A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his supplie of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more. One the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
BONUS LITTLE JOHNNY
The school teacher asks her class, "What vegetable makes your eyes water?"
Little Johnny replies, "A turnip, miss."
"No Johnny," corrects the teacher, "I believe you're thinking of an onion, aren't you?"
"No miss," says Little Johnny, "You ever been hit in the balls with a turnip?"