Sunday, March 31, 2013

Mystery of Prince Rupert's Drop


Published on Mar 22, 2013
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MOSQUITO TRAP



Take that mosquito's!- Mosquito trap. Very neat, I will be trying this soon.-Chera

Cut the top off a 2 liter bottle. Invert the cone and place it inside the straight part of the bottle. Glue the two pieces together. Add 1 tsp yeast and 1/2 cup sugar to some luke warm water, and pour the mixture into the bottle. Mosquitoes are attracted to the carbon dioxide that you exhale. The yeast feeds off the sugar and emits the same gas, so the mosquito enters the bottle, thinking they will find food there.

Saturday, March 30, 2013

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Cure Cardiovascular Disease Without Drugs



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POTATOE SOUP IN A CROCKPOT!!

 
POTATOE SOUP IN A CROCKPOT!!
Here's what ya do!!
In your crock pot put the following ...
1-10 oz can of cream of chicken soup
1-8 oz. pkg. cream cheese
1 cup chicken stock
2 tsp. onion flakes
salt & pepper
1 cup fried & crumbled bacon

Mix all this together real good in the crock pot, then add 1 bag of frozen hash browns.
Cook it for 5 hrs. on high setting & serve. Top it with a hand full of shredded cheddar cheese and a little bit of crumbled bacon!!
This stuff is AWESOME!!!!!!

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Tuesday, March 26, 2013

CROWD AWAITS UNVEILING OF OBAMA STATUE


 

Jack's Jokes 032613

When a friend of mine took the entrance exam for medical school, he was perplexed by this
question:

"Rearrange the letters P-N-E-S-I to spell out the part of the human body that is most useful when erect."

Those who spelled SPINE became doctors. The rest are in the Senate.
 
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"Tact"

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.

The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware her dining companion had disappeared.

The waitress, thinking this was a bit risque behavior that might offend other diners, went over to the table and tactfully, began by saying to the woman,

"Pardon me, ma'am , but I think your husband just slid under the table."

The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just walked in the door."
 
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SIMPLE TRUTH #1 Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. 

SIMPLE TRUTH # 2 When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, "Congratulations".

But, none of them touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".

Moral of the story: Hard work is never appreciated.

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.



AND FINALLY Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one, when he was shot by the woman's husband.

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A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful.

She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.

He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.

Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes."
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A Republican man in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.

He looked across the restaurant and asked,"Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down,

and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea.

He also glanced across the restaurant and asked,"Is that Jesus, over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about gettin' me a cold mug of Budweiser?" He too looked across the restaurant and asked,

"Isn't that God's boy over there?



The waitress nodded so the Democrat directed her to give him a cold beer. "On my tab," he said loudly.



As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt strength come back into his legs, got up, and walked out the door, thankful to Jesus.



Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back

straightening, and grateful to the Lord, he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and walked out the door.



Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.

(I don't care what party you like, this one's funny!)

The Democrat jumped up and yelled,

"Don't touch me...I'm collecting disability."
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Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?
Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of
Switzerland.
 


Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went
up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night.
The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.


As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father, "Who is
that man going into the barn?"
"That fellow traveling through," said the farmer. "needs a place to
stay for the night, so, I told him he could sleep in the barn."
The daughter said, "Perhaps he is hungry." So she prepared him a plate
of food for him and then took it out to the barn.
About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing disheveled
and straw in her hair. Straight up to bed she went.
The farmer's wife was very observant. She then suggested that perhaps
the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the
Barn,! and she too did not return for an hour.
 
Her clothing was askew,
Her blouse buttoned incorrectly.
She also headed straight to bed.
The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and continued
on his journey, waving to the farmer as he left.
When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was gone, she
broke into tears. "How could he leave without even saying goodbye," she
cried. "We made such passionate love last night!"
"What?" shouted the father as he angrily ran out of the house looking
for the man, who by now was halfway up the mountain.
The farmer screamed up at him, "I'm going to get you! You had sex with
my daughter!"
The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his hand next
to his mouth, and yelled out.....
 
"LAIDTHEOLADEETOO"
 
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Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!”

