An American woman of 40 wants to
get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been
with a woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she
decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man
who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback.
They end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the
bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the
bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room,
naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.
"What happened?" she asks.
"I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if it's anything like a
kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"
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