Four Florida old timers are driving
around one evening.
They
turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks
10 cents."
They look at each other and
then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.
The old bartender says in a
voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you!
What'll it be, gentlemen?"
There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the
men orders a martini.
In no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis
shaken, not stirred and says, "That'll be 10 cents each, please."
The
four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other.
They can't
believe their good luck.
They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis,
and order another round.
Again, four excellent martinis are produced,
with the bartender again saying, Thats 40 cents, please."
They pay the 40
cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them.
They've each had two
martinis and haven't even spent a dollar yet.
Finally one of them says, "How
can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?"
"I'm a
retired tailor from Orlando," the bartender says, "and I always wanted to own a
bar. Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for $125 million and decided to open
this place. Every drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor, beer it's all the
same."
"Wow! That's some story!" one of the men says.
As the four
of them sip at their martinis, they can't help noticing seven other people at
the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and haven't
ordered anything the whole time they've been there.
Nodding at the seven
at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the Bartender, "What's with
them?"
The bartender says, Theyre retired people from CANADA. Theyre
waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price, plus they all have
coupons."
Thursday, May 21, 2015
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