist.
Joe Oliver, who said he has known Zimmerman for a decade, said his friend "couldn't stop crying" for days after he fatally shot 17-year-old Trayvon Martin, on Feb. 26.
Oliver, who appeared on ABC's "Good Morning America" on Sunday alongside Zimmerman's lawyer, Craig Sonner, said Zimmerman initially thought the incident would "blow over," but is now in hiding and fears for his life.
"Someone... put a $10,000 bounty out on his head," Oliver told ABC News, referring to the sum the New Black Panther Party has offered for Zimmerman's "capture."
"I'd like to know what makes that person any better than the person they think George is."


Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/trayvon-martin-case-friends-george-zimmerman-defense-racist-fears-life-article-1.1050568#ixzz1q92FTQKw

Saturday, March 24, 2012

IF I WERE THE DEVIL

“If I were the devil, I wouldn’t be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree — Thee. So I’d set about however necessary to take over the United States. I’d subvert the churches first — I would begin with a campaign of whispers. With the wisdom of a serpent, I would whisper to you as I whispered to Eve: ‘Do as you please. Do as you please.’
“To the young, I would whisper, ‘The Bible is a myth.’ I would convince them that man created God instead of the other way around. I would confide that what is bad is good, and what is good is ‘square.’ And the old, I would teach to pray. I would teach them to pray after me, ‘Our Father, which art in Washington…’
“And then I’d get organized. I’d educate authors on how to make lurid literature exciting, so that anything else would appear dull and uninteresting. I’d threaten TV with dirtier movies and vice versa. I’d pedal narcotics to whom I could. I’d sell alcohol to ladies and gentlemen of distinction. I’d tranquilize the rest with pills.
“If I were the devil I’d soon have families that war with themselves, churches that war with themselves, and nations that war with themselves; until each in its turn was consumed. And with promises of higher ratings I’d have mesmerizing media fanning the flames. If I were the devil I would encourage schools to refine young intellects, and neglect to discipline emotions — just let those run wild, until before you knew it, you’d have to have drug sniffing dogs and metal detectors at every schoolhouse door.
“Within a decade I’d have prisons overflowing, I’d have judges promoting pornography — soon I could evict God from the courthouse, and then the schoolhouse, and then from the houses of Congress. And in His own churches I would substitute psychology for religion, and deify science. I would lure priests and pastors into misusing boys and girls, and church money. If I were the devil I’d make the symbols of Easter an egg and the symbol of Christmas a bottle.
“If I were the devil I’d take from those, and who have, and give to those wanted until I had killed the incentive of the ambitious. What do you bet I could get whole states to promote gambling as the way to get rich? I would question against extremes and hard work, and Patriotism, and moral conduct. I would convince the young that marriage is old-fashioned, that swinging more fun, that what you see on the TV is the way to be. And thus I could undress you in public, and I could lure you into bed with diseases for which there is no cure. In other words, if I were the devil I’d keep on doing on what he’s doing. Paul Harvey, good day.”

Did Paul Harvey’s 1965 Broadcast “If I Were the Devil” Predict America’s Downfall?

Friday, March 23, 2012

WHO WAS THE REAL VICTIM??











Almost all of the news items about George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin contains a combination of false statements, opinions presented as facts, transparent distortions, and a complete absence of some of the most relevant details. Almost all news items are written soley from the point of view of the grieving family. The media also fills their articles with outdated baby-faced pictures of Trayvon. Very few include that he was a towering 6'2” football player.


Literally thousands of articles contain at least one false statement in the first couple of lines. They usually read "George ZImmerman, a white man," or "shoot by a white man." Zimmerman is described by family as a multiracial Hispanic. His appearance is clearly that of a Latino/Mestizo individual. However, the media wants him to be white because that better fits the political narrative they are trying to artificially create.

Continue reading on Examiner.com Zimmerman was on the ground being punched when he shot Trayvon Martin - Charleston Charleston Conservative | Examiner.com 


Witness says 6' 2" Martin attacked Zimmerman and was om top beating him when Zimmerman shot him.

