Monday, June 24, 2019

GOOD STUFF 062519 YOU MAY HAVE MISSED

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Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.


The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Jack took the money.



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TONIGHT, JUNE 25 1982- FRED R TURBO






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LET'S GO!






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ANDERSON DIDN'T GET WHAT HE WANTED..






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Do gun bans work?




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Just what we need: Celebrities lecturing us about the “truth about Trump collusion”,,,These people are great at reading a script and playing fictional parts but they can't tell the difference between fiction and reality,,,just like most Liberals- emotion over truth.




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At a cost of $5400 per every man, woman, child, in the USA. Your family of 4 doesn't want to pay their fair share of $21600? So that means I have to pay it plus my $5400!!! Not fair to ME!!!






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DRINK MORE YUENGLING!



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JOHNNY CARSON JUNE 21 1979- LILIAN CARTER, BERT REYNOLDS, ART FERN AND THE MIGHTY CARSON ART PLAYERS, CAROL WAYNE- Guess the main topics, current events of the time














https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carol_Wayne



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Too long but even first 5 mins informs...






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ENOUGH NONSENSE, AOC!






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On their wedding night, the young bride 
Approached her new husband and asked For $20.00 for their first lovemaking Encounter.

In his highly aroused state, Her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a Cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that She needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was Surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that His employer was going through a process of corporate Downsizing, and he had been let go.

It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find Another position that paid anywhere near what He'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which Showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling Nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued By the bank which was worth over $2 million, And informed him that they Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for more than Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, These holdings had multiplied and these were the
Results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments Worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing,  would have given you all my business!'

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when To keep their mouths shut.

Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!


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