MISSING LOVED ONE

A husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was
missing:

Husband - I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and has not come
home.

Sergeant - What is her height?

Husband - Gee , I really never noticed. Maybe about five feet tall.

Sergeant - Build?

Husband - Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant - Color of eyes?

Husband - Never noticed.

Sergeant - Color of hair?

Husband - Changes a couple times a year, maybe red.

Sergeant - What was she wearing?

Husband - Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don't remember exactly.

Sergeant - Did she go in a car?

Husband - No, she went in my truck.

Sergeant - What kind of truck was it?

Husband - Brand new Ford F150 with Eco-boost V6 engine, special ordered with
manual transmission, four-wheel drive, tinted windows, custom matching white
cover for the bed, special alloy wheels and off road Michelins. Wife put a
small scratch on the driver's door.

At this point the husband started tearing up and almost cried.


Sergeant - Don't worry, Bubba. We'll find your truck.