Sunday, September 30, 2012

Muslims torch Buddhist temples, homes in Bangladesh

COX'S BAZAR, Bangladesh (Reuters) - Hundreds of Muslims in Bangladesh burned at least four Buddhist temples and 15 homes of Buddhists on Sunday after complaining that a Buddhist man had insulted Islam, police and residents said.
Members of the Buddhist minority in the Cox's Bazar area in the southeast of the country said unidentified people were bent on upsetting peaceful relations between Muslims and Buddhists.

Muslims took to the streets in the area late on Saturday to protest against what they said was a photograph posted on Facebook that insulted Islam.
The protesters said the picture had been posted by a Buddhist and they marched to Buddhist villages and set fire to temples and houses.

TO OUR VETERANS PAST AND PRESENT- IF TEARS FOLLOW IT'S OK.


Miniatur Wunderland


The official video about Miniatur Wunderland Hamburg, the largest model railway in the world, and one of the most successful tourist attractions in Germany. On the 1.300 m² large layout, far more than a thousand trains, aircrafts, cars and ships move about. A wonder of the world in miniature. Please, find more information on http://www.miniatur-wunderland.com

99 PROBLEMS

!!WARNING EXPLICIT!!

It's a Rich Christian Conservative's Fault!


HERE'S JODI!!! 092712


Saturday, September 29, 2012

092912

The penis is mightier than the sword

A century ago Muslims represented about 12.4% of the world's population 1. Today it is almost 25%. By 2025 it will be the world's dominant religion. By 2100 it will be the only religion, assuming the Democrats stay in power.
A rather bold assertion. But consider this: the average Muslim woman has 6 children. 2 A Muslim man with 4 wives can have dozens of these little buggers. Non-Muslims are hardly reproducing at all. 3 Do the math.
Osama bin Laden (circled in photo above - click for larger image) is one of 52 to 57 children 4, no one knows the exact number. The penis is mightier than the sword. Islam will do with sheer numbers what no weapon can ever accomplish. ORIGINAL ARTICLE

LENO: WE WASTE A LOT OF TIME


Repartée





1. Thomas Reed vs. Henry Clay
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2. Winston Churchill vs. Lady Astor
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3. NYC Mayor Ed Koch vs. Andrew Kirtzman, after the reporter insisted on pressing a point about an inconsistent statement Koch had made
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4. Groucho Marx vs. A contestant on   Y ou Bet Your Life, after the contestant revealed that he was a father of 10
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5. Abraham Lincoln vs. Stephen Douglas, after Douglas called him two-faced during a debate
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6.   Pierre Trudeau vs. Richard Nixon, upon hearing that Nixon had called him an asshole
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8. Oscar Wilde vs. Lewis Morris Morris had just been passed over for the Poet Laureateship
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9. Miriam Hopkins vs. An anonymous singer
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10. James McNeill Whistler vs. Oscar Wilde, after Whistler had made a particularly witty observation
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11. Senator Fritz Hollings vs. Henry McMastor, when challenged by his Republican opponent during a televised debate to take a drug test
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12. Bill Clinton vs. Dan Quayle, after Quayle revealed that he planned to be a pit bull in the 1992 campaign against Clinton and Gore
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13. Reverend Edward Everett Hale vs. The U.S. Senate ,   when asked if he prayed for the Senators
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14. Edna Ferber vs. Noel Coward …   Coward was remarking upon the fact that Ferber was wearing a tailored suit
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15. Henry Clay vs. Massachusetts Senator Daniel Webster   after seeing a pack of mules walk by
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16. Winston Churchill vs. A Member of Parliament
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17. Calvin Coolidge vs. Some random lady at a White House dinner
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18. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart vs. An admirer
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MSNBC??? WHAT'S THE POINT???


Dearborn last night

The Dearborn organizers seek an international law banning what they define as anti-Mohammed speech that would supersede American law.

Organizer Tarek Baydoun says that so-called blasphemy laws are necessary to prevent speech that hurts ”the religious feelings of Muslims.”

 

Man Shoots Himself on FOX NEWS


Aired on LIVE TV 9/28/12 Fox News has apologized for this accidental airing.