Thanks to the skill of the  flight crew, the plane lands safely on the tiny island.
An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, “Esther, did we pay our VISA and MasterCard bills yet?”

“No, sweetheart,” she responds.

Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, “Esther, did we pay our American Express card yet?”

“Oh, no! I’m sorry. I forgot to send the check,” she says.

“One last thing Esther. Did you remember to send the estimate check to the IRS this quarter?” he asks.

“Oh, forgive me, Abe,” begged Esther. “I didn’t send that one, either.”

Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years.

Esther pulls away and asks him, “What was that for?”

Abe answers, “They’ll find us!”
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Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since high school.

They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to
meet for lunch at a wine bar.

Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio.

Sue arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel.
After the required ritualized kisses she joins Jan in a glass of wine.

Then Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots.

She too shares the wine.

Jan explains that after leaving high school and graduating from Princeton
in Classics, she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful
daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of New York's leading law firms.
They live in a 4000 sq ft co-op on Fifth Avenue, where Susanna, the
daughter, attends drama school. They have a second home in Phoenix.

Sue relates that she graduated from Harvard Med School and became a
surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading Wall Street investment banker.
They live in Southampton on Long Island and have a second home in Naples, Florida.

Mary explains that she left school at 17 and ran off with her boyfriend,
Jim. They run a tropical bird park in Colorado and grow their own
vegetables. Jim can stand five parrots, side by side, on his penis.

Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Jan blurts
out that her husband is really a cashier at Wal-Mart. They live in a small
apartment in Brooklyn and have a travel trailer parked at a nearby storage
Facility.

Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains that
she and Clive are both nurses' aides in a retirement home. They live in
Jersey City and take vacation camping trips to Alabama.

Mary admits that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.
 
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George W Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, “No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I’ve been in a whorehouse.”

The second barber turned to Bush and said, “How about you sir?” Bush replied, “Go ahead; my wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.”
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What deep thinkers men are!!

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question:

Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.

Time for another beer.
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 Bubba is driving down a back road in Alabama ..

A sign in front of a restaurant reads:

HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL

Lobster Tail and Beer

"Lordy mercy!" he says to himself, "Them's my three favorites!"
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A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately
The rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver,

a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,

pulls over and gets out to see

what has become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .

The driver feels so awful that he
begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway

sees a man crying on the side of the road

and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man

what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explains,

"I accidentally hit the Easter
Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."

The blonde says,"Don't worry."

She runs to her car

and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny ,

bends down,

and sprays the contents onto him.

The Easter
Bunny jumps up,

waves its paw at the two of them

and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops,

turns around and waves again,

he hops down the road another 10 feet,

turns and waves,

hops another ten feet,

turns and waves,

and repeats this again and again and again and
again,

until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.

He runs over to the woman and demands,

"What is in that can?

What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?"

The woman turns the can around

so that the man can read the label.

It says..

(Are you ready for this?)

(Are you sure?)

(Last chance)

(OK, here it is)

It says,

"Hair Spray

Restores life to dead hair,

and adds permanent wave."

Happy Easter!!!
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Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.

Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table..

Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him . .

"You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"

She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"

Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Remember that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!"

Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Remember that blow job I promised you?"

"Here it comes."
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Monday, March 25, 2013

THE POOP ON CHOLESTEROL



Why we love children

Why we love children...


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NUDITY: I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'


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OPINIONS: On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents ..'











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KETCHUP: A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now She's hitting the bottle.'

 


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MORE NUDITY: A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, 'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?'

 


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POLICE # 1: While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, 'Are you a cop?' 'Yes,' I answered and continued writing the report. 'My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?' 'Yes, that's right,' I told her. 'Well then,' she said as she extended her foot toward me, 'would you please tie my shoe?'

 


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POLICE #2: It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. 'Is that a dog you got back there?' he asked. 'It sure is,' I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, 'What did he do?'

 


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ELDERLY: While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, 'The tooth fairy will never believe this!'

 


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DRESS-UP: A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, 'Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit.' 'And why not, darling?' asked the dad. 'You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.'

 


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DEATH: While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: 'Glory be unto the Father, and unto the Son, and into the hole he goes.' (I want this line used at my funeral!)

