Peaches

If some of you do not like jokes with the word fuzzy

You can just skip this one

BEING A FARMER IS TOUGH

A farmer was selling his peaches door to door.  He knocked on a door and a shapely 30 something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.  He raised his basket to show her the peaches and said "Would you like to buy some peaches?"

She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked "Are they as firm as this?"

He nodded and said "Yes ma'am" and a tear ran from his eye.

Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking "Are they nice and pink like this?"

The farmer said "Yes" and a tear came from his other eye.

Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked "Are they as fuzzy as this?"

He again said "Yes" and broke down crying.

She asked "Why on earth are you crying?"

Drying his eyes he replied "The drought got my corn.  The flood got my soy beans.  A tornado leveled my barn and now I think I'm going to get f***** out of my peaches."