Friday, September 28, 2012

TYPICAL OBAMA SUPPORTERS




Why you shouldn't vote for Obama

  • William Bennett outlines five reasons Obama should not serve a second term
  • First, he says, Obama has not gotten the U.S. out of its dire economic straits
  • Bennett: Obamacare is a costly federal mandate that amounts to huge tax increase
  • Bennett: He has broken promises, bypassed Congress, mishandled foreign policy

Why you shouldn't vote for Obama

By William J. Bennett, CNN Contributor
updated 2:34 PM EDT, Thu September 27, 2012
 

BIG FISH!

BEST PART HE SWIMS AWAY

On Friday, September 21, a group of 30 anglers from a Kamloops accounting firm caught a 1000 pound sturgeon. The group was on a team building fishing trip with Great River Fishing Adventures on the Fraser River near Chilliwack. The firm's owner Norman Daley hooked the monster fish which weighed five times more than him.

The sturgeon was 11 feet eight inches long and had a massive five foot girth tape measured below the pectoral fins. Although impossible to weigh fish in the river based on its measurements charts indicate that the sturgeon caught would weigh about 1,000+ pounds.

Thursday, September 27, 2012

092712

THE END OF MEN

AND THE RISE OF WOMEN






BIBI SLAMS IT!


Some quotes from the Prime Minister that will be hard to forget. (Mitt Romney should seriously consider hiring Netanyahu's speechwriter.) Note: These quotes are not sequential.

"Militant jihadists behave much differently than secular Marxists."
"They want to drag humanity back to an age of unquestioning dogma... ultimately, they will fail. Light will penetrate the darkness."
"It's because Israel cherishes life that Israel cherishes peace, and seeks peace."
"The Jewish people have come home. We will never be uprooted again."
"For today a great battle is being waged between the modern and medieval."
"Israel stands proudly with the forces of modernity. We protect the rights of all our citizens."
Bibi also directly called out Palestinian Prime Minister Mahmoud Abbas, saying: "I say to him, and I say to you, we won't solve our conflict with libelous speeches at the UN."

And then he pulled out a chart to describe the threat of a nuclear Iran:

READ IT HERE

WHOLE SPEECH HERE
 

EAT UR VEGGIES!


ONE MORE SUSPICIOUS LINK

1979 article ties 'Obama's real father' to Saudi financier?

Vernon Jarrett was close friend of communist Frank Marshall Davis

NEW YORK – The recently discovered 1979 newspaper article by Vernon Jarrett – the father-in-law of senior White House adviser Valerie Jarrett, opens a new dimension to understanding Obama’s youth, as Vernon Jarrett was a close friend of Obama’s Communist Party-activist mentor, Frank Marshall Davis.

The connections were not lost on Joel Gilbert, the filmmaker whose documentary “Dreams from My Real Father” argues Davis, a card-carrying member of the Communist Party USA, was the biological as well as ideological father of Barack Obama, not the Kenyan who came to the University of Hawaii in 1959.

In the column, which originally appeared in the Chicago Tribune Nov. 2, 1979, Jarrett reported a proposal by Islamic radical and former Black Panther Khalid Abdullah Tariq al-Monsour, the lawyer previously known as Donald Warden, to work on behalf of Saudi Arabia and OPEC to provide $20 million for 10 years to aid 10,000 minority students each year.

“Remarkably,” he continued, “Obama was in Chicago at the time, and Jarrett was on the scene to find politically favorable funding from a former Black Panther turned Black Muslim in the person of Khalid Al-Monsour, who had a convenient relationship with one of the richest men in the world – Saudi Prince Al-Waleed bin Talal.”

Gilbert carried the relationships full circle. As a former colleague of Davis in Chicago, he said, Jarrett had reason to want to connect Obama with al-Mansour’s funding program.
“But it doesn’t end there,” Gilbert continued. “Very possibly, Jarrett helped finance Frank’s son, possibly explaining why Obama would later return to use the connection once again, when he sought to get his wife, Michelle Obama, hired into Chicago Mayor Harold Washington’s office by none other than Valerie Jarrett, daughter-in-law of Vernon Jarrett.”
Gilbert noted the 1979 article also sheds light on the claim that veteran New York power broker and well-known attorney Percy Sutton intervened at the request of al-Mansour to write a letter of recommendation to get Obama into Harvard Law School.
“All it would have taken was for Vernon Jarrett to introduce Obama, the son of Frank Marshall Davis, to Al-Monsour,” Gilbert continued.

 READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE

WAKE THE F___ UP!

I'm sure OBAMA approves of this kind of sick, pathetic, crap! DO NOT WATCH IF THE F BOMB OFFENDS!! All the people who lost their jobs, their homes, can't get jobs, their underage teenage daughters got abortions they didn't even know about, whose 9 yo girls run around dropping the F BOMB, all because of his policies are gonna wake the F up and vote for him? Informed seniors? I DON'T THINK SO!!! This add paid for by the JEWISH CENTER FOR RESEARCH AND EDUCATION? I DON'T THINK SO!!! (It's a fake Jewish organization funded by George Soros).

THE LAST COWBOY SONG


Wednesday, September 26, 2012

092612

IF GREECE AND GERMANY WERE A COUPLE


She's German. He's Greek.

Greece has a secret affair with Spain and he neglects Germany in bed,so she is a bit stiff and bitter.She tries to make an affair with Britain but Britons don't have sex,as we all know,so she's
stuck with Greece and tries.
Moral of the story is that Europeans need to start f*cking eachother.

WHAT WE COULD LEARN FROM THE DUTCH

The Dutch are known for their liberal attitudes toward sex and drugs: while not officially legal, marijuana use and sale in “coffee shops” is tolerated in The Netherlands, as is prostitution, most notoriously in the street windows of Amsterdam’s red light district. Pragmatism, the Dutch have long believed, is better than punitive prohibition — and they’ve got lots of data on their side.While 12% of the American population has smoked marijuana in the last month, for example, the same is true of only 5% of citizens of The Netherlands. (More on Time.com: 5 Little-Known Truths About American Sex Lives)
As Salon reports, this practical attitude — and data favoring it — extends to teenage sex. Two-thirds of Dutch parents allow their 15-to-17-year-old children to sleep with their partners in their homes, according to a 2003 survey cited by the Salon post.
But rather than resulting in crazed teen orgies and high rates of teen pregnancy, abortion or transmission of STDs, the Dutch have far lower rates of these problems than the U.S. For example, the teen pregnancy rate in the Netherlands is just 12 pregnancies per 1,000 girls aged 15 to 19. In the staid U.S., there are 72 pregnancies per 1,000 girls the same age. The Dutch teen abortion rate is 20% lower than that in the U.S. And the rate of HIV infection in America is three times higher than in The Netherlands. (More on Time.com: Study: ‘Hyper-Texting’ Teens More Likely to Have Had Sex, Tried Drugs)

Why Sex Doesn’t Gross You Out

If you think about it, sex is actually sort of disgusting, what with all the sweat, saliva, fluids and smells. So much so that a group of researchers from the Netherlands got to thinking, How do people enjoy sex at all?
According to their small new study, people — at least women — may be able to get over the “ick” factor associated with sex by getting turned on. Sexual arousal overrides the natural disgust response, the researchers found, and allows women to willingly engage in behaviors that they might normally find repugnant.

SPAIN NOW, AMERICA WITH 4 MORE YEARS OF OBAMA


Skirmishes continue between protesters and riot police in Madrid, with cops firing rubber bullets and tear gas at the crowd. Fourteen people have been injured and 22 arrested, local media report.
Riot Police belted protesters, dragging some them by the arms and legs, who had tried to get through police lines. An uneasy order was restored and police have brought in reinforcements and have begun to try and disperse the crowd.

PA high school band celebrates 1917 Bolshevik Revolution

For its halftime performance, the marching band of New Oxford High School (NOHS) in New Oxford, Pennsylvania, commemorated Russia’s 1917 Bolshevik Revolution that began in St. Petersberg. That revolution was the world’s first successful communist revolution that, after a 3-year civil war,  installed the Soviet Union, the world’s first Marxist communist state.
Todd Starnes reports for Fox News, Sept. 24, 2012, that the band chose “St. Petersburg: 1917″ as its theme for the halftime performance, replete with red flags, olive military-style uniforms, and giant hammers and sickles.