 


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SCHOOL: A little girl had just finished her first week of school. 'I'm just wasting my time,' she said to her mother. 'I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!'

 


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BIBLE: A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. 'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out. 'What have you got there, dear?' With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think it's Adam's underwear!'







 
NOW IF THIS DIDN'T BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY, GO BACK TO BED AND FORGET IT

Capoeira


EVERYONE SHOULD LEASH THEIR DOG


Sunday, March 24, 2013

IRStrek


JUST GOES TO SHOW WHAT THE GOVERNMENT IS CAPABLE OF!

A COWBOY TOMBSTONE


A COWBOY TOMBSTONE

Here are the Five Rules for Men  to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan , Utah . He died not knowing that he would win the "Coolest Headstone" contest. 
 
 
 
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE: 
 
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
 
 
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
 
 
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you. 
 
 
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you. 



5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

OUR HISTORY IN 2 MINUTES

video

IS THE POPE ITALIAN?

New pope revives question: What is a 'Latino?'


He is being hailed with pride and wonder as the "first Latino pope," a native Spanish speaker born and raised in the South American nation of Argentina. But for some Latinos in the United States, there's a catch: Pope Francis' parents were born in Italy.
Such recent European heritage is reviving debate in the United States about what makes someone a Latino. Those questioning whether their idea of Latino identity applies to Pope Francis acknowledge that he is Latin American, and that he is a special inspiration to Spanish-speaking Catholics around the world. Yet that, in their eyes, does not mean the pope is "Latino."

BIRMINGHAM, THE WILD WEST

Week of deadly shootings in metro Birmingham; 2 children among those killed


By Kelsey Stein | kstein@al.com
on March 24, 2013 at 10:15 AM, updated March 24, 2013 at 10:16 AM
 
BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - The past week has been particularly violent in metro Birmingham, starting last weekend with two teenagers shot to death - one near Davis Middle School and the other in Railroad Park.
At least one death has been reported nearly every day this week, including the shooting deaths of a 3-year-old girl and a 2-year-old boy in separate incidents.
On Wednesday alone, law enforcement authorities were investigating the deaths of five people in two incidents that are believed to be murder-suicides.
Here is a recap of deaths reported this week:
March 23
2-year-old boy dies after shooting in Birmingham home; uncle arrested in Prattville : Nazario Boykins, 2, and his mother were found shot at 913 8th Ave. W just after midnight. Nazario died at 2:56 p.m. Saturday at Children's of Alabama.
March 22
Birmingham man found fatally shot in doorway: Issac Thomas, 26, was found wounded about 9:30 p.m. March 21 at 110 Roosevelt Courtway South, and he later died at UAB Hospital.
March 21
Body found in east Birmingham alley identified as Ohio manDavid Crutcher, 39, of Cincinnati, Ohio, was found about 11:10 a.m. Thursday in the 8400 block of 8th Avenue South. His cause of death has not been released, but a homicide investigation is under way.
March 20
Police probe apparent murder-suicide in HooverKimberly Jamison Ozburn, 39, and Jimmy Lee Frizzell, 55, were found dead in a Hoover home.
Police find body in car along Fairfield's Valley Road: Brandon Menefee, 30, was found dead by an officer about 6:30 a.m.
Mother and child found killed in Rocky Ridge area of Jefferson CountyTiffany Bozeman, 30, and her 3-year-old daughter Gabrielle Menefee were found dead in their apartment. Davieon Menefee, 5, was airlifted to a hospital.
March 18
Birmingham teen dead after being shot in the head at Railroad Park: Jarmaine Walton, 15, was shot about 7:20 p.m. March 17 at the park. He died at UAB Hospital early the next morning.
March 16
Victim in shooting near Davis Middle School identified as 18-year-old: Defarris Parham was shot once in the head and once in the arm. He was found dead shortly before 9 p.m. March 15 near the school and Roosevelt Park.
http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2013/03/week_of_deadly_shootings_in_me.html

COONASS

SEVEN DEGREES OF COONASS 

FIRST DEGREE 
Boudreaux and his wife were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
Boudreaux picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, dat's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The wife said, "Who was that my sweets?"
Boudreaux answered, "I don't know, some man wanting to know if the coast is clear."