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Teenager arrested for comments made on Facebook page



















Ahmed has been charged with a racially aggravated public order offence and will appear at Dewsbury Magistrates Court on 20 March 2011.

Read more: http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/321102#ixzz1pTR5nLUc

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Thursday, March 15, 2012

When Jerry Tells His Old Stories I See Them In Technicolor!

Obama's image sparks outrage












An American flag with President Obama's image in place of the stars flew over a Florida county's Democrat headquarters long enough to enrage local veterans who called the altered banner "a disgrace."
Lake County Democratic Party officials took down the flag, which flew just below a standard Old Glory on the flagpole outside headquarters in Tavares following complaints by local veterans. But merely taking it down wasn't enough for several local veterans, who said they fought for the flag Betsy Ross made famous, not one with a politician on it.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/03/14/us-flag-depicting-president-obama-removed-from-floridas-lake-county-democratic/#ixzz1pDhgNz1s

The final insult to veterans? The flag is made in China.



I guess the Obama Constitution is next!

BIRD BRAINED IDEA

REDNECK MANNERS

TIPS FROM THE REDNECK BOOK OF MANNERS
1.
Never take a beer to a job interview.
2.
Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3.
It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.
4.
If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
5.
Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.

DINING OUT
1.
If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.
2.
Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs.

ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME
1.
A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
2.
Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are.

PERSONAL HYGIENE
1.
While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys
2.
Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.
3.
Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.

DATING (OUTSIDE THE FAMILY)
1.
Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
2.
Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: 'I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago.'
3.
Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; others might say 'Monday.' If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
4.
Always have a positive comment about your date's appearance, such as, 'Ya'll sure don't sweat much for a fat gal.'

WEDDINGS
1.
Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2.
Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
3.
For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create too sporty an appearance.
4.
Though uncomfortable, say 'yes' to socks and shoes for this special occasion.
5.
It is not appropriate to tell the groom how good his wife is in the sack.

DRIVING ETIQUETTE
1.
Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight.
2.
When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
3.
Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
4.
When sending your wife/girlfriend down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
5.
Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
6.
Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

TWO REASONS WHY IT IS HARD TO SOLVE A REDNECK MURDER:
1.
All the DNA is the same.
2.
There are no dental records

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

WHITE GIRLS SAY WHY THEY LIKE BLACK MEN BETTER


Peaches


If some of you do not like jokes with the word fuzzy
You can just skip this one


BEING A FARMER IS TOUGH
A farmer was selling his peaches door to door.  He knocked on a door and a shapely 30 something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.  He raised his basket to show her the peaches and said "Would you like to buy some peaches?"
She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked "Are they as firm as this?"
He nodded and said "Yes ma'am" and a tear ran from his eye.
Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking "Are they nice and pink like this?"
The farmer said "Yes" and a tear came from his other eye.
Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked "Are they as fuzzy as this?"
He again said "Yes" and broke down crying.
She asked "Why on earth are you crying?"
Drying his eyes he replied "The drought got my corn.  The flood got my soy beans.  A tornado leveled my barn and now I think I'm going to get f***** out of my peaches."

PROGRESSIVE EUROPE: Christians have no right to wear cross at work










In a highly significant move, ministers will fight a case at the European Court of Human Rights in which two British women will seek to establish their right to display the cross.
It is the first time that the Government has been forced to state whether it backs the right of Christians to wear the symbol at work.

Monday, March 12, 2012

TEACH THOSE KIDS GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP!










Losing Coach Bites Off Winner’s Ear

A middle school basketball rivalry took a violent turn on Friday, one police said led to one coach biting off part of another’s ear.
After two sixth grade teams played at the Holy Name School in Springfield, Mass., for the boy's championship basketball game, police received a report of a disturbance.
Police said the assistant coach of the losing team, Timothy Lee Forbes, 34, of Springfield assaulted the coach of the winning team after the game and bit off part of his ear.

