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PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: “I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$90,000.” ;
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing… I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $980,000 for it.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it’s what you really want.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”
MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open. He turns and asks, “Anyone know who’s phone this is.....
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The UK government, along with the governments of other countries with military or significant diplomatic involvement in Afghanistan have claimed that they were left in the dark by the Biden administration about the Afghan withdrawal.
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The Easter bunny retrieves Joe Biden after he wanders off to talk to some children pic.twitter.com/Wrd5L8p68B
— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) April 18, 2022
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!!!WARNING- LANGUAGE AND SEXUALLY GRAPHIC!!!
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STILL CREEPY
#CreepyJoe supercutpic.twitter.com/LfnAvP3Xgb
— ƬЄƛƓƛƝ ƦЄƖԼԼƳ🍸 (@velvethammer) August 6, 2021
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========================================One of my Primary Opponents suggests building a Tent City at the border to house Illegal Aliens…
— Kari Lake for AZ Governor (@KariLake) April 13, 2022
Why would we pay to shelter the people invading our Country? My policy is simple: send them back.
Arizona can save big by electing the Trump-Endorsed Candidate, Kari Lake. pic.twitter.com/ns9mJoNn8c
“[Elon] could actually control what people think… that is our job” 
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