SECOND DEGREE
Two Cajuns are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. He opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, dis person looks familiar." The second Cajun says, "Here, let me see!!" So the first Cajun hands him the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

THIRD DEGREE
Boudreaux suspects his wife of cheating on him, so he goes out and buys a gun. He goes to his house unexpectedly and when he opens the door he finds her in the arms of another man. Well, Boudreaux is really angry. He pulls out the gun, and as he does so, he is overcome with grief. He takes the gun and puts it to his head. His wife yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
Boudreaux replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

FOURTH DEGREE
Boudreaux was bragging about his knowledge of state capitals. He proudly says, "Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of dem." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?" Boudreaux replies, "Oh, dat's easy: W."

FIFTH DEGREE
What did the Cajun girl ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"

SIXTH DEGREE
Boudreaux, a Cajun in his fourth year as a LSU Freshman, sat in his US Government class. The professor asked Boudreaux if he knew what Roe vs.. Wade was about. Boudreaux pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware "

SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, Boudreaux was shocked to find his house ransacked and burglarized. He telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, Boudreaux ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting his face in his hands, Boudreaux moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman."

OK. Now forward this to someone else who needs a laugh today!

Saturday, March 23, 2013

MOOCHELLE STARVES THE KIDS

CPS Chatter — “a forum of CPS parents and teachers” — has Putnam’s full tongue-lashing.
“If you are a parent, imagine that you take your child on a trip and they are very excited,” writes Putnam. “Now imagine they have to wait on a bus and stand in straight lines for three hours straight. Then imagine after one hour of ‘fun’ that they have to sit around and wait for three more hours that bus to pick them up. Oh, did I mention that are not allowed to have a morsel of food the entire time?”

PRETTY GOOD DUELING


Published on Feb 28, 2013
Mark Kroos plays Dueling Banjos from the movie Deliverance...By Himself. Really starts cooking at 1:10. More videos at www.markkroos.com!

CHANGE YOUR LIFE

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This video will change your life no matter what you do as a living.
A lot of people asked me the name of the man that is speaking. His name is Alan Watts and he was a British philosopher.

STACKED CARDS

Hard to understand how this talented man can create things out of playing cards.


Bryan Berg is a professional "cardstacker" who builds houses of cards on a very large scale. Trained as an architect, Bryan Berg is the only known person to make a living
building structures with freestanding playing cards. He uses no tape, glue, or tricks; and his method has been tested to support 660 pounds per square foot.
Berg has stacked cards for corporate special events, public relations campaigns, and science and children's museums in many U.S. cities, Canada , Europe, and Asia . Berg's clients have included Walt Disney World, a Lexus commercial, Procter & Gamble, American major league baseball and hockey, and the San Francisco Opera, among others. He also participated in a music video by The Bravery, playing a lonely man who builds a fantasy world out of cards.
In 2004, Guinness created a record category for World's Largest House of Freestanding Playing Cards to recognize a project Berg built for Walt Disney World, a replica of CinderellaĆ¢€™s Castle. (6th photo down)
In 2010, the record was renewed by himself using 4051 sets of cards, over 218,000 cards, and built in 44 days, a replica of the Venetian Macao.

Talk about a Steady Hand!?!?!       http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Bryan+Berg&id=2492E3F0A830F873D8302BEFA72D61542C3347DD&FORM=IQFRBA













ELVIS ON THE LATE SHOW!


European To Win The Ultimate Elvis Impersonator...

Ben Portsmouth and his band, Taking Care of Elvis, present an amazing tribute to the King of Rock and Roll, with his looks, style and fantastic voice which will set hearts racing and feet taping.

In the blink of your eyes you'll be taken back to what it was like to see, hear and experience the young and sexy Elvis when he first burst on to the U.S. music scene in 1954 right through to 1977.

Ben Portsmouth's stunning outfits, all U.S. custom made, span the black leathers of Presley's comeback in 1968 to the white jumpsuits of the later Las Vegas shows, all costumes are exact copies of the originals.

