Friday, April 8, 2016

1966 vs. 2016



This should be sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it...


1966: Long hair

2016: Longing for hair


1966: KEG

2016: EKG


1966: Acid rock

2016: Acid reflux


1966: Moving to California because it's cool

2016: Moving to Arizona because it's warm


1966: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

2016: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor


1966: Seeds and stems

2016: Roughage


1966: Hoping for a BMW

2016: Hoping for a BM


1966: Going to a new, hip joint

2016: Receiving a new hip joint


1966: Rolling Stones

2016: Kidney Stones


1966: Screw the system

2016: Upgrade the system


1966: Disco

2016: Costco


1966: Parents begging you to get your hair cut

2016: Children begging you to get their heads shaved


1966: Passing the drivers' test

2016: Passing the vision test


1966: Whatever

2016: Depends



Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1998.


They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.


Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced 7 years before they were born.

They have always had an answering machine..

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control..

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane.."

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

Mc Donald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading..

So have a nice day!!!!! It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!!

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