TOP TEN WHY A CHAIR IS BETTER

AND an empty chair attends all intelligence briefings~!

No regrets calling out the Commies


APORKALYPSE NOW!

News of unavoidable bacon shortage clogs the arteries of Twitter's servers- SAY IT ISN'T SO!

Bacon is serious business. Aside from a successful industry so deeply seated in artificial bacon flavoring, real bacon is facing the grim possibility of experiencing a shortage in 2013. According to the National Pig Association in Britain, an unavoidable shortage of pork products will plague Europe after heavy drought conditions destroyed corn and soybean feed crops this year. Experts say that this is a trend being mirrored around the world.

HOLY SHIT! NAKED BANANAS!!!


Tuesday, September 25, 2012

092512

Madonna: Black Muslim In The White House


FREE KITTENS

A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS. 

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man..

"Hi there little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the basket?" he asked.

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Obama.

Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.

Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens. Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN. Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Obama got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans."

Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "But...but...yesterday, you told me they were DEMOCRATS."
 

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open."

GROUPER SAYS THANKS I'LL JUST TAKE THAT


Howard Stern Interviews Obama Supporters 2012



Howard Stern contributors Sal and Richard travel to Harlem to interview Obama supporters and ask them why they are voting for Obama. They did this back in 2008, now let's see what happens when they do it again in 2012!

Howard Stern contributors Sal and Richard travel to Harlem to interview Obama supporters and ask them why they are voting for Obama.

Stern and his crew ask denizens of Harlem various outrageous questions, including if they believe Obama will find and kill Osama bin Laden; if Romney is a Muslim and if Obama is a Mormon; if Obama made the right choice by picking Paul Ryan as his running mate and if he did it because he is black.

One interviewee was under the impression that 2008 Republican nominee John McCain is also running this time.

"Just trust me, not one person knew that Osama bin Laden was dead," Stern said during the segment.

"Well, we're obviously dealing with a whole population that doesn't listen to the newscasts or read a newspaper," co-host Robin Quivers said.

DINOSAURS TASTED LIKE CHICKEN

A consensus has emerged in the scientific community that chickens and other birds are probably the direct descendants of dinosaurs. I have lost many good nights of sleep wondering what various species of dinosaurs tasted like, but the fact is that we don’t have any left to eat. Other than birds, the closest living relatives that we have to eat are the crocodilians, which date back to at least 250 million years ago.

Tasting Like Chicken

Its evolutionary origins.

Monday, September 24, 2012

LIFE IN FLORIDA

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Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch in Punta Gorda,
doing nothing.
One lady turns and asks, 'Do you still get horny?'
The other replies, 'Oh sure I do.'
The first old lady asks, 'What do you do about it?'
The second old lady replies, 'I suck a lifesaver.'
After a few moments, the first old lady asks, 'Who drives you to the beach?'
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Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home
in Cape Coral reminiscing.
The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with
her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and
cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for
a penny a piece.
The third old lady remarked, 'I can't hear a word you're saying, but I
remember the guy you're talking about.
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A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a Florida
Adult community.
A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench.
After a few moments, the woman asks, 'Are you a stranger here?'
He replies, 'I lived here years ago.'
'So, where were you all these years?'
'In prison,' he says.
'Why did they put you in prison?'
He looked at her, and very quietly said, 'I killed my wife.'
'Oh!' said the woman. 'So you're single...?!'
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Two elderly people living in Fort Myers, he was a widower and she a widow,
had known each other for a number of years.
One evening there was a community supper in the Clubhouse.
The two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went
on, he took a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered the courage
to ask her,'Will you marry me?'
After about six seconds of 'careful consideration,' she answered 'Yes. Yes,
I will!'
The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their
respective places. Next morning, he was troubled. 'Did she say 'yes' or did
she say 'no'?'
He couldn't remember. Try as he might, he just could not recall. Not even a
faint memory.
With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her.
First, he explained that he didn't remember as well as he used to.
Then he reviewed the lovely evening past.
As he gained a little more courage, he inquired,
'When I asked if you would marry me, did you say 'Yes' or did you say 'No'?'
He was delighted to hear her say,
'Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I meant it with all my heart.'
Then she continued, 'And I am so glad that you called,
because I couldn't remember who had asked me.'
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A man was telling his neighbor in Coral Springs just bought a new hearing
aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's
perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?'
'Twelve thirty.'
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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor in Bonita
Springs,
and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.
After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'hemorrhoids
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Life is short!
Break the rules!
Forgive quickly!
Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably.
And never regret anything that made you smile.
The best things in life are free until the government finds out and taxes
it.