Not only is Ben Portsmouth a natural showman but he is also an extremely talented professional singer/songwriter, a dedicated musician who sincerely goes that bit extra in all his performances, in doing so he leaves his audience craving more!

In 2006 Ben Portsmouth was awarded the title of Best Festival Elvis at the annual Porthcawl Elvis convention in Wales which is the biggest of its kind in Europe. He took the audience of assembled Elvis devotees by storm with his remarkable voice and stage presence. In 2007 he was awarded the Gold Lame (Jacket) Award for his 50's set and in 2008 he was voted best '68 Comeback Special.  And now he has won the "The World's Ultimate Elvis Presley Impersonator"

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

GUY KNOCKS GIRL DOWN THEN GETS KO'D HIMSELF!


And the girl comes back and gives him some too!

BE CAREFUL POSTING YOUR CHILD'S PICTURES ON FB

A photo of a child posing in military gear with a rifle in his hands has prompted a massive operation involving a raid by the police and the Department of Children and Families on his family home.

The image was posted to Facebook by a Carneys Point, New Jersey approved firearms instructor, and it features the boy holding his father's .22 rifle.

Shawn Moore's 11-year-old son apparently has a valid hunting license and has received approval to hunt by passing a course on hunting safety.

Moore had to enlist the help of an attorney to turn authorities, who had shown up with no warrant, away from his home.

They had started investigating after someone saw the post and reported it as abuse. Police wanted to list all of Moore's firearms, but never followed through with a warrant, Human Events chronicles. http://joed205.blogspot.com/2013/03/be-careful-posting-your-childs-pictures.html

“He has a Fourth Amendment right and he’s not going to give up his Fourth Amendment right or his Second Amendment right. [...] They didn’t have a warrant – so see you later,” his lawyer Evan Nappen explains.

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Child-s-Facebook-Photo-Holding-a-Rifle-Prompts-Raid-on-Family-Home-338791.shtml

TELEMARKETER CALL


Myths About “Women in Combat"

Myth #1“It’s about women in combat.”
No, it’s not. Women are already in combat, and are serving well and professionally. The issue should be more clearly entitled, “Women in the infantry.” And this is a decidedly different proposition.
Myth #2“Combat has changed” (often accompanied by “There are no front lines anymore”).
This convenient misconception requires several counters. First, any serious study of military history will reveal numerous historical examples about how successive generations (over millennia) believed that warfare had changed forever, only to find that technology may change platforms, but not its harsh essence. To hope that conflicts over the last 20 years are models of a new, antiseptic form of warfare is delusional.
Read more: Seven Myths About “Women in Combat"

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

WELFARE VACATIONS


Human race is 'essentially good'

By Anthony Bourdain, CNN
updated 2:10 PM EDT, Mon March 18, 2013

World-renowned chef, best-selling author and Emmy winning television personality Anthony Bourdain is the host of "Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown," CNN's new showcase for coverage of food and travel. The series is shot entirely on location. "Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown" premieres Sunday, April 14, at 9 p.m. ET
(CNN) -- Before I set out to travel this world, 12 years ago, I used to believe that the human race as a whole was basically a few steps above wolves.
That given the slightest change in circumstances, we would all, sooner or later, tear each other to shreds. That we were, at root, self-interested, cowardly, envious and potentially dangerous in groups. I have since come to believe -- after many meals with many different people in many, many different places -- that though there is no shortage of people who would do us harm, we are essentially good.
That the world is, in fact, filled with mostly good and decent people who are simply doing the best they can. Everybody, it turns out, is proud of their food (when they have it). They enjoy sharing it with others (if they can). They love their children. They like a good joke. Sitting at the table has allowed me a privileged perspective and access that others, looking principally for "the story," do not, I believe, always get.

PSYCHOPATH TEST

PSYCHOPATH TEST
 
Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result.  This is not a trick question, it is as it reads.  No one I know has gotten it right. Few people do.

 
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know.  She thought this guy was amazing.  She believed him to be her dream guy so much that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him.  A few days later she killed her sister.

 
Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?  Give this some thought before you answer, see answer below.

 




 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Answer:
She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again.  If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath.  This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to determine if one has the same mentality as a killer.  Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly.  If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you.


If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take your ass off my email list.