Tuesday, April 23, 2019

GOOD STUFF 042319 YOU MAY HAVE MISSED


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DollyP and Johnny Classic




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Not long ago, liberal establishmentarians revered Robert Mueller. They had faith that he would deliver Trump’s head on a platter. Then he let them down by admitting that Trump is not a Russian spy. Now, this is the treatment he gets on his way home from Easter services.





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Well, if you weigh less, the deportation bus gets better mileage, and that lowers the carbon footprint. Way to save the planet, amigo! SEE  


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Bernie wants terrible people to vote.




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You don't need an ice cream maker to make amazing homemade ice cream. The proof: cookies 'n' cream no-churn. It's loaded with crushed Oreos, fudge sauce, and caramel, and it takes less than 15 minutes to whip together. LET ME KNOW!!


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In a 2017 tweet that just came to light, Rep Omar shouted about “the thousands of Somalis killed by the American forces that day!” before signing off with the tag #NotTodaySatan. Despite being a refugee from the perpetual hellhole Somalia herself, Omar could use a refresher course on what actually happened. The Investigative Project on Terrorism provides it.


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A man is walking through the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to devour her right in front of the little girl’s screaming parents.

The man runs to the cage, hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the man returns her to her terrified parents.

A New York Times reporter has seen the whole scene and says to the rescuer. Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life, he says.

Why, it was nothing, the man says. Really, the lion was behind bars and I knew God would protect me just as He did Daniel in the lion’s den long, long ago. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt was right.

I noticed a bible in your pocket ” are you a republican? asked the journalist.

Yes, and I’m a christian on my way to a bible study, the man replies.

Well, I’ll make sure this act won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist and tomorrow’s paper will have this on the front page, he says before leaving.

The following morning the man buys a copy of the New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads on first page:

Right Wing Republican Christian Fundamentalist Assaults African Immigrant and Steals His Lunch.



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Thailand’s navy on Monday began towing to shore the floating cabin of a fugitive U.S. citizen and his Thai girlfriend, both prominent members of the “seasteading” movement who face possible death sentences for setting up their offshore home.


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Heavily drunk man, dark-skinned and with a beard, enters St. Paul's Church in Munich at the Theresienwiese during the Croatian Mass (Easter blessing), with a bottle of alcohol in his hand, lights a firecracker and throws it into the middle of the church and shouts "Allahu Akbar", everyone panics and throws the baskets where the Easter meal was in, runs out and screams. Children and adults were injuredhttps://politikstube.com/muenchen-dunkelhaeutiger-platzt-in-oster-gottesdienst-und-schrie-allahu-akbar/


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Washington is poised to be the first American state to test public reaction to turning human beings into compost that could provide nutrients for various food products. With bipartisan majorities, the state Senate and House of Representatives on Friday approve bill 5001, titled “concerning human remains,” the Seattle Times reported.



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HOLLYWEIRD HYPODRITES STRIKE AGAIN! From The Sun: Emma Thompson was accused of hypocrisy last night after jetting 5,400-miles to take part in London’s eco-protest. The Oscar-winning actress flew back to London from LA to support the eco-warriors plotting to take down Heathrow today.


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SO SIMPLE EVEN A LIBERAL CAN UNDERSTAND,,,,,,MAYBE.




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A report by the UK’s National Cyber Security Center (NCSC) has revealed a list of the world’s most hacked passwords. The #1 most hacked password on the list is indicative of the fact that we are not yet serious about our online privacy.



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The heist began with a thief backing a large, white box truck up behind a Virginia mall around 3:30 a.m. one day in early April. He siphoned about 150 gallons of the stinking, viscous liquid from a dumpster behind a Burger King, before a police officer patrolling Annandale Shopping Center busted him, according to the search warrant, filed in Fairfax County.


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