YOU'VE BEEN SLIMED!

Sunday, March 11, 2012

NON-LETHAL HEAT WAVE WEAPON














QUANTICO US MARINE CORPS BASE, Virginia — A sensation of unbearable, sudden heat seems to come out of nowhere -- this wave, a strong electromagnetic beam, is the latest non-lethal weapon unveiled by the US military this week.
"You're not gonna see it, you're not gonna hear it, you're not gonna smell it: you're gonna feel it," explained US Marine Colonel Tracy Taffola, director the Joint Non-Lethal Weapons Directorate, Marine Corps Base Quantico, at a demonstration for members of the media.
The effect is so repellant, the immediate instinct is to flee -- and quickly, as experienced by AFP at the presentation.
Taffola is quick also to point out the "Active Denial System" beam, while powerful and long-range, some 1000 meters (0.6 miles), is the military's "safest non-lethal capability" that has been developed over 15 years but never used in the field.

WHY MEN DON'T EAT SALADS

Young Bill + Hill

Saturday, March 10, 2012

AWESOME Panoarmas & 3D Virtual Tours of the Most Beautiful Places

Click on the below City Names & enjoy !
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Victoria Falls, Zambia. Venezuela, Surroundings of Angel Falls, Venezuela. Angel falls, Venezuela. Kalyan Minaret, Bukhara, Uzbekistan. Miami, USA. Las Vegas, USA. Lake Powell, USA. Manhattan, New York, USA. Golden Gate Bridge, San Francisco, USA. MillenniumUN Plaza Hotel, New York, USA. Oahu, Hawaii, USA. Las Vegas, Nevada, USA. Millennium UN Plaza Hotel, New York, USA. Golden Gate Bridge, USA. Statue of Liberty, New York, USA. Manhattan, New York, USA. Hollywood, California, USA. San Juan and Colorado rivers, USA. Goosenecks, Utah, USA. Mono Lake, California, USA. Millennium UN Plaza Hotel, New York, USA. Chicago, Illinois, USA. Los Angeles, California, USA. Kiev, Ukraine. Ay-Petri, Ukraine. Dubai, UAE. Dubai, Islands, UAE. Palm Jumeirah, Dubai, UAE. Bangkok, Thailand. Sankt-Moritz, Switzerland. Cape Good Hope, South Africa. Cape-Town, South Africa. Moscow, MSU, Russia. Moscow, Kremlin, Bolotnaya Square , Russia. Moscow, Russia. Moscow Kremlin, Russia. 55.748765;37.540841, Russia. Moscow City, Russia. Kremlin, Moscow, Russia. Moscow City, Russia. Trinity Lavra of Sait Sergius, Russia. Saint-Petersburg, Russia. New Jerusalem Monastery, Russia. Saint Petersburg, Russia. Novodevichy Convent. Moscow, Russia. Ramenki,Moscow, Russia. MKAD, Moscow, Russia. Moscow, Russia. Moscow, Russia. Krokus Expo Center, Moscow, Russia. Moscow Region, Russia. Moeraki Boulders, New Zealand. Fiordland, New Zealand. Nepal, Nepal. Maldives, Maldives. Kuala-Lumpur, Malaysia. Grimsvotn, Iceland. Amsterdam, Holland. Neuschwanstein Castle, Germany. Egyptian Pyramids, Egypt. Hong Kong, China. The Iguassu Falls, Brazil. Twelve Apostles Marine National Park, Australia. Sydney, Australia. Buenos Aires, Argentina. .
 

Ho Lee Xit

Dog For Sale ------Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. 
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese Street name, Ho Lee Xit. 


 

So long Alabama. hello Kalifornia.


ADIOS       ALABAMA


Illegal       immigrants are boycotting ALABAMA by the       thousands, showing their outrage with ALABAMA's controversial new SB-1070 law       by moving elsewhere.