CLINGING TO GUNS AND RELIGION

Maybe This Is What Obama Meant?

DEAD FOREIGN SERVICE WORKERS JUST BUMPS IN THE ROAD


092412

Homer Simpson supports Mitt Romney


Ahmadinejad says Israel just a passing phase in the Middle East

Defying a warning by the United Nations secretary general against inflammatory remarks, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran said Monday that Israelis had no historical roots in the Middle East and that the existence of Israel was just a passing phase in the region’s long history.

Mr. Ahmadinejad, who arrived in New York on Sunday for the annual General Assembly meeting, made the remarks in a breakfast session with selected members of the media. At the breakfast meeting, he said that the Israelis had been around the region for only 60 or 70 years, in contrast to the Iranians, whose civilization has existed for thousands of years.

Without mentioning any country by name, he lashed out at the United States for ignoring Israel’s nuclear arsenal while trying to shut down Iran’s nuclear program.
“Some members of the Security Council with veto rights have chosen silence with regard to the nuclear warheads of a fake regime, while at the same time they impede the scientific progress of other nations,” he said.
He also indirectly attacked the United States and others for defending freedom of speech even when it defames religion, a reference to the online video attacking the Prophet Muhammad that incited demonstrations around the Muslim world, including Iran, many of them violent, over the past three weeks.
“They themselves wrongly invoke the U.N. charter and misuse freedom of speech to justify their silence toward offending the sanctities of the human community and to divine prophets,” the Iranian leader said. 

Iran’s President, in New York, Says Israelis Have No Mideast Roots


Rethinking Sleep

One of the first signs that the emphasis on a straight eight-hour sleep had outlived its usefulness arose in the early 1990s, thanks to a history professor at Virginia Tech named A. Roger Ekirch, who spent hours investigating the history of the night and began to notice strange references to sleep. A character in the “Canterbury Tales,” for instance, decides to go back to bed after her “firste sleep.” A doctor in England wrote that the time between the “first sleep” and the “second sleep” was the best time for study and reflection. And one 16th-century French physician concluded that laborers were able to conceive more children because they waited until after their “first sleep” to make love. Professor Ekirch soon learned that he wasn’t the only one who was on to the historical existence of alternate sleep cycles. In a fluke of history, Thomas A. Wehr, a psychiatrist then working at the National Institute of Mental Health in Bethesda, Md., was conducting an experiment in which subjects were deprived of artificial light. Without the illumination and distraction from light bulbs, televisions or computers, the subjects slept through the night, at least at first. But, after a while, Dr. Wehr noticed that subjects began to wake up a little after midnight, lie awake for a couple of hours, and then drift back to sleep again, in the same pattern of segmented sleep that Professor Ekirch saw referenced in historical records and early works of literature.

Rethinking Sleep

The myth of the eight-hour sleep




We often worry about lying awake in the middle of the night - but it could be good for you. A growing body of evidence from both science and history suggests that the eight-hour sleep may be unnatural.
In the early 1990s, psychiatrist Thomas Wehr conducted an experiment in which a group of people were plunged into darkness for 14 hours every day for a month.
It took some time for their sleep to regulate but by the fourth week the subjects had settled into a very distinct sleeping pattern. They slept first for four hours, then woke for one or two hours before falling into a second four-hour sleep.
Though sleep scientists were impressed by the study, among the general public the idea that we must sleep for eight consecutive hours persists.
In 2001, historian Roger Ekirch of Virginia Tech published a seminal paper, drawn from 16 years of research, revealing a wealth of historical evidence that humans used to sleep in two distinct chunks.

