JOKES OF THE DAY 073015

A Muslim woman gets on a bus with her baby. 
The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

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A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
The guy behind the counter says, “Male or female?”
The customer says, “Female”
The counter guy asks, “Black or white?”
The customer says, “White”
The counter guy asks, “Christian or Muslim?”
The customer says, “What the hell does religion have to do with it?”
The counter guy says, “The Muslim one blows itself up!”

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Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.

Q. How do Muslims practice safe sex?
A. They mark the camels that kick.

Q. What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?
A. Nothing, yet.

Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?
A. A pimp.