BE AWARE THIS DISORDER IS GOING AROUND. I JUST RECEIVED THIS MSG FROM MY FRIEND JACK:
I am sorry if I have not been very responsive to your E-mails and FB posts lately. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue or PIST-AWF. For those of you who do not know what that is; PIST-AWF is a newly diagnosed disease that has been found to be widespread and highly contagious, especially among Republicans, critical thinkers, and FOX News fans.
January, 2015 - Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue its rapid spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a person's entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. These side effects have been labeled as PIST-AWF.
The FIve Main Symptoms of PIST-AWF.include:
1. Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing your president pander to Muslim extremist terrorists.
2. Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the O'Reilly factor.
3. Loose bowels from swallowing the fact voters elected Barack Obama - TWICE.
4. Extreme pain and discomfort due to upset stomach and vomiting from watching terrorists murdering innocent people on nightly news.
5. Bleeding from the eyes. This is not E-bola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate news show host and presidential confidant.
Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself.
If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure.
It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the CURE for PIST-AWF will be available in early November of 2016.