In the small town of HOOVER, AL, south of BIRMINGHAM, Manuel Renaldo is one of those who is       punishing ALABAMA by leaving. As he loaded his car       with his belongings and family of ten, Renaldo told this reporter through       an interpreter, "It's a matter of principle; I refuse to be supported by a       state that treats me like a criminal!"


The       effects of the exodus are being felt by ALABAMA retailers, who are reporting       dwindling sales of beer, spray paint, and ammunition. Also hit hard are       the states hospitals, which have reported a dramatic decline in       unreimbursed births and emergency room visits. Tattoo parlors are in a       state of panic.

Renaldo told a reporter through an interpreter that       he and his family are moving to 
California,
a       Democratic State that will support him and his family with       dignity!

Kind       of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it!
     

Friday, March 9, 2012

Brazilian sunbathers rescue 30 beached dolphins


A remarkable video shows sunbathers at a beach in Rio de Janeiro rushing into the water to save a pod of 30 dolphins that suddenly beached en masse. The video shows the rescuers successfully dragging the dolphins by their tails back into the water.

Read more: http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/320944#ixzz1ogPwQKyx

THE ONLY CAT I'D LIKE RUNNING AROUND MY KITCHEN



















Iron Chef Cat Cora

SUMBODDY GUTTA DIE


PDS EXCLUSIVE: Notorious B.I.G. - Think B.I.G. (Tribute Video) from pleasedontstare.com on Vimeo.

We usually judge a person by their friends and associates

Jeremiah Wright, Bill Ayers, Bernardine Dohrn, Bill Maher, Cornel West, Kwame Kilpatrick, Tony' Rezko, Alex Giannoulias, Marilyn Katz, Jim Johnson, ACORN, Valerie Jarrett.

SEE TAG FOR CLEANING INSTRUCTIONS

Thursday, March 8, 2012

THEY PICKED THE RIGHT GUY TO PLAY FORREST GUMP!

New iBama Tablet

The new iBama comes with a handy Geography app listing the locations and capitals of all 57 states.


“No more dropped connections, no more stuttering video,” Cook effervesced. “You’ll get strong clear, reception anywhere you travel, whether it’s Martha’s Vineyard, Vail, Hawaii, Spain, Rio, or even your local Ray’s Hell Burger.”
Although some documentation, such as its original, long-form Certificate of Authenticity and the test results from various universities’ performance evaluations, will not be included with the iBama, Mr. Cook airily dismissed concerns over the omission. He emphasized that the wondrous device should be “judged on performance, not rumors,” and reminded potential buyers they should instead focus on “the many positive reviews it’s received from all the major news networks, give or take one.”

He also noted that “people need to accept that its eco-friendly all-electric design really is the future of computing in America, despite some in the right-wing media havingexaggerated the tendency of its batteries to burst into flame.”

To Condoms: With Love

Contraception in the form of any pill is useful, but does not protect against disease. And as we were reminded this week from the Colbert Report, in talking about the politics of contraception: "Chlamydia is not a flower." 


The Centers for Disease Control (CDC) estimates that approximately 19 million new STD infections occur each year in the United States - almost half of them among young people 15 - 24 years of age. In addition to youth, women and minorities are also severely affected.
Chlamydia remains the most commonly reported infectious disease in the U.S. CDC estimates that 2.8 million new infections occur each year. Based on estimates from national surveys conducted from 1999-2008, Chlamydia prevalence is 6.8% among sexually active females aged 14-19 years.
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/love-and-gratitude/201203/condoms-love-and-no-thanks-controversy

BREAKTHROUGH! Antibody stops Alzheimer’s damage


Alzheimer's disease is characterized by abnormal deposits in the brain of the protein Amyloid-ß, which induces the loss of connections between neurons, called synapses.
Now, scientists at UCL have discovered that specific antibodies that block the function of a related protein, called Dkk1, are able to completely suppress the toxic effect of Amyloid-ß on synapses. The findings are published March 6 in theJournal of Neuroscience.