Tuesday, May 26, 2015


Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered:

01) I started with nothing. I still have most of it.

02) I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.

03) Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

04) If all is not lost, where is it?

05) It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

06) I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.

07) It was all so different before everything changed.

08) I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.

09) It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.

10) It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

11) The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.

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