FLY SOUTWEST- THEY'RE SMARTER!

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from KansasCity
to Chicago .
The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother
and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why
don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an
answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant.

So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs
have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby
planes?"
The busy flight attendant smiled and said, "Did your Mother tell you to ask
me?"
The boy said, "Yes, she did."
"Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes
because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that
to you."