PHOTO BARGE 1860's

If the customers can’t come to the photographer, the photographer will come to the customers. This barge equipped as a floating photographic studio traveled along the Mississippi River in the 1860s, attracting customers from the settlements along the river. Note the greenhouse-style glass studio to admit lots of natural light. Curtains were raised or lowered to control the light.

The Steep Canyon Rangers and Steve Martin at Mtn Song Fest


The Steep Canyon Rangers and Steve Martin at The Mountain Song Festival in Brevard NC at the Brevard Music Center

Butch Cassidy’s Wild Bunch

Left to right, the Sundance Kid, News Carver, the Tall Texan, Kid Curry, and finally Butch Cassidy, composing Butch Cassidy’s Wild Bunch, 1900

Butch Cassidy's Wild Bunch

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Butch Cassidy's Wild Bunch was one of the loosely organized outlaw gangs operating out of the Hole-in-the-Wall in Wyoming during the Old West era in the United States. It was popularized by the 1969 movie, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, and took its name from the original Wild Bunch. The gang was led by Butch Cassidy, and it included his closest friend Elzy Lay, the Sundance Kid, Tall Texan, News Carver, Camila Hanks, Laura Bullion, Flat-Nose Curry, Kid Curry and Bob Meeks. They would become the most successful train-robbing gang in history.

Why POTUS Has Time For Whoopi–But Not For Bibi


On "Fox News Sunday" Chris Wallace asks Robert Gibbs why Pres. Obama isn't meeting with other World Leaders, but is finding time to appear on the "View" (September 23, 2012).

"Sorry, Bibi, I have a meeting with Whoopi and some apology speeches to the Muslims at the UN scheduled. Call me sometime around 3am unless WWIII starts and I get busy. "

The Obama You Don’t Know


The End of America:Barack Obama Should Resign


The filmmaker behind "Innocence of Muslims," a film that some blame for the Middle East riots, was taken into custody. Is this the end of the First Amendment as we know it? Find out on this Trifecta.

HERE'S JODI! 092112


EXODUS THE WAR ON CHRISTIANITY


Sunday, September 23, 2012

In München steht ein Hofbräuhaus!

Eins, zwei, g'suffa! http://youtu.be/JDmPZIGzmOY

BERLIN (AP) — The world's largest beer festival opened Saturday in Germany as Munich's mayor tapped the first keg to kick off the 16-day Oktoberfest, known for its oompah music and traditional costumes.
With only two blows of his hammer and a cry of "O'zapft is" — "It's Tapped" — Mayor Christian Ude inserted the tap into the first keg, opening the 179th Oktoberfest to the cheering of thousands who were waiting to be served their first beer.
More than 6 million guests from around the world are expected to descend on the beer tents of Munich to celebrate the 16-day Oktoberfest extravaganza.
Last year's visitors consumed almost 8 million two-pint (one-liter) mugs of beer. This year a mug, called "Mass" in German, of the malty pale beer made exclusively by Munich's breweries sells at up to €9.50 ($12.30).
The Oktoberfest started with a wedding party: Just over 200 years ago, Bavarian Crown Prince Ludwig celebrated his royal nuptials with a big public bash that was such a hit it became an annual event. Nowadays, it is now known worldwide for its towering mugs of beer, oompah music, men wearing traditional Bavarian Lederhosen leather shorts and women in bright costumes.
While the core of the Oktoberfest remains the same, with Dirndl-clad waitresses delivering steins, its flavor has evolved over the years. A local festival with small beer gardens has mushroomed into a major international event featuring about a dozen cavernous beer tents, some seating about 10,000 singing, inebriated revelers at a time.

2nd DIRTIEST CITY IN THE US!

DAS WHY WE LUV HUR!  LEZ LE BON TON ROULE!

Between hurricanes and the tornado of detritus that comes with Mardi Gras every year, Crescent City can be forgiven for having a tough time keeping up with debris. Some would say it even complements the city’s old-style but offbeat atmosphere: it’s also the No. 1 city for wild weekends, bars, and friendly locals.

The landmark experiment in Quantum Rhetoric

While super high-density bullshit was critical to the experiment, other key variables were necessary to keep potential Taxons from escaping to Gallup Reality Space.

"We were careful to shroud the collision within the Beltosphere, which is protected with a thick sheath of inert, pliable media," he noted. "As additional protection, we surrounded it with a negatively-charged gaseous squirrel field."

