A female reporter, interviewing an
American Indian chief, asked the significance of the varied number of
feathers in Indian headdresses.
"Feathers show number of sexual
partners," the chief replied. Indicating a nearby young brave, he
continued, "Him? One woman, one feather. Him?" pointing to a second,
older man, "Three women, three feathers."
The reporter looked at the
Chief's headdress. "But you have so many feathers!"
The Chief proudly
slapped his chest. "Me Chief. Sleep with all women. Big, small, fat,
tall."
Horrified, the female reporter said, "You ought to be hung!"
The
Chief said, "Damn right. Me hung big like buffalo, long like snake."
The
offended reporter said, "You don't have to be hostile!"
The Chief
replied, "Horse-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style!"
The reporter
cried, "Oh, dear!"
"No no, no deer!" said the Chief. "Ass too high, run
too fast!"
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