Three English men walk into a bar and spot an Irish man.
One guy said he was going to piss him off. He
walked over to the Irish man and tapped him on the shoulder. 'Hey, I
hear your St. Patrick was a sissy.'
'Oh really, hmm, didn't know that.'
Puzzled, the English man walked back to his buddies. 'I told him St.
Patrick was a sissy and he didn't care!'
'You just don't know how to set him off, watch and learn.' The second
English man walked over and tapped the Irish man on the shoulder.
'I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite!'
'Oh, wow, I didn't know that, thank you.'
Shocked beyond belief, the English man went back to his buddies. 'Your
right, he is unshakable!'
The third English man said, 'No, no, no, I will really piss him off, you
The English man walked over to the Irish man, tapped him on the shoulder
and said, 'I hear your St. Patrick was an English man!'
'Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me.'