Base on the success of the test, Plouffe said the HSWC would soon begin work on destroying traces of a new deadly Facton particle, the Unemployon.


FULL SCIENTIFIC REPORT HERE

HOW MUCH FREEDOM IS OK?

WASHINGTON - In the wake of anti-America protests in many parts of the world over an anti-Islam film, the US needs to rethink about its concept of free speech, Foreign Minister Hina Rabbani Khar said.
“It is not good enough to say it’s free speech, it should be allowed. I think if this does provoke action against American citizens or Americans anywhere else in the world, then maybe we do need to rethink how much freedom is OK,” Hina told CNN in an interview.

I quess we should leave it to Pakistan Foreign Minister Hina Rabbani Khar and the Muslims to decide?

HANNA! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

CYRUS MISTAKEN FOR STEFANI

FRANCE BANS MUSLIM PROTESTS


Published on Sep 22, 2012 by PressTVGlobalNews After a French newspaper sparked global outrage by publishing obscene images of the Prophet Muhammad, the state decided to forbid all protests by Muslims - and their threats have worked. The protestors who expressed themselves were immediately arrested. Curiously, France is denying freedom of expression in order to defend the right to freedom of expression. The newspaper "Charlie Hebdo" is allowed to profit from a second printing of its scandalous cartoons, but Muslim political gatherings are banned to allegedly maintain order. Denying Muslims the right to protest automatically implies that they cannot protest peacefully, despite evidence to the contrary just last week in Paris. But the decision feeds into a common Western narrative of Muslims as people who need to be controlled. France averages 10 protests a day and this year only four have been banned. The nation's well-armed security forces have a lot of experience handling demonstrations so many believe that stopping the protests is a political decision and not out of concern that things could spiral out of control. Ramin Mazaheri, Press TV, Paris

092312 Stuff

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Natural Laws


1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.

6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting  someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!

10. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

11. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2  people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

15. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.

16. Brown's Law of  Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking -- A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!!!

18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making  it, OR the store will stop selling it!!

19. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better.. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.

If you don't forward this to your friends within the next 5 minutes your belly button will  unscrew - and your butt will fall off. Really.... It's true . . .



THANKS TO MY FRIENDS FOR THEIR EMAILS

 
As we progress well into 2012, I want to thank you for your educational e-mails over the past years. I am now so totally screwed up and have little chance of recovery.

I can no longer open a bathroom door   without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying  
about the bacteria on the lemon peel.

I can't sit down on a hotel bedspread   because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.

I have trouble shaking hands   with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose.

Eating a little snack  sends me on  a guilt trip because   I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.

I can't touch any woman's handbag   for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public toilet.

I must send my special thanks   for the email about rat poo in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with  
every envelope that needs sealing.

ALSO,   now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I can't have a drink in a bar   because I fear I'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys  gone.

I  can't eat at KFC   because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers.

I can't use cancer-causing deodorants   even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

Thanks to you   I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

Because of your concern ,   I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer buy   fuel without taking someone along to watch the car, so a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.

I no longer use Cling  Wrap   in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer.

And thanks for letting me know   I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring  
me for life.

I no longer go to the cinema   because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS when I sit down.

I no longer go to shopping centers   because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me..

And   I no longer answer the phone because   someone will ask me  to dial a number for  which I will get a huge phone bill with calls to  
Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore and Uzbekistan ..

Thanks to you   I can't use any one's toilet but mine because a big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant  
death when it bites my butt.

And thanks to your great advice   I can't ever pick up a dime coin dropped in the car park because it was probably placed  
there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.

I can't do any gardening   because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall  off.

If you don't  send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's best friend's  
beautician!

Oh, and by the way...

A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse.  (Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.)

P. S. I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet...
 
 
 
 
 



Farmers Advice

 
Old Farmer's Advice

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

A hornet is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

Meanness don't just happen overnight.

Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

You cannot unsay a cruel word.

Every path has a few puddles.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

Most of the stuff people worry about, ain't never gonna happen anyway.

Don't judge folks by their relatives.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Live a good and honorable life, then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly, and leave the rest to God.

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

And.........................................