PADDY AT THE DENTIST

Paddy, suffering from a severe toothache, 

finally got up enough nerve to visit his dentist, 

but lost it again when he was about to get into 

the chair. The dentist told his assistant to give 

Paddy a shot of whiskey kept on hand for just 

such circumstances as this. "Ye got your 

courage back now?" the dentist asked. "No!" 

replied Paddy. So a second shot was brought, 

then a third. "Now have ye got your courage?"

asked the dentist. "You're damned right!" 

Paddy said, squaring his shoulders. "I'd like to

 see the SOB who'd dare to touch me teeth 

now!”