Wednesday, March 13, 2013

MAN SEEKS DAMAGES FOR LOST JUNK

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

I apologize up front to my male readers.  



It seems it was Edgardo Toucet's unlucky day when he finally got a job through a temp agency at a manufacturing plant near Orlando, Florida.
 

In this economy how could getting a job be unlucky? It is unlucky when you get your genitals caught in an industrial machine.
 

Like I said, I'm sorry.
 

Toucet, who hails from Puerto Rico and doesn't speak or write English, claims that he "received no orientation or other formalized instruction or training in preparation for his temporary work assignment as a peeler machine helper."
 

According to the complaint report, Toucet was put to work at the peeler machine which uses a spinning razor-sharp blade to cut carpet foam.
 

The peeler machine apparently requires two people to operate, although according to the report it is unclear if Toucet was operating the machine by himself, per safety precautions. What is clear is that both is penis AND testicles were removed by the machine.
 

Toucet is seeking damages for gross negligence in a lawsuit suing the temp agency, and hopefully Future Foam Manufacturing and anybody else remotely related to the incident.

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