A marine biologist developed a race
of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were
fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his supplie of the birds ran
out so he had to go out and trap some more.
One the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake
them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and
charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal
porpoises.
BONUS LITTLE JOHNNY
The school teacher asks her class, "What vegetable makes your eyes water?"
Little Johnny replies, "A turnip, miss."
"No Johnny," corrects the teacher, "I believe you're thinking of an onion, aren't you?"
"No miss," says Little Johnny, "You ever been hit in the balls with a turnip?"
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